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I'm glad you defined it because I was thinking more along the lines of beer + regurgitation.

You are so right.

Wanted is a cool series, if a bit of a wankfest for Millar. But I think that's part of the fun.
Have you read the other "Millarverse" titles? The Unfunnies is okay, but I stopped reading after the second issue because it's not worth the $3.50 price tag. Chosen, though, is superb. I wish it were longer than three issues (and not bi- or tri-monthly) because Millar dodges the shock value route and just tells an amazing story. There's so much that can be done with the title, too.

Are you reading the current (or, rather, the recently ended) Authority series? Man, I hope not. It's such absolute shit that I think it gave me a brain tumor. Save your three bucks and buy something else, like Human Target or Hellblazer.
At least until the new series, written by Ed Brubaker, launches. Then it'll be awesome again.

It's a good thing I know you're joking, pal.

Twice in one week. Jesus. It had been at least a year since my last puke before this.

I wanted to be an astronaut growing up. So I did really, really well in school and studied science and math like crazy. Then, at a "last day of class" party at school, someone gave us all this Pokemon candy which I chipped a tooth on. It eventually got so bad I had to get a crown. Now, in order to be an astronaut, you have to have perfect teeth or else risk having your fillings fly through the back of your skull. So my astronaut dreams were crushed before I ever got out of high school.

I still tried hard in school and figured I'd be an engineer for NASA. Then I got into David Bowie. His song "Major Tom" made me very sad that I wouldn't ever get to go to space. It also led me to the conclusion that there's a huge difference between calculating for zero gravity and actually doing stuff in zero gravity.

So I started doing drugs, fucked up in school, and am now going nowhere in life.

I'm very bitter at the world.

That sounds fun, but I'm too broke for any summer trips this year.

I dunno, I think Vegas might be cheaper in some ways. They want you to drop money on the games so badly all the rest goes for change. Of course, I'm never tempted to gamble, which I understand is not the case for everyone.

I actually did get to do some rejoicing after all.

TFH--how the hell are ya?

i'm up for some amateur dental work. i have this tooth with a chip in it...maybe you could sand it down for me somehow. for a small fee, of course.

me, you, movies, soon, k?
or, if you want, we could go see a cattle decapitation show??

-memememememe

yeah johnny quest was wierd
i always wondered how they got away with that
i mean in gi joe you'd see the cobra guards shooting
at joes and you never see them get hit!

that show will be on hbo or some pay station
within a year i bet

i like garfield the comic still the movie though that may have
been a bad idea...

I really think you should seek a second opinion on this ulcer business.

P.S. Not punished, consoled.

dude.. the thing is nigh invulnerable
(i read it the marvel encyclopedia)
unless you've gotten really bad rocky orange skin
since last i saw you then your so not nigh invulnerable
...maybe nigh nigh invulnerable

krieder draws the best expressions
i encourage you to look through the entire archive
everything is good (except for the damn waminals
and the graph cartoons)

I'll take the rhubarb and you have the bananas.

Your doctor sounds like a fucking idiot who intends to put you through years of worthless treatments when you can be cured with a simple dose of antibiotics. Did you remember to ask about that? If they're ignoring you get a second opinion, please.

That's really weird. They say almost every case is caused by that bacteria. Of course you have to be the difficult weirdo, huh?