I just read THIS
I think that breast baring should once again be made acceptable in public . It's part of our rich heritage as you can see from the article mentioned above .
Flashing your ta-ta's should not be confined to Bourban Street in New Orleans , or whatever beach those Girls Gone Wild guys are at this week . What about the poor...
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I think that breast baring should once again be made acceptable in public . It's part of our rich heritage as you can see from the article mentioned above .
Flashing your ta-ta's should not be confined to Bourban Street in New Orleans , or whatever beach those Girls Gone Wild guys are at this week . What about the poor...
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I just watched Return Of The King again . How did Sean Astin (Sam) NOT get nominated for best supporting actor ? He is one badass little Goonie . RUDY , RUDY , RUDY!!!!! 
nicolelee:
who said im ::swooning::???
i have yet to see a LOTR movie. i fell asleep drunk the first time. sorry.
i have yet to see a LOTR movie. i fell asleep drunk the first time. sorry.
I went to the doctor today . Now I absolutely HATE going anywhere near doctors or hospitals . I HATE IT . I've seen too many people whose end began with a trip to the doctor , so I have this weird irrational fear about it . But I went . Why , you ask ? Because I've been afflicted with some kind of horrible...
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clara:
The good news is that many types of ulcers are now believed to be caused by bacteria and can be cured. Remember to ask about that. It might help if you google first.

Updates of the moment....
Song of the moment - "Giving Up" by The Darkness . Screw all of that Just Say No anti-drug crap . I think the world's ready for an upbeat and happy tune about the joys of heroin use .
Movie of the moment - Bubba Ho Tep . Bruce "The Mutha Fuckin' Man" Cambell as Elvis " The King Of Mutha'...
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Song of the moment - "Giving Up" by The Darkness . Screw all of that Just Say No anti-drug crap . I think the world's ready for an upbeat and happy tune about the joys of heroin use .
Movie of the moment - Bubba Ho Tep . Bruce "The Mutha Fuckin' Man" Cambell as Elvis " The King Of Mutha'...
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clara:
Photoshopportunity:


clara:
I'm thinking about driving up to the all night gas station for a cheesesteak sub. You'd think such a thing would make me sicker, but it won't.
Okay , I have some time to update on all of the debaucherous debauchery that transpired in New Haven , CT for the last three weeks .
Firstly I'd like to extend a BIG middle finger to US Air for making me get home at 4:00am this morning instead of the promised 9:00pm last night . Here's to you guys . YOU SUCK!!!!!
Ahem ....
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Firstly I'd like to extend a BIG middle finger to US Air for making me get home at 4:00am this morning instead of the promised 9:00pm last night . Here's to you guys . YOU SUCK!!!!!
Ahem ....
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nicolelee:
i TOLD you i have impersonators....
i've been to clubE once... and only once. enough was enough. i gotta change my hair (or i least try to) once every 3 months or so. check the shit out now. its GONZO.
fleur:
totally?? hehe thanks and welcome back to the burgh!
( In Best Dave Chappelle voice...)
I'M BACK , BITCHES!!!!!!
I'M BACK , BITCHES!!!!!!
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cherry:
I did n' all
I'm ALMOST back. I HAVE INTERNET ACCESS AS OF MONDAY.
WOOOOOOOOO!
Lets throw us a welcome back party
Cherry xoxoxox
I'm ALMOST back. I HAVE INTERNET ACCESS AS OF MONDAY.
WOOOOOOOOO!
Lets throw us a welcome back party
Cherry xoxoxox
cherry:
Don't you mean 1989
Cherry xoxoxox
Cherry xoxoxox
So I went to the Pittsburgh Comic Book and Sci-Fi convention today . Nowhere else can you go to one stand selling broadswords and knives , one selling home-made DVD's including the rare lost episodes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Paris Hilton sex tape all in the same rack , meet horror movie icons like George Romero ( Night of the Living Dead...
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hastwothumbs:
That fat dude may have been stationed on Hoth. All that blubber would be great insulation from the cold. And, since the planet is made of ice, he could slide down a hill and take out an entire platoon of rebels, bowling ball style. With at least three of his buddies riding on his back.
Every convention has it's share of frighteningly weird guys. But there's always at least one that stands out from the rest, one that makes you stand back and say, "Man. And I thought MY parents failed..."
Every convention has it's share of frighteningly weird guys. But there's always at least one that stands out from the rest, one that makes you stand back and say, "Man. And I thought MY parents failed..."
tiamat:
i have only been to one comic book convention. it was lots of fun though we missed the first part 
I think that I may have mentioned something to this tune before in my journal , but it bares repeating .
Why is EVERY goddamn thing in the grocery store labeled with "EXTREME!!!!" ? I needed to get some deodorant , so I (Grudgingly) picked up Right Guard X-TREME . What the fuck???? The only way that this should be labeled X-TREME is if it's...
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Why is EVERY goddamn thing in the grocery store labeled with "EXTREME!!!!" ? I needed to get some deodorant , so I (Grudgingly) picked up Right Guard X-TREME . What the fuck???? The only way that this should be labeled X-TREME is if it's...
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clara:
I don't know about you, but I'm glad my armpits aren't on fire.
linz:
what's up with every genre of music being XsomethingXcoreX? poop.
i'm glad i'm in your thoughts daily. makes me warm inside.
thankfully not extreme warmth though..nine out of ten spontanious combustion cases are linkd with right gaurd extreme. watch yer back!
i'm glad i'm in your thoughts daily. makes me warm inside.
thankfully not extreme warmth though..nine out of ten spontanious combustion cases are linkd with right gaurd extreme. watch yer back!
It actually SNOWED yesterday!!!! It isn't supposed to snow at the end of frikkin' April .
What's God's phone number , I'm gonna' call and complain .
What's God's phone number , I'm gonna' call and complain .
obsidian_:
DUDE! tomorrow was like the hotest day ever...I swear it was at least 90 something...move here
clara:
Damn. It was kind of chilly here, but that's ridiculous!
I just heard today that the governer of Louisiana , I believe , is trying to pass a bill that would make it ilegal for women to wear low rise jeans that might possibly allow their undies to be seen .
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!! I saw a woman's thong and I was so distressed I trampled three out of work homeless people and a...
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DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!! I saw a woman's thong and I was so distressed I trampled three out of work homeless people and a...
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clara:
Hawaii? SPAM? Oh, yeah!
nic:
Really? Seriously?
Jesus H Christ, American politicians are fucking insane.
Thank you for what you said in my journal, it was really sweet of you. Jon was one of these people it was impossible to dislike. I'm pretty sure everyone he met is hurting. The wound is still fresh for me, though, as I didn't get the oppertunity to say goodbye to him at the funeral like I would have wanted to.
I just wonder why nobody bothered to tell me.
Jesus H Christ, American politicians are fucking insane.
Thank you for what you said in my journal, it was really sweet of you. Jon was one of these people it was impossible to dislike. I'm pretty sure everyone he met is hurting. The wound is still fresh for me, though, as I didn't get the oppertunity to say goodbye to him at the funeral like I would have wanted to.
I just wonder why nobody bothered to tell me.
Anybody ever watch that show on the Discovery Channel where they match up animals , spend thousands of dollars to research them , build a robotic version of them , and then create a CGI arena for them...just to see who would win in a fight ?
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THAT is just nutty . And yet I MUST watch it . I don't know why . Anyway...
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clara:
*poke**poke*
clara:
Sorry, you bring out the bully in me. 
So I had Mon. and Tues. off and really didn't do much of anything productive . Well , NEXT week will begin three weeks of strenuous work , so I think I should rest up . At least that's my excuse .
Anyway , I DID actually go see a couple of movies . I had planned on just going to see Kill Bill Vol....
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Anyway , I DID actually go see a couple of movies . I had planned on just going to see Kill Bill Vol....
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tinfoilhalo:
QUICK UPDATE : I work with a congregation of frikkin MORONS!!!! Somebody didn't file something correctly , and now I'm screwed out of one week of travel pay .
So I WON'T be leaving this Sunday . Which means.....COMMENCE WITH THE WILD PARTIES!!!!!
So I WON'T be leaving this Sunday . Which means.....COMMENCE WITH THE WILD PARTIES!!!!!
clara:
You're such a sissy you're not even making sense any more.
Sissy.
Sissy.
Cherry xoxoxox
I'm going to shoot for July as being INTERNATIONAL BOOBIE MONTH . This will mark the beginning of the "show your stuff" initiative . Come on and show the world how virtuous you really are .