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How Do You Spell Sartre

It has been brought to my attention that I am slacking
I have apparently beginning delinquent in my blog posting duties
(Hehehehehe duties)
Settle down, Beavis
Anyway
Every morning I walk into work
Its a little before 7am
The majority of you arent awake yet
A few of you have yet to go to sleep
I put my bag down...
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So we traded in Great Adventure for Coney Island
Spent the day roaming about in the Brooklyn sun
Eating my weight in corn dogs
Proving that youre never too old to enjoy a three-foot pixie stick
A few things about the trip

- Im still scared shitless on the Wonderwheel
Theres a sign when you get on the ride that says 85 years without an...
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I can't get Glenn Tipton by Sun Kill Moon out of my head
I wish I knew more of the words than just the first line
If I keep singing the people in this office are going to think I'm talking to myself again

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Through A Good Ol'Fashioned Force Choke

I went to see Revenge of the Sith again last night
The futility of it all is more depressing the second time around
Just to know how its all going to turn out
Takes some of the fun out of it
But would I care as much if I went into this thing blind?
If I didnt...
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Easy Cheese & Slim Jim Flowers

Plying me with gin and red bull will only get you one thing: me a little more obnoxious and wide awake
Bouncing around like a six year old
Already all hopped up on laffy taffy, easy cheese, and cheese-its
Its a crap shoot really
It could have gone either way
I could have wound up hazy and dulled

By...
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