Quick question for the ladies and gentlemen in the audience(Specifically the ladies)
A friend of mine is in a strange situation , and asked me and another guy for advice . First of all , when you ask guys for advice about women you're not going to get very solid advice . I fully admit that I don't know shit about women , and neither...
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A friend of mine is in a strange situation , and asked me and another guy for advice . First of all , when you ask guys for advice about women you're not going to get very solid advice . I fully admit that I don't know shit about women , and neither...
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tinfoilhalo:
Yeah , 25 is pretty old . She's REALLY a cool girl though , I sware . Thanks for the advice ...I appreciate it ALL . I promise I'll pass it on to my friend too . THANKS . 
thora:
Those Reptilians just aren't cuddly.
I was watching Escape From New York earlier this evening and it gave me an idea for a new BADASS BRAWL match-up . There's NO way that I can come up with a winner for this melee , so I'll leave it up to all of YOU . As always...you guys vote , I count the votes , then I'll put together some kind of...
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thirtyseven:
even though i don't know you, i just saw that you threw down some REGULATOR lyrics in lesa's journal .. and that moves you up a notch in my book. 
taswell:
Bruce Campbell is Ash.
Bruce Campbell is also the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
Snake Plisskin totally fucking *smokes* the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
So, Snake Plisskin, by decision.
Bruce Campbell is also the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
Snake Plisskin totally fucking *smokes* the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
So, Snake Plisskin, by decision.
I wanted to comment on something that I heard on the radio while I was at work tonight. Evidently there was some AMAZING government study that determined...Coffee has the ability to make soldiers more alert while in the battlefield .
WOW...that's INCREDIBLE!!!!! I wonder how much money that brilliant little study cost us ? Probably only a mere $10 or $15 mill .
This just...
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WOW...that's INCREDIBLE!!!!! I wonder how much money that brilliant little study cost us ? Probably only a mere $10 or $15 mill .
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cherry:
Well, it made me laugh
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clara:
Hmmm, drunken arson. Sounds like a bad idea. Drunk people always forget to wipe down their fingerprints.

I'll start this little jamboree off with a question...
Has anybody out there seen the movie Daredevil yet ? If so , what did you think about it ? I wanted to go check it out this week , thought I'd get some reviews .
Okay , I've been angrily ranting too much lately . I'm going to try to make a conscious effort to...
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Has anybody out there seen the movie Daredevil yet ? If so , what did you think about it ? I wanted to go check it out this week , thought I'd get some reviews .
Okay , I've been angrily ranting too much lately . I'm going to try to make a conscious effort to...
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clara:
Just got back. 
linz:
oh yes! there will be a huge party. i hear sting is coming!
WARNING : LARGE AMMOUNTS OF PROFANITY AHEAD!!!!!!!
I needed to warn you because I am full of anger at the entire human race right now!!!! Well okay , not all of you...just the idiots .
I can only assume that even people who don't watch the Weather Channel , the local news , or listen to the radio can look out the fucking window and...
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I needed to warn you because I am full of anger at the entire human race right now!!!! Well okay , not all of you...just the idiots .
I can only assume that even people who don't watch the Weather Channel , the local news , or listen to the radio can look out the fucking window and...
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aoife:
Why are people so dumb???
So I have a story to match yours. 25 people come in for dinner tonight. They're very nice people, kids about my age, and they all want seperate checks. All of them. So we say no, but we end up doing it anyway. Which takes 20 minutes. And then they're pissed because there's a gratuity on their check. And I ask you...why do 25 people go out to dinner together and each bring a seperate credit card? Have you not heard of CASH?
I need to hurry up and write a book so I can get paid to hide in my house and hate the world.
So I have a story to match yours. 25 people come in for dinner tonight. They're very nice people, kids about my age, and they all want seperate checks. All of them. So we say no, but we end up doing it anyway. Which takes 20 minutes. And then they're pissed because there's a gratuity on their check. And I ask you...why do 25 people go out to dinner together and each bring a seperate credit card? Have you not heard of CASH?
I need to hurry up and write a book so I can get paid to hide in my house and hate the world.
cherry:
hehe he, you're always making me laugh
Sooo funny! I'm glad I don't work in real-life retail. Internet retail is way better - I do what I want, when I want, thank you
:cherry:
P.S of course I'll do a huge picture of you, Saddam Hussein style-E
Sooo funny! I'm glad I don't work in real-life retail. Internet retail is way better - I do what I want, when I want, thank you
:cherry:
P.S of course I'll do a huge picture of you, Saddam Hussein style-E
This is the first time I've done this in my journal...
Uncle Tinfoil's Music Revue Extravaganza!!!!!!
I just got the Ramones tribute album We're A Happy Family . I LOVE the Ramones , so I figured it would be cool to hear other bands do their take on the songs . Here's my personal opinion of the album...
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Uncle Tinfoil's Music Revue Extravaganza!!!!!!
I just got the Ramones tribute album We're A Happy Family . I LOVE the Ramones , so I figured it would be cool to hear other bands do their take on the songs . Here's my personal opinion of the album...
Overall I liked it . Most of...
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krista:
Additional bruises...didn't you find the ones on the back of my thigh in the previous pic? And you have to know I wasn't drinking Mad Dog, you've bought me drinks before.
Can I have a sword, then?
Can I have a sword, then?
aoife:
I wanna hear it but I don't know if I wanna buy it...
Okay , so February 14th is lovey-dovey Valentine's Day . WHOOOOOOPEEEE!!!!! How come Cupid can shoot people with arrows and it's considered romantic , but when I do it it's considered attempted murder ? What a crazy world we live in .
If today is all about love and happiness , I hereby declare February 15th ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! You can all go out and tell...
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If today is all about love and happiness , I hereby declare February 15th ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! You can all go out and tell...
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cherry:
Happy Anti-Valentine's to you too
And to answer the question you left in my journal a couple of days ago - yes, there really is such a thing as spotted dick! I'd completely forgotten all about this pudding until you said - It's a traditional pudding and now mainly served in pubs... It's kind of like dumpling dough with loads of dried fruit in it. You usually eat it hot, with custard. I don't like it personally - I think it's something they ate during worldwar 2 because of rations n' such...
Here's a picture http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38246000/jpg/_38246664_spotteddick300.jpg
hunh?
:cherry:
And to answer the question you left in my journal a couple of days ago - yes, there really is such a thing as spotted dick! I'd completely forgotten all about this pudding until you said - It's a traditional pudding and now mainly served in pubs... It's kind of like dumpling dough with loads of dried fruit in it. You usually eat it hot, with custard. I don't like it personally - I think it's something they ate during worldwar 2 because of rations n' such...
Here's a picture http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38246000/jpg/_38246664_spotteddick300.jpg
:cherry:
cherry:
Ooops I screwed up your journal layout... sorry
:cherry:
:cherry:
This story sums up how my luck generally runs...
First I need to set up the story by telling everybody that my procrastination skills are legendary . I will put things off until the VERY LAST minute , sometimes even later . One of those times was for my car registration . I got the damn notice to renew about two months ago . I...
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First I need to set up the story by telling everybody that my procrastination skills are legendary . I will put things off until the VERY LAST minute , sometimes even later . One of those times was for my car registration . I got the damn notice to renew about two months ago . I...
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krista:
I just ate the damn pickle. Not everything I do is sexual. Wait...that isn't true at all, is it?
linz:
seriously
Life is made up of a series of moments...
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Movie of the moment - Igby Goes Down .
Song of the moment - Take It Off by The Donna's .
Book of the moment - What Matters Most Is How You Walk Through The Fire by Charles Bukowski .
T.V. show of the moment - Buffy The Vampire Slayer .
Meal of the moment...
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Movie of the moment - Igby Goes Down .
Song of the moment - Take It Off by The Donna's .
Book of the moment - What Matters Most Is How You Walk Through The Fire by Charles Bukowski .
T.V. show of the moment - Buffy The Vampire Slayer .
Meal of the moment...
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sarc:
Sir! Under orders from Krista, reporting for duty, sir! Operation Frat Boy Elimination. Waiting for title, sir!
[Edited on Feb 12, 2003]
[Edited on Feb 12, 2003]
aoife:
my moments:
movie of the moment: the Hours
song of the moment: Step Aside by Sleater-Kinney.
TV show of the moment: watching hockey on FOXsports
meal of the moment: peanut butter on a spoon
thought for the moment: Nicole Kidman is a goddess
movie of the moment: the Hours
song of the moment: Step Aside by Sleater-Kinney.
TV show of the moment: watching hockey on FOXsports
meal of the moment: peanut butter on a spoon
thought for the moment: Nicole Kidman is a goddess
I just watched the movie " Igby Goes Down " . I hereby give it my personal seal of approval . I love dark comedies . Anything that can make you depressed and make you laugh hysterically in the same scene is okay in my book . It really is a good movie , you should definitely give it a look .
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g_felix:
Hey TinfoilHalo,
As mantras go, thats a keeper!
As mantras go, thats a keeper!
kid_607_evil_ins:
Hey , I just saw on CNN that they're agreeing to let U2 fly over Iraq . If we launch them far enough maybe they won't come back .
Insert inappropriate, terrorist, get-me-kicked-out-of-the-U.S.-and-U.N. joke here.
Insert inappropriate, terrorist, get-me-kicked-out-of-the-U.S.-and-U.N. joke here.
For anyone who didn't get to read the Terminator Vs. Robocop : Badass Brawl write-up , click the prev. button and give it a look if 'ya like . Pack a lunch , it's pretty long .
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I HEREBY LAUNCH THIS DEBATE!!!!!
I just saw a preview for a new T.V. series called " Am I Hot??? " . What the fuck!!!!! This is...
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I HEREBY LAUNCH THIS DEBATE!!!!!
I just saw a preview for a new T.V. series called " Am I Hot??? " . What the fuck!!!!! This is...
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hastwothumbs:
A couple responses...
First, no problem, man. I whole-heartedly and enthusiastically (yeah, that's spelled right) share your love for robot battles. The more metal, the better! And speaking of...
Second, Def Leppard DOES rock! And when you're handing out those government jobs, can I have one? Maybe something in the Comic Book and Action Figure Administration (the CBAFA, or "Cobaffa" as it's know on the street). Although, I will settle for some cushy desk job in G.I Joe (but only if I get a rocket launcher
).
Third... mmmm, Julie Newmar.
And Catwoman.
Fourth, I don't know if those "am I hot or not" things are purely to find out just how hot a given person may or may not be. Some of those people know (or think) they're hot, and just want to show off for everyone else. Although, it IS still an ego thing. Which is why one of my favorite pasttimes is going to those sites and voting 1 for everyone, regardless of their hotness. Because someone needs to teach these kids a lesson!!
But, yeah, I agree about the bad influence part.
First, no problem, man. I whole-heartedly and enthusiastically (yeah, that's spelled right) share your love for robot battles. The more metal, the better! And speaking of...
Second, Def Leppard DOES rock! And when you're handing out those government jobs, can I have one? Maybe something in the Comic Book and Action Figure Administration (the CBAFA, or "Cobaffa" as it's know on the street). Although, I will settle for some cushy desk job in G.I Joe (but only if I get a rocket launcher
Third... mmmm, Julie Newmar.
And Catwoman.
Fourth, I don't know if those "am I hot or not" things are purely to find out just how hot a given person may or may not be. Some of those people know (or think) they're hot, and just want to show off for everyone else. Although, it IS still an ego thing. Which is why one of my favorite pasttimes is going to those sites and voting 1 for everyone, regardless of their hotness. Because someone needs to teach these kids a lesson!!
But, yeah, I agree about the bad influence part.
linz:
i dont even know who that is...but my mom is on "hot or not"
Okay , the votes are in . Here's the results of the first official BADASS BRAWL...Robocop Vs. The Terminator . ( Warning : This is long as hell . Read on at your own risk )
The year is 2029 . The machines have nearly conquerred the planet and wiped out almost every trace of human life on the face of the Earth . There...
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The year is 2029 . The machines have nearly conquerred the planet and wiped out almost every trace of human life on the face of the Earth . There...
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krista:
I never tried to steal anyone's money...that must be my problem with the game.
You must feel better...I command it.
You must feel better...I command it.
taswell:
Shit, I didn't know we were doing fan fiction. Next I wanna see Rambo and Cobra team up to take on the Alien AND the Predator!