tomahto

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AHHHHHHHHH SO CUTE. GOING TO DIE.

I am really really frightened for our national security. my sister accidentally packed her dagger in her carry on bag when she flew from hawaii to california. THEY DIDN'T NOTICE IT AT ALL WHEN SHE PASSED THROUGH SECURITY.

GAH.

bahaha. I got suspended at work today cause I let someone drop a dog off without a collar. I wasn't actually informed of any policy stating that we were to turn away customers who bring their dogs without collars. I mean, I know obviously they are supposed to have leashes, but the owner DID have a leash, it was just kind of wrapped around the...
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oh my god, I saw the cutest dog in the whole fucking world today. his name is oliver. he is a tiny tiny tiny little pomeranian puppy. he looks like a little kitten. I'm in love. I'm gonna take pictures next time I see him.

oooh, it's so dark and grey. they said on the news there will be thunderstorms today! whee! I love this kind of weather so much.

I feel kind of bad. when one of my mice, Moki, died a while back, I bought a new one immediately to keep my other mouse, Peanut, company. The new one was named Dominique. Unfortunately Dominique hates humans. she would never let me hold her, and would always bite. finally this morning she took it too far when I was trying to clean her cage,...
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if anyone has the sudden urge to buy me a present, by all means go here:

http://www.versatilecorsets.com/store/2002cat/110CM_4001M.html



I don't care about the skirt.

bored. lonely. horny.

I went to Bondage a Go Go tonight, it was awesome. I got to meet omniphiliacs and her bf. It was the Mr. Bondage a Go Go 2003 pageant. This guy Fernando won, he won last year too. He was dressed as a pirate! (yay I finally get an excuse to use the pirate smiley!) We actually voted for this drag king who had a...
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Ok, screw getting attacked by a dog, I have a bigger crisis. I JUST GOT A HAIRCUT AND THE STUPID LADY CUT IT TOO SHORT! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!
I have like, shoulder length hair now. EW. it used to go all the way down my back. I wanted it shorter, like, below my shoulder blades but it is just below the top of my shoulders! ::cries::

I got attacked by one of the dogs at work today. there is a hole in my wrist now, and one in my pants. he is one of our rescues and I think he may have been abused before, so he has some issues. :\

geez, I'm so new at this being bi thing. even though I was raised by a dyke mom, I'm pretty clueless. someone I was talking to was absolutely flabbergasted that I hadn't seen, or even heard of the movie Bound. He was like, GO RENT IT NOW YOU FUCKING DYKE! hehehe. so supposedly it has the hottest girl/girl sex scene EVAR. I'm gonna head to...
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