Because NOBODY demanded it...
Welcome fans of bloodshed and senseless carnage , to the latest ( And most idiotic ) installment of...
BADASS BRAWL!!!!!
Tonight's episode is to decide who's got the most kickin' chicken , who gives you more cluck for your buck , who's the king of the coop , who....sweet merciful Christ I can't believe I'm typing this .
Prepare yourselves for...
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Welcome fans of bloodshed and senseless carnage , to the latest ( And most idiotic ) installment of...
BADASS BRAWL!!!!!
Tonight's episode is to decide who's got the most kickin' chicken , who gives you more cluck for your buck , who's the king of the coop , who....sweet merciful Christ I can't believe I'm typing this .
Prepare yourselves for...
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Here's some goofy shit that's been bouncing around in the dark empty spaces in my mind for awhile . Fellowship Of The Ring is on T.V. right now , so it must have jarred it lose .
I propose somebody ( Preferably the Zucker brothers who are responsible for Airplane and the Naked Gun movies ) do a parody of Lord Of The Rings (...
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I propose somebody ( Preferably the Zucker brothers who are responsible for Airplane and the Naked Gun movies ) do a parody of Lord Of The Rings (...
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consuela:
this is the best thing i have ever heard.
ericj:
Hells yeah, man, you guys are going to have a blast. Especially as much tighter as your regional group is to ours. We're all just now really starting to hang together, you all have been doing shit for a while now, huh? Anyway, yeah, good times, for sure.
You know most people go through their whole lives without ever knowing the exquisite pain of having a large metal apparatus jammed in their ass . I too thought that I was one of those people...until yesterday . 
I was at work (I work in a warehouse BTW ) I was climbing up one of the racks to get something down and when I jumped...
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I was at work (I work in a warehouse BTW ) I was climbing up one of the racks to get something down and when I jumped...
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ericj:
Dude, that ALL just sucks, man. I'll pull one from your post to me "it has to get better" right? 
linz:
update your journal! how the hell do you expect me to stay entertained??
I just heard on the radio that some jackass local woman is sueing Wal-Mart because she had a Miracle Whip bottle fall on her foot when the plastic bag broke . APPARENTLY she suffered horrendous injury to her foot including a broken toenail , and bruising . The poor dear is only asking for $60,000.00 for her terrifying experience .
I burnt my tongue the...
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hastwothumbs:
And that's why Lincoln is my arch enemy.
DEATH TO WURGON 5!
LONG LIVE WURGON 4!
DEATH TO WURGON 5!
LONG LIVE WURGON 4!
clara:
I wouldn't say the goat was screaming, but it's goaty noises are quite loud. The poor things are basically without shelter and the female is pregnant. My neighbor is such an asshole.
I got three things for 'ya...
1) As I have been stricken with the flu for the last week , I've spent a good bit of time buying various medicine's to ease my suffering . WHY do pharmaceutical companies even make regular strength medication ? When you're sick or in pain do you ever go "Well , my head hurts like a bitch , but...
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1) As I have been stricken with the flu for the last week , I've spent a good bit of time buying various medicine's to ease my suffering . WHY do pharmaceutical companies even make regular strength medication ? When you're sick or in pain do you ever go "Well , my head hurts like a bitch , but...
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hastwothumbs:
Well, I was thinking of getting an early start on the turkey thwarting. You know, eliminate the threat before it becomes a threat. That way, this Thanksgiving won't taste like danger.
But I'll make my anti-turkey preparations a secondary priority to telling tales of bosomry.
But I'll make my anti-turkey preparations a secondary priority to telling tales of bosomry.
hastwothumbs:
Since I decided to keep going with the stories, I've taken your advice on the title change. I think bonanza is much better than, say, marathon.
I'm keeping strange and crappy, though, but only because my ego won't allow you all the spotlight.
I'm keeping strange and crappy, though, but only because my ego won't allow you all the spotlight.
WAKE UP AND TASTE THE ACTION!!!!
HERE COME THE RETURN OF SUPER RANDOM ACTION FUN JOURNAL .
GO!!!!!
* Last day of the year again . I say piss off 2003 . You ain't showed me no love , so BEGONE .
* I seem to have caught a touch of that Flu plague that has been making the rounds as of late. My friggin'...
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HERE COME THE RETURN OF SUPER RANDOM ACTION FUN JOURNAL .
GO!!!!!
* Last day of the year again . I say piss off 2003 . You ain't showed me no love , so BEGONE .
* I seem to have caught a touch of that Flu plague that has been making the rounds as of late. My friggin'...
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clara:
I don't generally see him often, so hopefully by next time it will be a non-issue.
tiamat:
i say... green tastes like apples. why? because i said so! Canadian Bacon! oink oink
*Merf*
I'm BORED!!!! Somebody...please...ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!
I think I'm suffering from Post-Christmas Let Down or something . I really TRIED to think of something entertaining to write about , but I came up with exactly NOTHING .
The most entertaining thing that has happened to me since my last journal was starting a violent debate at work over who the obvious musical talent belonged to...Hootie or...
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I'm BORED!!!! Somebody...please...ENTERTAIN ME!!!!!
I think I'm suffering from Post-Christmas Let Down or something . I really TRIED to think of something entertaining to write about , but I came up with exactly NOTHING .
The most entertaining thing that has happened to me since my last journal was starting a violent debate at work over who the obvious musical talent belonged to...Hootie or...
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tinfoilhalo:
OH....MY....GOD .
alexis:
I'm facing the post-christmas funk. And my boyfriend dumped me today... for sleeping with his brother... and his roommate... but I didn't tell him about the one time I slept with ALL 3 of them in one day. He would've hit me like ike hit tina turner.
xoxo alexis
xoxo alexis
Top stories on BSN tonight...
* Tragedy has rocked the small town of Jerkwater , West Virginia tonight . Some of the townsfolk , while decorating for the big "Birthin' Of Baby Jesus - Ho'Down" , apparently misunderstood the words to a popular Christmas song and "decked the halls with BOWELS of Holly" . Holly McCoy was life-flighted to Charleston General Hospital and is reported...
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* Tragedy has rocked the small town of Jerkwater , West Virginia tonight . Some of the townsfolk , while decorating for the big "Birthin' Of Baby Jesus - Ho'Down" , apparently misunderstood the words to a popular Christmas song and "decked the halls with BOWELS of Holly" . Holly McCoy was life-flighted to Charleston General Hospital and is reported...
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yebutz:
happy holidays, big guy...
-me
-me
clara:
I'm rather late, but Merry Christmas anyway.
As I expected my brother was nowhere to be seen yesterday. Hope your day went well too.
As I expected my brother was nowhere to be seen yesterday. Hope your day went well too.
So , the holiday season is upon us yet again . You know what that means ? EVERYWHERE you go , Christmas music will haunt your every step . Now I don't particularly LIKE holiday music , but I can tolerate it in small doses . I get to hear the SAME songs about twenty times a day at work!!!!! This brings me to the...
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linz:
you are the most entertaining fuck. i love you!
i'm going to have to beg you to let me steal this and put it on my LJ. all necessary credits poitned at you, of course..who knows..i might start you up a big fan base. pleease.
ps..the secret was leaked about the other stuff..it wasn't me,,i swear it.
i'm going to have to beg you to let me steal this and put it on my LJ. all necessary credits poitned at you, of course..who knows..i might start you up a big fan base. pleease.
ps..the secret was leaked about the other stuff..it wasn't me,,i swear it.
clara:
I hear SGAC/DC have huge balls, rivaling even PoopyDave's Big 'Ol Nutz.
Okay , I gotta' be serious for just a minute . I know . I don't like it any more than you .
THEY CAPTURED SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!!!
Does this change anything ? Not from where I'm standing . Did they pull all of our troops out of Iraq ? Nope . Is terrorism around the world going to suddenly stop ? Nope . Was all...
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THEY CAPTURED SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!!!
Does this change anything ? Not from where I'm standing . Did they pull all of our troops out of Iraq ? Nope . Is terrorism around the world going to suddenly stop ? Nope . Was all...
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linz:
aww..mr. president pants has a little trophy wophy. good bushy bushy. 
hastwothumbs:
From what I understand, the story of Faust was a folktale first. It wasn't a written story. The authors who turned it into literature all had different takes on it, so that's why there's no constant version.
I like Goethe's version best, though.
I like Goethe's version best, though.
I HAVE RETURNED!!!!! 
I gots to say that even though Florida was COLD this time of year ( For Florida that means between 65 and 70 degrees . There was very little sunshine in The Sunshine State for me ) , flying home in a friggin BLIZZARD was NO FUN . Especially since I felt it was necessary to do my best William Shatner from...
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I gots to say that even though Florida was COLD this time of year ( For Florida that means between 65 and 70 degrees . There was very little sunshine in The Sunshine State for me
) , flying home in a friggin BLIZZARD was NO FUN . Especially since I felt it was necessary to do my best William Shatner from... Read More
hastwothumbs:
Well, how do you feel about deserts? 'Cause I hear Iraq needs a new leader. 
clara:
This particular one woke me up with his hand in my pants. I don't advise this method for a first date.
A curse on Old Man Winter!
A curse on Old Man Winter!
AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
***SUPER RANDOM ACTION MYSTERY JOURNAL****
GO!!!!*****
*3 more days of snow and ice and I get to go to Florida for a week!!!!!
*Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on, and it'll kick your ass!!!! I shall some day be Master Shake's apprentice .
*"I Want" by Tenacious D is the GREATEST Christmas song EVER!!!!!
*Pirates Of The Carribean was WAAAAY overrated . Johnny Depp...
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***SUPER RANDOM ACTION MYSTERY JOURNAL****
GO!!!!*****
*3 more days of snow and ice and I get to go to Florida for a week!!!!!
*Aqua Teen Hunger Force is on, and it'll kick your ass!!!! I shall some day be Master Shake's apprentice .
*"I Want" by Tenacious D is the GREATEST Christmas song EVER!!!!!
*Pirates Of The Carribean was WAAAAY overrated . Johnny Depp...
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linz:
i must say..johnny depp can shiver my timbers any day of the week.
ps..everything on your diary is ps..except for that whole train-derailing thing..that was just too easy..
ps..everything on your diary is ps..except for that whole train-derailing thing..that was just too easy..
hastwothumbs:
When you become Master Shake's apprentice, do you think you can get me a job as Meatwad's brain?
so how's things with you?
-me