Looky at what I found...
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
You just HAVE to go check this site out . Sweet Christ , I thought the actual newspaper was funny...the website has absolutely NONE of the journalistic " integrity " that the original WWN has . Despite its rampant schlocky articles though , it's strangely addictive . I might write a story about how WWN is using extraterrestrial Elvis...
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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
You just HAVE to go check this site out . Sweet Christ , I thought the actual newspaper was funny...the website has absolutely NONE of the journalistic " integrity " that the original WWN has . Despite its rampant schlocky articles though , it's strangely addictive . I might write a story about how WWN is using extraterrestrial Elvis...
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Today was grocery shopping day . HOOOO-RAYYYY!!!! 
Every time I go to the super market I go with a set mental list of things I need . I'm on a mission . Every time I get home , I realize that I bought twice as much stuff as I planned on , and I forgot half of the stuff that I went there for in...
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Every time I go to the super market I go with a set mental list of things I need . I'm on a mission . Every time I get home , I realize that I bought twice as much stuff as I planned on , and I forgot half of the stuff that I went there for in...
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tiamat:
yumma yuma yum for groceries. i gotta get me some of those.
thanks for the b-day wishes. luckily i don't need the liver but perhaps a new brain?
thanks for the b-day wishes. luckily i don't need the liver but perhaps a new brain?
cherry:
Poopty Poop Poop.
Okay , I'm getting sick of looking at that journal now . The official winner of this installment of the Contest O' Doom was jpmanzan with TWO correct answers . You may collect your monument and coordinates to your tropical island at your convenience . Well played . 
Nobody got the name of the giant killer bunny movie . Here it is , so you...
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Nobody got the name of the giant killer bunny movie . Here it is , so you...
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cherry:
Ahem. See here http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Music/20816/page4/ for story behind that thread 
I'm ADORING your new profile picture. Muchos hottness.
Sorry I've been gone with the clouds for a while I'll be back for proper soon, I promise.
Cherry xox
I'm ADORING your new profile picture. Muchos hottness.
Sorry I've been gone with the clouds for a while I'll be back for proper soon, I promise.
Cherry xox
ragtag:
the worst movie? i think it was "dead man" with johnny depp...just because it was black and white and had johnny depp so it should have been completely amazing and an instant favorite but instead the director decided it would be better to turn it into a 2 hour shot of johnny-boi sleeping which granted does look cool but it gets old after awhile.
Man , what is it about tequila that gives you an ALL DAY HANGOVER?????? What's in that stuff anyway , depleted uranium????? Damn crafty Mexicans . 
So working all day with my internal organs liquifying inside of me was fun . I think I may have died once or twice , but still...I REMAIN . Ha,ha...take that death . Unfortunately , I think that I...
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So working all day with my internal organs liquifying inside of me was fun . I think I may have died once or twice , but still...I REMAIN . Ha,ha...take that death . Unfortunately , I think that I...
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clara:
Thanks for your support. 
Did I really say that? And does it sound as funny as I think it does?
Did I really say that? And does it sound as funny as I think it does?
clara:
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
HOLY CRAP IN A HAT , NEW SMILEYS!!!!!! Where'd those come from ? Somebody's been reading my wishlist 'cause Houston...we've got MONKEYS!!!!!! 
I am going to see League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen on Friday , and possibly going out with some of the SG Pittsburgh crew for the spank-tacular South Side Street Fair that night . This will begin my mystical quest to find the legendary...
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I am going to see League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen on Friday , and possibly going out with some of the SG Pittsburgh crew for the spank-tacular South Side Street Fair that night . This will begin my mystical quest to find the legendary...
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clara:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And you meant gin, burritos, and Three Stooges, right?
And you meant gin, burritos, and Three Stooges, right?
tinfoilhalo:
HOOOORAY!!!! The intrepid band of drunken adventurers known as the SG Pittsburgh crew managed to find the strange and mysterious SUPER TOILET of legend . Nobody was using it though . Perhaps they feared its technologically advanced toilet powers . It LOOKED incredible from the outside though . 
WARNING : Humourless philosophical rant ahead . Proceed with caution . 
I will be the first to admit that I'm a fairly jaded and cynical bastard for the most part . My view of the world around me could be best described as apathetic . I'm not saying that I'm depressed or I hate the world around me , I just really don't care to...
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I will be the first to admit that I'm a fairly jaded and cynical bastard for the most part . My view of the world around me could be best described as apathetic . I'm not saying that I'm depressed or I hate the world around me , I just really don't care to...
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tiamat:
don't worry i will still smuggle you kiwis. in due time...
and yes... the answer is yes. (can't remember what the question was, can you?
oh and you are just too funny
and yes... the answer is yes. (can't remember what the question was, can you?
oh and you are just too funny
krista:
I like your new pic too.
And you can change and still hold on to the cynicism, I know it.
As far as I know, Friday is a go. We just have to figure out how to get there.
And you can change and still hold on to the cynicism, I know it.
As far as I know, Friday is a go. We just have to figure out how to get there.
How was everybody's Fourth of July ? You still have all of your fingers and toes ? No "sparkler" related tragedies I hope . 
I found out two interesting things the other day .
Interesting fact #1 - I heard that our humble little city of Pittsburgh recently spent about $250,000.00 on a public toilet . Yep , they dropped a quarter mil. on a...
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I found out two interesting things the other day .
Interesting fact #1 - I heard that our humble little city of Pittsburgh recently spent about $250,000.00 on a public toilet . Yep , they dropped a quarter mil. on a...
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krista:
We've discussed going to the street fair Thursday, however, the parking situation is rough...and you know how I get in traffic jams. So, maybe. When do you have off this week?
Where is this Super Toilet going to be? I want to photograph it! I'm fascinated!
Where is this Super Toilet going to be? I want to photograph it! I'm fascinated!
krista:
We must find the Super Toilet. This is your mission.
I'm out of town Tuesday this week....so maybe we could try for Friday?
Friday on the Southside. We must discuss.
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I'm out of town Tuesday this week....so maybe we could try for Friday?
Friday on the Southside. We must discuss.
[Edited on Jul 07, 2003]
I can not sit through this piece of cinematic filth that I am watching on T.V. buy myself . Seriously , Ed Wood is crying somwhere right now because this movie is JUST THAT BAD!!!!! Please join me gentle readers for my rendition of the low budget classic...IRON WARRIOR!!!!!!
First of all , I'm watching this horrific 80's style fantasy flick because I am a...
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First of all , I'm watching this horrific 80's style fantasy flick because I am a...
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aoife:
You didn't read to the end of my entry, did ya???
Kariya didn't get an offer from Anaheim. They dumped him and his $10 mil paycheck, probably so they could afford to keep Giggy and add a few more (I'm guessing bigger) guys. So he and Teemu decided they wanted to play together, they liked the way Colorado operates and thought they could win a cup here, and called Pierre Lacroix and said "You can have us for whatever you want to pay us."
Kariya didn't get an offer from Anaheim. They dumped him and his $10 mil paycheck, probably so they could afford to keep Giggy and add a few more (I'm guessing bigger) guys. So he and Teemu decided they wanted to play together, they liked the way Colorado operates and thought they could win a cup here, and called Pierre Lacroix and said "You can have us for whatever you want to pay us."
cherry:
I must now see Circle of Iron. Damn you.
Cherry xox
Cherry xox
I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!
Sweet merciful crap!!!! I can honestly say that the city of New Orleans does NOT disappoint . I have reached stunning new levels in the fields of drunken debauchery . I think my liver reached critical mass sometime Friday evening , and has since melted down into a small charred facsimile of its former state . After Hurricanes , Hand Grenades ,...
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Sweet merciful crap!!!! I can honestly say that the city of New Orleans does NOT disappoint . I have reached stunning new levels in the fields of drunken debauchery . I think my liver reached critical mass sometime Friday evening , and has since melted down into a small charred facsimile of its former state . After Hurricanes , Hand Grenades ,...
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tinfoilhalo:
See what I mean?????
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
krista:
I'd be more impressed if the responses came in threes. That would be magical.
Ok, you really need to try to come out Thursday. I was, quite possibly, my naughtiest yet last week. And MY boobs did not make an appearance. Ponder that....I know I am.
Ok, you really need to try to come out Thursday. I was, quite possibly, my naughtiest yet last week. And MY boobs did not make an appearance. Ponder that....I know I am.
Even more random weirdness from the twisted corridors of my mind....
Did you ever wonder how fair it is that we live in a world where folks like you and me have to go out every day and bust our asses at work for the measley wages that we bring home , while there are other people who get paid $ MILLIONS $ of dollars...
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Did you ever wonder how fair it is that we live in a world where folks like you and me have to go out every day and bust our asses at work for the measley wages that we bring home , while there are other people who get paid $ MILLIONS $ of dollars...
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panthergrl59:
not only millions of dollars for sports players...but what about us busting our asses and 2% of our hard earned money goes to fund unemployment...you know about 95% of those people are scamming on it.
cherry:
Sorry I've been away, I missed you oh seventh wonder of the world
Cherry xox
Cherry xox
My computer appears to be possessed by a vile demon from the darkest depths of hell . It continues to crash on me with no warning ( For instance when I'm JUST ABOUT done writing a really long journal entry . GRRRRRRR!!!! )
Aside from that little bit of unpleasantness I'm pretty happy . I owe this particularly cheery mood to two things . They...
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krista:
A trampoline running uphill in my uneven yard....hmmm....I think that reeks of ,more danger than even I can handle.
I do love them, though! I can do flips and shit.
I do love them, though! I can do flips and shit.
tiamat:
whine! whine! i say! no... i will tell you the name of the movie sometime soon. it is just because my real name will be given away. or one of my real names anyway. i have to many
oooo. young priests can be scary. glad i scared the demons away
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oooo. young priests can be scary. glad i scared the demons away
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More random weirdness from my world...
A friend came over to my apartment the other day and pointed out something very odd that I hadn't really noticed before . I live down the street from a cemetary named Resurrection Cemetary . For some reason that just creeps me out to no end . Okay Eternal Rest Cemetary , Shady Acres Cemetary , those are fine...
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A friend came over to my apartment the other day and pointed out something very odd that I hadn't really noticed before . I live down the street from a cemetary named Resurrection Cemetary . For some reason that just creeps me out to no end . Okay Eternal Rest Cemetary , Shady Acres Cemetary , those are fine...
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krista:
I just have to keep you on your toes, is all.
You've been out of circulation far too long.
You've been out of circulation far too long.
panthergrl59:
neat. do you take any of the merchandise home? or do you leave work where it should be?
yeahi think i might've seen some halloween party pics. i love halloween. yum yum.
yeahi think i might've seen some halloween party pics. i love halloween. yum yum.
And I can think of no publication more entertaining than Weekly World News. There probably won't ever be one, either. Not even if it were called, uh... the Bi-Daily Fun Report.
weekly world news is a great site... it's funny because I can look at it in work, and it's WRONG. Ha ha haaaa...
Cherry xox