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I got shat on by a seagull at work yesterday. Go ahead, you have my permission to laugh.
Done laughing? Okay good. I tried two new things yesterday for the first time ever (besides the whole getting shit on thing): Lobster tail and coffee. The lobster tail was way too much work and it wasn't very tasty. I exclaimed this to the guy next to...
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Done laughing? Okay good. I tried two new things yesterday for the first time ever (besides the whole getting shit on thing): Lobster tail and coffee. The lobster tail was way too much work and it wasn't very tasty. I exclaimed this to the guy next to...
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daversion:
*laughs* i've never got shat on by any flying fiend!
*knocks on wood*
*knocks on wood*
madi:
Hey, I like your thoughts on lobster and coffee. Deep.
I thought I should make first contact. We live pretty close to each other. Talk to you later?
I thought I should make first contact. We live pretty close to each other. Talk to you later?
Watched Desdenova and whatisthelight rock out with their cocks out. Hated having to go to work tommorow. Bubububu badee badee badee that's all folks. 
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freckle:
i like that pony picture, but i'm not sure if i want to marry it. well... maybe... if i was drunk.
daversion:
hey, what's up? and don't say the sky 
This is going to be complicated, so if you hate long boring explanations, look away.
Imagine you had an enourmous tank that held approximately 80 tons of water. Now imagine that you wanted to fill up that tank about halfway. Not by pouring water in, though. You wanted to fill it by immersing it upside down in a large body of water and poking a...
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Imagine you had an enourmous tank that held approximately 80 tons of water. Now imagine that you wanted to fill up that tank about halfway. Not by pouring water in, though. You wanted to fill it by immersing it upside down in a large body of water and poking a...
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emilyrocks:
wow that's a good idea...
maybe later... i can't open a salon for rather a while i don't think...
maybe later... i can't open a salon for rather a while i don't think...
Last friday does not feel like 7 days ago....
Check out the last journal if you didn't catch it...the offer still stands...
Check out the last journal if you didn't catch it...the offer still stands...
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dunx:
Yeah she really does. I just can't get her to stop kitting on me...sheesh.
I love it.
I love it.
it_thing_hard_on:
I'm a firm believer in one good turn deserving another. Check your testimonials to see what I mean. 
I was thinking today...I have a really boring last name. Does anyone want to marry me for the sole pupose of me changing my last name? You have to have a cool last name, and I'll let you have sex with me at least once before we get a divorce.
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xixax:
I think I would have the urge to start singing Wilson Phillips songs everytime I go karaoke.
Sorry Buster, deals off.
Sorry Buster, deals off.
xixax:
Yeah, but at least you don't get compared to Kylie Minogue
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punkjr:
Heh, it was a rental. $125.00 
sigma:
As of Sunday I'll be in Florida for 3 months...as much as you get around I'm sure we'll be able to arrange meeting up sometime...maybe at an SG event?! I'm not a very far drive from 4 major US cities where I'll be.
Talk to you about it later,
Jae
Talk to you about it later,
Jae
I'm in Sacramento right now, and you aren't. Losers.
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minibeanie:
Im in my living room right now and you arent....
cutmeup:
Im in Michigan and your not so *middle fingers u* mwhahaha!
Thank you so much for the birthday song! I fucking *loved* it. It made me laugh my ass off.
Im sending you a late birthday fuck you Have fun in Sacramento!
[Edited on Aug 17, 2004 8:22PM]
Thank you so much for the birthday song! I fucking *loved* it. It made me laugh my ass off.
Im sending you a late birthday fuck you Have fun in Sacramento![Edited on Aug 17, 2004 8:22PM]
It's vacation time brotha...
Vacation time brotha...
Vacation...
Only I ain't gonna go to the grave of dracula.
If you don't know what I'm referencing, you make me sad.
I really am taking a little vacation though.
P.S. Thanks for the birthday wishes.
Vacation time brotha...
Vacation...
Only I ain't gonna go to the grave of dracula.
If you don't know what I'm referencing, you make me sad.
I really am taking a little vacation though.
P.S. Thanks for the birthday wishes.
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kobi:
happy vacation, are you going anywhere?
kobi:
Yer luck, I'm here in my house waiting for the hangover to go away, then its off to Ikea to pick stuff up for a friend. Ikea well be scary today.
Happy birthday, you're not special.
You're getting older, but not much better.
We all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song.
So happy fucking birthday, you're not special.
You're not special.
I demand lots of birthday sex, right now.
You're getting older, but not much better.
We all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song.
So happy fucking birthday, you're not special.
You're not special.
I demand lots of birthday sex, right now.
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seth0067:
Hey happy birthday ! That's all i can help ya with right now...
nightx:
Happy Birthday!
I'm dirty, smelly, sweaty, sticky, and grimey. Who wants to spoon?
Also, I burnt the fuck out of my finger, and stood up for twelve hours straight for no real reason. My feet feel like they are about to fall off. I love my job.
Also, I burnt the fuck out of my finger, and stood up for twelve hours straight for no real reason. My feet feel like they are about to fall off. I love my job.
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starrie23:
dirty, smelly, sweaty, sticky, and grimey YUM
daversion:
Goob said:
Spoon?
My SPOON is TOO BIG!!!
i'm a baaanana!
Things I like:
1) Self-destruction
2) Anything taken to extremes
3) Getting what I want.
What do you like?
p.s.: My version of self destruction is not as bad as it sounds. It involves lots of liquor and not knowing where the fuck I am when I come to. I'm going to engage in it sometime soon.
1) Self-destruction
2) Anything taken to extremes
3) Getting what I want.
What do you like?
p.s.: My version of self destruction is not as bad as it sounds. It involves lots of liquor and not knowing where the fuck I am when I come to. I'm going to engage in it sometime soon.
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sigma:
Wow, another Male, Leo Jared (well, spelled some other way - but still the point is): You must be amazing in bed.
I say this because:
1. If you're name starts with a 'J' you are supposed to be a fantastic shag.
2. If you are a Male Leo you are supposed to be really good in bed.
3. I rocked my GF's world.
I say this because:
1. If you're name starts with a 'J' you are supposed to be a fantastic shag.
2. If you are a Male Leo you are supposed to be really good in bed.
3. I rocked my GF's world.
daversion:
george bush is TEH god!
But, I prefer Cold Stone. Do yall have those in WA?