Some quick excerpts from my life as of late...
I just got the Electric Six album the other day . The SAME day that SG put up their story about them . Coincidence , or strange mind control conspiracy???? It's pretty cool . Mix 70's disco , 80's synth pop , electronica , perverse humour , and a pinch of nutmeg , and you've got...
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I just got the Electric Six album the other day . The SAME day that SG put up their story about them . Coincidence , or strange mind control conspiracy???? It's pretty cool . Mix 70's disco , 80's synth pop , electronica , perverse humour , and a pinch of nutmeg , and you've got...
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I wrote this ENTIRE thing out once before , but it was destroyed by the silent death of my dial-up connection!!!! My resolve is now DOUBLED . I am an anger fueled engine of retribution!!!! Ahem...so I guess I should just tell you what this is all about then , huh?
Okay , I have been trying to find a way to obtain obscene ammounts...
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Okay , I have been trying to find a way to obtain obscene ammounts...
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destro:
the only redeeming part of the whole" lake placid" experience was Betty White's character's comment," i'm rooting for the crocodile. i hope your freinds get gobbled up. are you gonna arrest me for that? wishing law enforcement personel get gobbled up?", i love that old lady...
norritt:
have you seen this?
http://suicidegirls.com/members/jpmanzan/pics/395/6254/1/
its a complete rip off of milk n cheese
ive already flogged myself but still i like it (hes got 100% bac)
im totally up for revenge team i can be a sneaky
peter lorre/buscemi character now we just need some big
dude with a mohawk..
http://suicidegirls.com/members/jpmanzan/pics/395/6254/1/
its a complete rip off of milk n cheese
ive already flogged myself but still i like it (hes got 100% bac)
im totally up for revenge team i can be a sneaky
peter lorre/buscemi character now we just need some big
dude with a mohawk..
I love watching old sci-fi , and horror movies . I just watched " IT , The Terror From Beyond Space " . It's a cheesy , low budget , flick from 1958 . The best thing about watching old sci-fi movies is watching how they think things will be in the future . It's usually pretty hysterical .
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hastwothumbs:
As a scientist, I feel safe to speak for the rest of the scientific community when I say I never go anywhere without at least two crates of hand grenades.
Seriously, though, they're very handy. All purpose and all that.
Need to excavate a tomb but there's a big wall with a curse written on it blocking the way? Blow it up! No more wall, no more curse! In space on a fact-finding mission when your camp is suddenly overrun with hostile aliens? Blow them up! No more aliens, no more threat! Got a bottle of ketchup where the ketchup won't come out and shaking the bottle does no good? Blow it up! No more bottle, ketchup for everyone!
How about Captain Kirk vs. The Fonz? That would be cool.
But I'll go with Wolvie vs. Predator. Unless Alice vs. Sarah takes place near or in a large body of water that belongs to a resort for super-models.
Seriously, though, they're very handy. All purpose and all that.
Need to excavate a tomb but there's a big wall with a curse written on it blocking the way? Blow it up! No more wall, no more curse! In space on a fact-finding mission when your camp is suddenly overrun with hostile aliens? Blow them up! No more aliens, no more threat! Got a bottle of ketchup where the ketchup won't come out and shaking the bottle does no good? Blow it up! No more bottle, ketchup for everyone!
How about Captain Kirk vs. The Fonz? That would be cool.
But I'll go with Wolvie vs. Predator. Unless Alice vs. Sarah takes place near or in a large body of water that belongs to a resort for super-models.
grooverider:
They were 'space granades' stupid!
well- i put my money on wolverine. i mean- arnold was human and he got the predator, so- commmmon.....
as for mila or linda- well, haven't seen resident yet, so i'll comment on the actresses- linda for sure. she's been ingnored by hollywood long enough- she must have so much resentment for that little cutie pie mila- she'll turn her into minced model meat in no time.
now check this out- i'll put two fighters up- YOU have to match them with worth opponents- aiiight?
1. Mad Max- the 'second movie' years
2. Kurgan from highlander- it would have to be a sword fight though.
ok- two last things-
1. check out this radio station- i think you'll dig it- http://www.live365.com/stations/knronline
2. you should join my group- 'grooverider's story'
ok- later.
g.
[Edited on Jun 02, 2003]
well- i put my money on wolverine. i mean- arnold was human and he got the predator, so- commmmon.....
as for mila or linda- well, haven't seen resident yet, so i'll comment on the actresses- linda for sure. she's been ingnored by hollywood long enough- she must have so much resentment for that little cutie pie mila- she'll turn her into minced model meat in no time.
now check this out- i'll put two fighters up- YOU have to match them with worth opponents- aiiight?
1. Mad Max- the 'second movie' years
2. Kurgan from highlander- it would have to be a sword fight though.
ok- two last things-
1. check out this radio station- i think you'll dig it- http://www.live365.com/stations/knronline
2. you should join my group- 'grooverider's story'
ok- later.
g.
[Edited on Jun 02, 2003]
OUCH!!!! I seem to have damaged myself at work today(Again) . I have this REALLY sore pulled muscle in my back that runs along the side of my shoulder blade up the side of my neck . I can't seem to turn my head completely to the left , but then again there's nothing really interesting on the left for me to try and look...
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tiamat:
hmmmm. gorillas. yummy yummy in the tum tum tummy
krista:
You really must heal yourself for next Thursday.
DAMN THOSE ASSHOLES AT VERIZON TELECOM TO HELL!!!!!! I had this whole long ass journal written out and my fucking connection went out , taking my journal with it!!!! 
I don't have the energy to go over EVERYTHING that I had written previously , so I'll narrow it down to TWO things .
FIRST : I was driving to work today and there's this squirrel...
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I don't have the energy to go over EVERYTHING that I had written previously , so I'll narrow it down to TWO things .
FIRST : I was driving to work today and there's this squirrel...
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aoife:
Did you see those fucking CHEESY black and whites they kept putting up of Marty and Scott Stevens and the Niedermeyers? Particularly the one where Marty was holding his hand up to the camera?? I made a crack myself about the size of his hands and corresponding...um....equipment. Of course, making nasty cracks at Marty didn't help last night...
nicolelee:
i posted it in the SGPgh group...
i'm throwing a party for Twinkie (destro) tomorrow (thursday) at my apartment. email me for more details... i live in south side. i got jager. i got rolling rock. everyone supplies the rest. come about 9-9:30.
n*
i'm throwing a party for Twinkie (destro) tomorrow (thursday) at my apartment. email me for more details... i live in south side. i got jager. i got rolling rock. everyone supplies the rest. come about 9-9:30.
n*
Have you ever been in a situation that sucks SOOOO bad that you just go temporarily insane ? Not bloody mayhem and random killing spree insane , just total detachment from the sucky reality of the moment insane . Well , that sums up my day at work . I worked about ten hours without a break , not even lunch . We ordered pizza...
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clara:
I'm willing to add henchmen duties to my office as Secretary of Preventing Stupid People From Breeding.
clara:
Cut him some slack, he's 2. 
There are no cool spots in this particular holler, but I'll get by somehow, should it happen.
There are no cool spots in this particular holler, but I'll get by somehow, should it happen.
Okay , so what's the weirdest thing that you've ever done while drunk ? I once ate an entire can of SPAM completely raw , straight out of the can . I was in a coma for three days and I woke up slightly blind, but I survived the ordeal . I still have traumatic flashbacks of that day . It was mighty scary ....
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alice:
no, didn't get the subway mugging tour. the subway was pretty clean, actually. new york is a lot different than i remember it being when i was younger. i really want to go back!
as for the weirdest thing i've ever done while drunk.... i'm going to have to think about that. whatever it was, i'm sure the story ends with, " and then i puked everywhere."
as for the weirdest thing i've ever done while drunk.... i'm going to have to think about that. whatever it was, i'm sure the story ends with, " and then i puked everywhere."
consuela:
i run on a 6v ac adapter when my aaa batteries lose their juice (whatever it may be made of).
spam! omg, i was soo obsessed with the elusive, novelty nature that is spam about 2-3 years ago. i am glad, yet suprised that you did not die from that ordeal.
plants do suck. i never eat my vegetables.
i eat my bacon with maple syrup.
yum!
spam! omg, i was soo obsessed with the elusive, novelty nature that is spam about 2-3 years ago. i am glad, yet suprised that you did not die from that ordeal.
plants do suck. i never eat my vegetables.
i eat my bacon with maple syrup.
yum!
I'm watching Fist Of Legend with Jet Li , and listening to the new Manson album at the SAME time!!!! Sensory OVERLOAD!!!! 
So fare thee well to my beloved Buffy the Vampire Slayer .
The series finale wasn't really all that I'd hoped for . It wasn't even a two hour series finale . It was okay , but not really the way that show...
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So fare thee well to my beloved Buffy the Vampire Slayer .
The series finale wasn't really all that I'd hoped for . It wasn't even a two hour series finale . It was okay , but not really the way that show... Read More
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clara:
I was actually the Gin-Soaked Fairy. Then I sloshed my wings and I was the Nap-Taking Fairy for a while.
cereal_killer:
can i just pee my pants first to get that out of the way? and then go read the interview?
I have come to the conclusion that I want a pet . There are , unfortunately , several problems with this however . Here are the problems...
1. My apartment is too small for that Komodo Dragon that I've been wanting since I was a wee lad . He'd have nowhere to romp about , and he may accidently kill the person who lives in...
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1. My apartment is too small for that Komodo Dragon that I've been wanting since I was a wee lad . He'd have nowhere to romp about , and he may accidently kill the person who lives in...
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cherry:
I moshed up plenty of peeps for you, no worries 
Oh and surely you can consort with just ONE devils fan? I like the pens anyways
What happened to the Yeti? Did you let him go? Poor thing, all he wanted was some love
Cherry xox
Oh and surely you can consort with just ONE devils fan? I like the pens anyways
What happened to the Yeti? Did you let him go? Poor thing, all he wanted was some love
Cherry xox
clara:
You silly!
I saw the Matrix:Reloaded today . HOLY SHIT,Y'ALL!!!!!
My 99% spoiler free review shall follow...
Man , this movie knocked me flat on my ass!!!! I wasn't even drinking , I was feeling pretty sturdy as a matter of fact . If you even kind of like the original , this one will NOT let you down . I'm going to try to tell you...
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My 99% spoiler free review shall follow...
Man , this movie knocked me flat on my ass!!!! I wasn't even drinking , I was feeling pretty sturdy as a matter of fact . If you even kind of like the original , this one will NOT let you down . I'm going to try to tell you...
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More "Oddities From The Far Reaches Of My MIND!!!!"
I realized something peculiar today . I absolutely LOOOOVE the word Jihad . If I understand correctly , Jihad means "To declare a holy war on somebody" . It's just a cool sounding word . Think about all of the nifty ways you could use it in your everyday life...
Somebody cuts you off in traffic...
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I realized something peculiar today . I absolutely LOOOOVE the word Jihad . If I understand correctly , Jihad means "To declare a holy war on somebody" . It's just a cool sounding word . Think about all of the nifty ways you could use it in your everyday life...
Somebody cuts you off in traffic...
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consuela:
holy hell, if i ever call off my jihad against vehicles and the retards that drive them, i'm so gonna do that when somebody cuts me off in traffic--but only if my side missles haven't been installed yet.
or even after....ha! then it would be even funnier, cu after i declare holy war, i can deploy a holy scud!
woo!
or even after....ha! then it would be even funnier, cu after i declare holy war, i can deploy a holy scud!
woo!
tiamat:
*giggle* 
I've got some miscellaneous weirdness for you...
So yesterday I was out driving . It was sunny and warm so I had the windows down and the whole wind in the hair thing going on , there was the sweet smell of freshly cut grass , and I had a Zenlike moment . I saw a crow sitting on a wooden fence and thought "...
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So yesterday I was out driving . It was sunny and warm so I had the windows down and the whole wind in the hair thing going on , there was the sweet smell of freshly cut grass , and I had a Zenlike moment . I saw a crow sitting on a wooden fence and thought "...
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clara:
Whew! Please make use of the little "Contact" button. I'd like to check in with her. Thanks!
60ftqueenie:
whoa... if you find out what happened to krista can you tell me... I'm trying to find out what happened to holdensolo and I assume they've met the same fate.....
I just can't bring myself to do it. It would break my heart.
::camera zooms in as I wipe a tear away from my sparkly eye::
Cherry xox