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Last night I had a dream that I won an enormous tub of wasabi from some sort of radio call-in competition - "100th caller wins a 10 liter tub of wasabi", that sort of thing.

Once I got the wasabi, I realised that I didn't have enough room for it in my flat, so I decided to sell it on ebay.

The buyer wanted to...
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Insert default rambling, barely coherent, self-pitying, miserable blog post here. Repeat.

I've never felt so creatively uninspired in my entire life. I can't seem to lift a finger to work on anything. The thing is, though, that I don't know what to do otherwise.

I seem to vacillate between making tea, drinking it while checking my email, and laying down on my bed staring at the ceiling.

Blank. It's strange.

I was teaching last week, and I spent the night in a hotel because I had come a day early to sort out some things at the Uni studio.

There where about 200 or so seniors on a group holiday booked in to the hotel. In the morning, I woke and went to get my free breakfast, which was actually quite generous.

At one point,...
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Looking for something for the person who "has everything"?

Human Biological Fluids

Grim. Though I can produce some of that stuff myself, good to know if I can't get a student loan next year.....

Why is it that wherever I move I am surrounded by karaoke? My old flat mates would drunkenly wail to "Eternal Flame" every Monday night until 4 in the morning. Now, I've landed across from a gay bar that does karaoke every Friday night. OK, that's only twice, I can't claim it's the result of cosmic influence just yet. I do find it interesting that...
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I like cats.

Cats are nice.

They have claws.

They catch mice.

I like cats.

Cats are cool.

They like yarn.

I'm their fool.

But if you put them,

In the bath,

You'll feel their bite,

You'll feel their wrath.

Last night I dreamed that I lived somewhere in London in a really swank apartment that had a sort of canal in the courtyard- very pretty, the whole thing overlooked the Thames. It was at night, and the city was lit up.

I went to the aquarium shop because I decided that I needed a fish for my canal- I ended up with this really...
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Can someone help me write my aesthetics essay? I'm totally over it, I just want to make some obscene and agitating noises on my computer and think deeply about cuddly animals....

I would really, really love to fall headfirst into an inflatable pool full of bunnies and just roll around, enshrouded by their heavenly softness.

But alas.