Today I started my new job, which is also the second chapter in my commercial making career. Here's a few things you may have never known about the fantastically un-ironic world of making things people don't like to watch.
- Making commercials is the best way for all parties involved to make the most cash within the least amount of time. The order for maximum...
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- Making commercials is the best way for all parties involved to make the most cash within the least amount of time. The order for maximum...
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My life is like a fantastically well oiled machine that seems to have been filled with sand at some point. Allow me to explain. There's nothing I love more than writing. I do it whenever I get the chance. I can take one subject, object, or sexual position and write what probably ends up being too much about it. I don't mind bragging about it...
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dave_h:
in your comment you assume its a "he" that uses it. Actually its females that use it most.
SGs in fact.
[Edited on Sep 23, 2003]
SGs in fact.
[Edited on Sep 23, 2003]
clara:
Listen, chump, the bushes are all wet from the storm and I don't like to get my pelt wet.
Unnecessary Z's Guide to Mid-Life Parenting
As seen in Clueless Single Male Monthly
Being a parent for the last month and a half has taught me a few things. The biggest thing being how to see my brother from a parental viewpoint. Before, I didn't care how much he ate, because it was always "Mom will feed that pig." I didn't care how fast he...
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As seen in Clueless Single Male Monthly
Being a parent for the last month and a half has taught me a few things. The biggest thing being how to see my brother from a parental viewpoint. Before, I didn't care how much he ate, because it was always "Mom will feed that pig." I didn't care how fast he...
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er:
that's not what you were sayin' the other night...
you were lovin the kissin down below
wha?
aw yeah
now you're following my comments around. role reversal. on your knees, bitch.
you were lovin the kissin down below
wha?
aw yeah
now you're following my comments around. role reversal. on your knees, bitch.
was_nicole:
i was too tired for the boxing. i would have taken them all. they would have just fallen over into tables on their own anyway. i'll ask the lawyer some general question . i will be back in ny in december. i'm sure califa is not forever.
Unnecessary Z's Guide to Independent Filmmaking
As seen in Bitter Man's Monthly
It's official. My entry into this year's Midnight Movie Making Madness competition is a wash. I blame myself for the most part, but not in the humble and responsible way a more mature person might do. I trusted other people besides myself to get a job done and it ended in spectacularly retarded...
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As seen in Bitter Man's Monthly
It's official. My entry into this year's Midnight Movie Making Madness competition is a wash. I blame myself for the most part, but not in the humble and responsible way a more mature person might do. I trusted other people besides myself to get a job done and it ended in spectacularly retarded...
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throatneedle:
You aint nuttin but a Hootchie Mama
Hood Rat! Hood Rat! Hootchie Mama!
Hood Rat! Hood Rat! Hootchie Mama!
freyja__:
i'll be a star in your movie anytime.
i'll even wear snakes!
sorry you had to deal with such dolts.
xo
i'll even wear snakes!
sorry you had to deal with such dolts.
xo
My head is new and I think I like it better. People look at me differently now. I think it's because they think I'm a gangsta', and I'm in no hurry to prove them wrong. No one fucks with a G.
I had a dream last night that I held the title of Professor Goat and my job was to go down on girl after...
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I had a dream last night that I held the title of Professor Goat and my job was to go down on girl after...
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er:
now i will sing The Double Post song!
trala lalalala
[Edited on Sep 13, 2003]
trala lalalala
[Edited on Sep 13, 2003]
er:
can't decide how to respond, so here are both:
1. not for long we don't, mister.
2. dude, i TOLD you i don't know who alisha klass is.
you gotta see her in this show. i think i cried 4 times, just watching her. stunning, and fo' real.
1. not for long we don't, mister.
2. dude, i TOLD you i don't know who alisha klass is.
you gotta see her in this show. i think i cried 4 times, just watching her. stunning, and fo' real.
This week I'm going to be dusting off my filmmaking chaps and riding boots to shoot my entry for this years Midnight Movie Making Madness contest. It'll be interesting to see what I come up with since I haven't shot anything of my own in three years, and with good reason. My strengths lie in my ability to put the adventures of the little...
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er:
name the time and place
i'm there
*purr*
i'm there
*purr*
marymary:
thats a fairly psycho profile pic you've got yourself there.
My sleep schedule has returned to normal. I can get up and freely urinate whenever I want to. I remember to eat again. What could have caused those very basic and very essential elements of human survival to become thrown into chaos in the first place? I've just freed myself from the invisible chains of a fictinal reality not unlike that stupid movie with that...
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troglodyte:
Hair=gone. Forehead=not-so-large. Comb=services-no-longer-required.
joebruthless:
Nah you're cool, i wouldnt fight you.
MOVIE REVIEW!!!
This is it folks. The end of a great and arduous search. One that was wrought with crap, licensing, and worst of all, Jerry Bruckhiemer. If any of you know me at all, you know that I hate movies more than anything. I hate the people that make them, and I hate the people that enjoy them. Strange since my ultimate goal is...
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This is it folks. The end of a great and arduous search. One that was wrought with crap, licensing, and worst of all, Jerry Bruckhiemer. If any of you know me at all, you know that I hate movies more than anything. I hate the people that make them, and I hate the people that enjoy them. Strange since my ultimate goal is...
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er:
uh oh
i saw your list of dealbreakers
damn
2/3 ain't bad
i saw your list of dealbreakers
damn
2/3 ain't bad
was_nicole:
haha i was just fine. the boob exposure has nothing to do with nicole's mess level it usualy happens when sober.
I'm aware that as many as none to very few of you have missed my madcap adventures through comedy over the last week or so, but I'm proud to present this rare journal entry to hold you over. I haven't been at work the last week, where I do most of my posting, and I've been entertaining my culturally awesome family at home, where I...
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er:
you said, in the SB set thread...
"I would probably only seek advice from people who have actually seen my cock before. They would have a real opinion on whether or not anyone else would even want to see it."
seriously considering what kind of comment would be appropriate for this...the opportunities for sarcasm and wit abound exponentially...
ranging from things like "you mean there are really people to ask?" to... "is this a request?"
ok ok ok enough meanness
YES you should totally do a set, and i should totally shoot it. and then we should totally... well, i'll tellya later.
"I would probably only seek advice from people who have actually seen my cock before. They would have a real opinion on whether or not anyone else would even want to see it."
seriously considering what kind of comment would be appropriate for this...the opportunities for sarcasm and wit abound exponentially...
ranging from things like "you mean there are really people to ask?" to... "is this a request?"
ok ok ok enough meanness
YES you should totally do a set, and i should totally shoot it. and then we should totally... well, i'll tellya later.
clara:
You are hilariously gay. Thank you!
Yes! I just went through what must have been the ten thousandth fear related incident in NYC since I moved here three years ago. And I always seem to get the best possible seats when this shit goes down. WTC: I was working on a movie, for free mind you, that had its central office located two block away from it. I got the terror...
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eloe:
I miss you.
*eloe cries bitter robot tears*
I need a hug from you!
*eloe cries bitter robot tears*
I need a hug from you!
beatrice:
bwahahahaha!!! you make me want to live in ny.
I'm a sorry to inform a no doubt horrified nation of assassin fans that Stephen Nitro passed away last night during a routine examination. Born of Project: Elite Commando, Stephen was built for one thing: killin' bad guys. He performed his duties according to the innate HK bio weapon kill-ware installed in his frontal lobe, which I guess is just my crazy scientist way of...
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throatneedle:
Somebody's rockin' knockin' da boots?
eloe:
*lick*
I now regret my choice of profile pic with the increasing use of pirate talk around here. Yes, I'm wearing an eyepatch, but it's not for pirate related reasons. It was a sexual aid for the phone sex client I was speaking to when the picture was taken. How can he pretend to be fucking a young boy with one eye if I don't SOUND...
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trocc:
i didn't want to interrupt the 'assassin' thread, but i had to say that i was rolling while reading it - nice work, man! to set that up and respond flawlessly to everything hurled your way... I'm impressed and appreciative. woohoo!
throatneedle:
Yo go girl
(starts furiously poppin' and lockin', does a windmill spin into a headstand)
WHAT WHAT???
phhssst!
you can't hang fool, you JUST BEEN ROCKED!!