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New Years bought a new power; TIME TRAVEL

It's simple really, just take a bottle of Jack Daniels, drink it, and you will go into the future, everytime you black out. You will wake to different scenes, and sounds, You will have travellled and not known how. You will say stupid shit without relaizing.

coo!

According to witnesses, I had a good time. I though...
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lilith:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Dude, I am much more EVIL than I thought.... skull eeek



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ed:
You new years sounds ten thousand times more exciting than mine. I hope you had more scars than "shit" that you mentioned above. wink
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WHew! Brother...... this drunken weekend bought to you by Dewers, Killians Red, AMberbock, and Flannigan's Seafood, for feeding everyone before the debauchery, and Taco Bell For feeding everyone after the Debauchery.
I'm also like othtnak the acedmy fo rthis award, after drinking myself under the tbale.... and to the kind pouncers who lifted me up and carried me out but kindly....and the girl who gave...
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ah nothing like going to a strip club on Christmass Morning..oh God, I've reached a new low.a fun and happy low of all you can eat cuisine and nekkid chix! WHOO!

The whole time I rmemebered it was Jesus's birthday and had a little prayer while Armani's ass cheeks were near my face during the lap dance. Jus tlike Jesus and his disciples!

It's the...
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lilith:
ALL RIGHT! Strip Club on Christmas morning?!?!
You are my new hero. smile biggrin
lilith:
Hey, check out the What makes me happy section on my profile......biggrin
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she kissed ma cheek real nice.......me special... biggrin
lilith:
Heehee...You're a cornball! Haha...Feliz Navidad nene! Espero que te diviertas! Adios.....kiss
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Brother.I cna't seem to get out of my fit....I'm jsut pissed right now.

I feel like time is fucking with me...Hours, fly by. I 'm still in Morning mode and people ar egoing to lunch. Everyone seems to be on vacation and I'm here clicking like as asshole.

I'm goign ot end being one disgruntled employee people. robot

But I fnd our future more fucking cyberpunk...
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ed:
Oh my darling, you need a break. No, seriously. Like a real one! When on earth are you going to get one, 'cause I swear to god you're going to go on a psychotic rampage, and they'll have to call me in as witness, and I'll have to lie under oath while watching you watch me with that manic look in your eye.

Did I just say that aloud? smile Why aren't you getting vacation time, boy?
ultraloveninja:
More evidence of video game prostituion.....I want 50 bucks on Ms. Pacman!

Boo-YA-KA! wink
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I can't believe I'm working at this hour!I can't believe I'm working at this hour!I can't believe I'm working at this hour!I can't believe I'm working at this hour!I can't believe I'm working at this hour!

When you listened to 10 GB of music, TWICE, it's been a long fucking workday.

On sunday for fucks sake....fuck....FUCK...
aaaargh!

FUCK!

mad

Yeah right, keep clicking, Bitches....
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rexphantom:
Laurenn McCubbin is rad. Have you seen her magazine Kitchen Sink?

It kind of creeps me out when Warren calls her "my cowgirl," though. And maybe that's not fair of me.
rexphantom:
Yeah, if the dude couldn't write my ass off I'd make fun of him. Ah, well.

Lincoln: run with it. I just looked at the script and I still think it's pretty funny. Did I tell you about the next one I want to write? Your Teddy Roosevelt sketch inspired me. It will involve Teddy, moon men, and wrestling. Also, man-boobs.

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One more thing--do you still have a personal website? I'm trying to get my mad blog on on a regular basis, and I want to link to all of the rad cats I know.

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Que?...

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the...
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cricket:
smile
thanks
victorian:
this snow tastes like fish sticks tongue
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ultraloveninja:
Swarm crime os the way ofthe future...amazing the ingenuity people have in other countries....lazy bastards.
We need to get on this folks, no reason America cna be #1 in crime again. I mena we are the biggest criminal but... biggrin
rexphantom:
Chris Ware has a really good strip in the new Chicago Reader. It's the Comics Year in Review issue--I don't know the strips are online anywhere, but if you can find those vacuum pictures I'm sure you can turn this stuff up too.
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this is just fucked up:
Weird Japense shit....again?
eeek

ah so it's cold as fuck in the sunshine state and everyone is out try to be oh so cute with the winter wear that ocmes every few decades. FUcking morons.

I'm starting to like wearing scarfs too much though..... confused

here to prove divinity:
GURU

Wild..... biggrin

this is cool





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wuvmonki:
That's wasn't weird it was creeping. Good now I'm going to be dreaming of giant dancing animals tonight. Thanks alot. skull
ultraloveninja:
hwo do you put images into a journal...dman it....

<img src="http://www.day14.com/images/sourceofwonder/Gyoubu_large.gif" />

mad
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Glass half empty, glass half full thinking.....

(Mind you, this cna be insensitive)

Looking at a really ugly,stupid couple in the mall, seems to get me high. Not like high-high, but feeling good. Good about myself. Now , this isn't me feelingbetter than the stupid ugly couple. No. NO. It' smor elike being happy to someone, womsewhere, some how happy on this God forbidden fucking...
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CHildren scare me, especially the wee little ones who can get hurt so easily. Fuck I get frightened.

Crayz people scare me, not because their scary but I find myself trying to act very normal aournd them.

Depressed weirdoes scare me, because any day their gonna snap.

Gun nuts don't scar eme, it's shoot em up asshole who DON'T know about guns that scare me....
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voltaire:
You should show me some of those sketches of me... I'm curious.... I'm always curious when it comes to other peoples perceptions......
rexphantom:
A dude at school wrote a story that involved sex with a girl in a wheelchair. "She used my body like a jungle gym." It was hott, yo. Seriously.

The girl I'm dating plays bass, and yes, you're right about that one too. Lilith is right on, you are a wise, wise man.
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CHildren scare me, especially the wee little ones who can get hurt so easily. FUck I get frightened.

Crayz people scare me, not because their scary but I find myself trying to act very normal aournd them.

Depressed weirdoes scar eme, because any dya their gonn a snap.

Gun nuts don't scar eme, it's shot em up asshole who DON'T know about guns that scare...
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