trahern

I spent the last half hour trying to do Trahern's Table 2 but kept messing it up. In every take I show off the pint of white russian. It was empty in the last one. It's also late and I'm tired, and I keep fucking up on the guitar.

Sorry for not keeping in touch, or responding to stuff, or sending that extra five bucks,...
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The latest on Paris Hilton, which I found amusing.

This also caught my eye: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6650545.stm

Meanwhile, my new washing machine arrived... and could not be installed. The cold water tap...
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About time for a new journal I think.

Went to see Spider-Man 3 yesterday afternoon. First movie I've seen in the cinema since Eragon, which is probably a shame because there might have been some good movies in between. I went in thinking this was the Spidey film I'd get on DVD, because it has Venom in it. I came out thinking otherwise.

A decent...
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Finished doing my photo albums. I think SG must have increased the maximum filesize or something.

I think I might have worked my way back to a place where I can feel a good photograph the moment I take it. I want a digital camera now, something better than my old Nikon Coolpix 950... which I shall dust off regardless.

I need to go buy...
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Two SGs in a row called me sweet. Having never tasted me, I can understand their mistake. I taste quite salty, actually. If you're peckish for salt, you can either eat a bag of crisps or give me a blowjob. I prefer the latter. If you just eat crisps, only one of us is satisfied.

I'm starting to put photos in albums again, and just...
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If I got myself a wish-granting genie, I would sit them down in front of the TV and make them watch every episode of Star Trek that has Q in it. Then I would say "I wish I had in real life, the power that Q has in the Star Trek universe." Once granted, the first snap of the fingers would put me in the...
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Well, people who have seen my webcamicry - a bastardized word I just invented from the word webcomicry, which I probably also invented - seem interested in seeing more. So remember, you asked for it.

Edited to add: Wiping my pics because I'm sick of seeing the thing say I...
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I just spent 200 bob on AnnaLee's tits.

I just really wanted to type that.



Edited to add: I wish they'd stop tweaking. I get tired of stuff overlapping and this button doing the same as that button instead of the other thing I assumed it was for.

Edited again to add: Fuck Todd Goldman. Fuck him up his plagiarizing ass.

First, we gave you this.

Then, we remembered that.

Now, prepare yourself... for... the other.

*cue dramatic sting*

...The other has been postponed until I figure out why the sound doesn't sync with the image. Frickin' youtube.

Edited to add: Frellit. For some reason the sound gets dislodged a few seconds in, and I refuse to have a faulty video up when...
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Well, I finally uploaded something to youtube. Years ago, back when the leather pants still had working pockets and fasteners and fit me, I got my first (and so far only) webcam. Mutual masturbation with a married woman in Canada is pretty much the only interesting thing I've used it for. This... is not that. Filthy-minded readers, my my. I go to my bedroom on...
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