toxicboy

iced tea ?
you lie sir

i am currently drinking a can of Guiness

i am currently drinking a can of Stella Artois

i have just eaten a turkey and cranberry baguette

i rarely get headaches but when i do i'm wishing i had a gun to take care of the pain by blowing my brains away.

you know what gives me headaches? colin quin, he's stupid and my head starts to hurt when he's on the tele. i have to change the channel before i kill myself.

sir, i think you LIE!!! about the tea. indeed!

YOU LIE!!!!

I reckon you lost that contest and your evil arch enemy got to go to Sea World instead of you.

1. I have a cat

2. I have a child

3. I have a husband

Which is a lie?

MarktheeHalfShavenToxicMrLambFrys....

Mariana ordered me to come give you smilies in order for me to see her boobage!!!
But being as though you have a penis, I told her NO!
Our Love/Hate relationship will be all corrupted if I smiled at you.
So I give you a thousand....


MY EMPIRE WILL NEVER FALL!!!!



Oh, on a serious note. Thanks for the nice reply awhile back. That was mighty kind and generous. But ya know, its the weather that makes us all lonely and depressed. That's the reason why Seattle has the highest suicide rate in America. blah!

LTrain EMPERESS OF THE BOOBAGE EMPIRE!!!!

hello TOXICBOY NAZI BOY

you know i was just kidding in that last post.

the weather does make everyone feel different than they're normally used to. i, on the other, have been obsessed with this gloomy weather since the beginning. i fall into it and get some sort of sick happiness from it. wow, i'm so goth.

dude, goth dancing is bad dancing. haven't you heard the news? sheesh. JK. ha, goths are funny people. my name is actually a goth joke from a johnan vasquez comic.

miike is not all about the horror. he's really into the crime also. have you heard of the dead or alive trilogy? there's also rainy dogs, the city of lost souls and blues harp. one of miike's most sentimental movies is the bird people of china. it's about this japanese bussines man going to china and trying to find this village for something, i forgot, but he finds out that the people in that village believe that they could fly.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Halloween!!! Nosfertu costume = always a good thing. He's the creepiest vamp ever!

You can have anything you want

Dude. your shit was funny! I like how you emphasized twice, questioning why you are even bothering to fill it out. But it made me laugh.

You're a crazyhalfshaventoxicmrlambfrys....

The Emperess
LTrain

Glad you found that useful.

I think you can infer more than one meaning from "do unto others..."

Yeah, I wanted to be all cool and mysterious and go under a psuedonym for a while. Then I changed my mind and realized I'm not cool at all.

i forgot to mention that in funny games the killers would occasionally look into the camera and wink or smile. kind of tuanting the viewer and saying you must like seeing these people suffer. it's a horror movie unlike any horror movie because it turns the genre upside and mixes it to show something more freightning. it's fucked but i still think the movie is brillent and i will own someday when i can afford to buy dvds.

yarg.

MarkToxicMrLambFrys....

Nahhh... I was off work today. I'm feeling much better actually, thanks.

I was in your part of the world this evening! I went to disneyland and afterwards went to the House of Blues. My friend and I drank some Gator drink that had midori, rum, banana liquor, and pineapple juice... mmmmm.

Well I'm tired...

ltrain

thank you... thank you... the fact that i only worked a half day and been relaxing for the rest... i actually feel alittle better. i get the next three days off as well so i'm totally abusing it so i can be ready for next weekend. my sis even gave me theraputic massage and acupressure.

about burton.. you can ask me whatever. i wasn't in a complete state of mind. so i don't really remember all that was being talked about. but people said the lamest things like.. what should i do cause i myself want to be in movies. ha! some dude even gave him his website... burton probably tossed that shit out. but congrats on your book signage.

laters... marktheetoxicmrlambfrys

ltrain

is that from the movie?...gotta see that again...

heh....punk ass fly....

i think i had the same thing last night. then josh told me that someone hosed down the truck early morning. ? thanks for the free car wash, buddy!

I hope you feel better soon! No more feeling sick allowed!

My tooth shard didn't have any nerves attached! Hehehe. I guess they had to shatter the tooth before picking the bits out through the small holes that they made in my gums, but they just missed that one piece. I really hope it is one piece and there aren't any more, but the swelling has gone down a lot, so fingers crossed!

Ignore the "shocked" aspect of the emoticon....I'm just green with envy.

Hope you have a rotten time!!

Heh....nah....I hope you have (or had...by the time you read this) a wonderful time.

awwww, i hope you had a blast at disneyland!!! when i was driving into l.a. on saturday, i was thinkin.. awww i wish i went to disneyland with you! but saturday was a fun filled day for myself. a friends bday party, then the night turned into a club for indiepop around the world style. alot of "hipster" people. well i was a bit tipsy so maybe in my head there were. hah. met a cute girl, which was nice.
well i hope your san diego trip satisfied some homesickness. but i LIKE sea world! i'm not too fond of animals kept in captivity, unless they are going extinct cause well... i mean i don't want to see any animal go extince especially due to us humans destroying there habitat. i hate how our species plays "god" sometimes. let nature run its course and give the amimals there rights and freedom as we cherish.
ok... talk to ya later
markTHEEtoxicmrlambfrys.

ltrain