I went to my two favorite monuments to consumer-ism today . Barnes & Noble(Which is where I want to go when I die) , and Best Buy . I saw SOOOOOO very many things that I wanted , but alas...I am broke 
I have , like , fifty bucks to last me until my paycheck goes through . I decided to blow it all on...
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I often try to determine the point when I stopped thinking like a kid and started thinking like an adult . WHAT exactly changes you ? WHY do you think differently ? It boggles the mind . 
The event that brought on this little journey of self exploration was that I watched the movie E.T. for the first time since I saw it in the...
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The event that brought on this little journey of self exploration was that I watched the movie E.T. for the first time since I saw it in the...
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mistressmissy:
i love you monkey
cherry:
Wow. ET was released the year after I was born 
I feel way young for a change.
Cherry xox
I feel way young for a change.
Cherry xox
I don't have much to report as of late . Life has been boring . Here's a few things...
Went home to see the mom for Thanksgiving . Ate a lot , and passed out from turkey overdose . Speaking of turkeys...I think that the turkeys that have been plaguing my community as of late are FAR better connected than I ever dreamed . I...
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Went home to see the mom for Thanksgiving . Ate a lot , and passed out from turkey overdose . Speaking of turkeys...I think that the turkeys that have been plaguing my community as of late are FAR better connected than I ever dreamed . I...
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tiamat:
dude. they are out of control! out of control!!!!
i was thinking about downloading that movie and now i think i will.
i was thinking about downloading that movie and now i think i will.
clara:
Gobble. 
My insomnia has blessed me with a magnificent idea for the greatest action/fantasy movie of ALL time .
It is the story of a group of super powered transvestite men who use their male propensity for mindless violence , and their newly acquired female PMS powers to fight evil . They are..."The Ex-Men"( Get it ???BA-ZING!!!!) .
They do battle against such forces of evil...
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It is the story of a group of super powered transvestite men who use their male propensity for mindless violence , and their newly acquired female PMS powers to fight evil . They are..."The Ex-Men"( Get it ???BA-ZING!!!!) .
They do battle against such forces of evil...
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clara:
For some reason I responded with sorrow rather than wrath. Living in the boonies limits my alternative options in a very serious way.
linz:
look at my livejournal...porcelina33
I have two , count 'em TWO , journal-worthy things to talk about . One involves one of my MOST favorite things : BEER , the other involves one of my LEAST favorite things : STUPIDITY . So here we go...
First the good . I went out to a crappy little local sports bar last night with one of my friends . We stayed...
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First the good . I went out to a crappy little local sports bar last night with one of my friends . We stayed...
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clara:
I am forever saying, "What would Scooby do?" Sometimes it works and sometimes I just get more, "IWANTMYMAMA!"
cherry:
Awww I do wish I lived close enough to London to go out like that every night. Alas, it is not to be
Cherry xoxo
Cherry xoxo
Damn , this place changes more than a hyperactive chameleon . I likey the addition of more favorite SG's , and moving the friends back up top . Good stuff .
Now for something completely different...
So , Michael Jackson is in trouble AGAIN . It's funny because everybody that knows him says " He's an easy target because his lifestyle is so different from...
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Now for something completely different...
So , Michael Jackson is in trouble AGAIN . It's funny because everybody that knows him says " He's an easy target because his lifestyle is so different from...
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nicolelee:
listen-- i love michael. no one will ever take that away from me. he's an icon. he's the king of pop. he's irreplacable. he creates the best music on god's great earth. we all do know, though, that he has issues. that's the shame of the matter.
i hope that i never see pictures of him in handcuffs.
i *almost* associate that with the crucifixion of christ.
and yes... if i can figure out how to dub the tape-- i'll get you an SG-HBO tape. or you can come over and watch it. or borrow it. but if you keep it: RIP TinFoilHalo.
muahahahahahah....
n*
i hope that i never see pictures of him in handcuffs.
i *almost* associate that with the crucifixion of christ.
and yes... if i can figure out how to dub the tape-- i'll get you an SG-HBO tape. or you can come over and watch it. or borrow it. but if you keep it: RIP TinFoilHalo.
muahahahahahah....
n*
clara:
Actually, my nephew did hurt my mom pretty badly. She cried and all. My niece bit me, but it was minor.
Okay , so I had the pleasure of going to see the Danzig concert with the lovely (and occasionally violent ) Ms. Yebutz last night . Firstly , Danzig STILL rocks harder than any of these young punks out there today . That said , I must now address the issue of one of the opening bands...Deicide . I NEVER in a million years thought...
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nic:
I think Gary Coleman should have a less obvious part. I thik he should play the chief of police.
linz:
yes yes, pie..i have not forgotten about you.
Hello , and welcome to TinfoilHalo's INTERACTIVE Journal O' Doom . I had a few things that I was considering writing about , but I couldn't decide which one to choose . Soooooo...I decided to ask the readers . I already know all of the stuff that's ricocheting around inside my skull ( Except for the TOP SECRET covert military stuff that the government put...
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yebutz:
no greek food for me tonite, aughh! will our schedules ever coincide again?
um, so i just read your post in D's journal...and i MUST know about the conspiracy to commit murder error.
please, please please uncle tinfoil...read me a story!
-me
um, so i just read your post in D's journal...and i MUST know about the conspiracy to commit murder error.
please, please please uncle tinfoil...read me a story!
-me
nic:
DUDE! We should have Kurt Russel play the idiot farmhand who is really a ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE, sent to destory the turkey!
My friends , I have dire news to report . Many of you already know of my recent discovery of the dreaded turkey's plot to destroy mankind . It seems that I had underestimated their diabolical intelligence , however. I thought I had time to raise a band of counter-avian forces to stop them , but they must have had an insider in the group...Because...
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tiamat:
does he not realize that his reputation is now tarnished forever? these computers these days, direspectful, running around w/ the wrong crowds....downloading porn 
when will they learn? why can't they be like their elders...you know...tandy3s.
when will they learn? why can't they be like their elders...you know...tandy3s.
nic:
Man, I used to have to do country dancing when I was in primary school. It was so embarrassing- the one they inflicted on us the most was called The Gay Gordons.
I also know what you mean about the turkey menace. I was chased around a farm yard by one when I was a child. It was huge. I was nearly killed.
I also know what you mean about the turkey menace. I was chased around a farm yard by one when I was a child. It was huge. I was nearly killed.
I went and saw Matrix : Revolutions today . Now I LOVED the first movie .I was also one of the few people who really liked the second movie . This movie however.... I don't know WHAT they were thinking .
The movie didn't suck , but it just didn't have the same feel as the first two . It had some REALLY cool stuff...
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The movie didn't suck , but it just didn't have the same feel as the first two . It had some REALLY cool stuff...
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clara:
I'll be looking for that one.
clara:
Congratulations, moms.
Okay , so I've finally come to the conclusion that I will NEVER become rich while working in the shitty retail industry . It's just NOT gonna' happen . Private enterprise is the way to go . Owning your OWN business , marketing your OWN products...THAT is where the big money is . My problem lays in the fact that I have NO money to...
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alexis:
Dammit you figured out the end of my story!! Now i have to change it to a happy ending or I'll get bad ratings.
There is totally a market for the products that you want to endorse. Rock on!
xoxo alexis
There is totally a market for the products that you want to endorse. Rock on!
xoxo alexis
nic:
Oh man I didn't even consider the possibility of Dukes of Hazzard mould!
Maybe it's Santa mould... after all it IS the festive season (or at least according to the shops it is)
Maybe it's Santa mould... after all it IS the festive season (or at least according to the shops it is)
How's THIS for random weirdness...
The area where I live is surrounded by wooded areas , and as such there is a lot of wildlife around . NOW...I was driving to work the other day , and very nearly wound up parking my car in the back of a pickup . The reason for this near collision is that the pickup had to slam on...
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The area where I live is surrounded by wooded areas , and as such there is a lot of wildlife around . NOW...I was driving to work the other day , and very nearly wound up parking my car in the back of a pickup . The reason for this near collision is that the pickup had to slam on...
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fractal:
thats like that South Park episode where all the turkeys go mad...
norritt:
i eat tofurkey so they shouldnt be angry with me
i will be spared when judgement comes... mmm fudge mint
no i said judgement ... damn
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i will be spared when judgement comes... mmm fudge mint
no i said judgement ... damn
[Edited on Nov 06, 2003 12:02PM]
*aims bosoms*