Because my trip to New Haven hath struck me down with overworking fatigue , I'm just going to do...THIS .
It's ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WEEK!!!! YIPEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay , as promised...
So Connecticut SUCKED . Let me tell you of one of the evils that run rampant in that dark and desolate land . Me and some co-workers got out of work "early" at 11:00pm . So...
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It's ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WEEK!!!! YIPEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay , as promised...
So Connecticut SUCKED . Let me tell you of one of the evils that run rampant in that dark and desolate land . Me and some co-workers got out of work "early" at 11:00pm . So...
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Alright kids . I'm off to Connecticut , for better or worse . I may not be making much sense because I had to get up so early for my flight , that I decided not to go to sleep . Thank God for Red Bull . Somehow my body is awake while my brain is asleep . ROCK!!!! 
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hastwothumbs:
The Birthday Song, as performed by Jack Black.
JB:
(singing)
Birthday Birthday Birthday for you
It's hard to believe another year is through
Slipping through the mists of time
Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes
Doth peer from between his mother's thighs
Blood slicked and with purple skin
The babe does emerge from her vagina within
While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch
Happy Birthday
(spoken)
Stare into the cold light of life
You will see it again
You will see it again
Chorus:
(singing)
And what is this cold dark world
Upon whose shores I'm so rudely thrust
Glov-ed hand of the mad man delivers a smack
Unkind, Unjust
JB:
Father, is that you, through clouds of the cosmos blue
It's a boy
It's a girl
It's a soul
Or is it
Hahahaha
(spoken)
Mother, is that you?
It's my birthday.
Crone:
I have a secret for your ear, not your eye
The moment you are born, you begin to die
JB:
Crone, be gone!
Crone:
Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock.
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Thou knowest me not!
With this sword I cleave thee into the world
Through the stormy deep the babe is hurled
Tetragrammaton!
Chorus:
(singing)
Happy Birthday (repeated)
JB:
(spoken)
Abraxas! Abraxas! I give myself to thee!
No! Why this shattered life?
Why was I born of woman?
Hideous vision, what wouldst thou with me?
Eternity:
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Weary traveler, who are you?
Eternity:
I'm Eternity.
JB:
Wilst thou not let me pass on this journey?
Eternity:
(singing)
If you answer me this riddle, then Asgard's treasure shall be thine
In the name of Thor
Who is your father
Who is your mother
What is the answer
Mortal speak
JB:
No, can it be
The answer that you seek is...
It's me
It's me
It's me
Happy Birthday
JB:
(singing)
Birthday Birthday Birthday for you
It's hard to believe another year is through
Slipping through the mists of time
Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes
Doth peer from between his mother's thighs
Blood slicked and with purple skin
The babe does emerge from her vagina within
While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch
Happy Birthday
(spoken)
Stare into the cold light of life
You will see it again
You will see it again
Chorus:
(singing)
And what is this cold dark world
Upon whose shores I'm so rudely thrust
Glov-ed hand of the mad man delivers a smack
Unkind, Unjust
JB:
Father, is that you, through clouds of the cosmos blue
It's a boy
It's a girl
It's a soul
Or is it
Hahahaha
(spoken)
Mother, is that you?
It's my birthday.
Crone:
I have a secret for your ear, not your eye
The moment you are born, you begin to die
JB:
Crone, be gone!
Crone:
Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock.
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Thou knowest me not!
With this sword I cleave thee into the world
Through the stormy deep the babe is hurled
Tetragrammaton!
Chorus:
(singing)
Happy Birthday (repeated)
JB:
(spoken)
Abraxas! Abraxas! I give myself to thee!
No! Why this shattered life?
Why was I born of woman?
Hideous vision, what wouldst thou with me?
Eternity:
Happy Birthday.
JB:
Weary traveler, who are you?
Eternity:
I'm Eternity.
JB:
Wilst thou not let me pass on this journey?
Eternity:
(singing)
If you answer me this riddle, then Asgard's treasure shall be thine
In the name of Thor
Who is your father
Who is your mother
What is the answer
Mortal speak
JB:
No, can it be
The answer that you seek is...
It's me
It's me
It's me
Happy Birthday
amethyst:
pittsburgh eh? well that is a lil far but thanx anyway lol if ever I'm out that way we'll make a day of it!
There's a weird "rattley" buzzy" sound in my place . Could be my refrigerator's on its last legs , could be some horrible mutant insect has infested my house . That's part of the adventure of living where I live . 
Here's a question for the ladies...I have a female co-worker at work who I "joke-flirt" with all the time . She's married , so...
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Here's a question for the ladies...I have a female co-worker at work who I "joke-flirt" with all the time . She's married , so...
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kaela:
Maybe she's UNhappily married. Maybe she wants you to be the demise-er (doh!) of her marriage.
Or maybe she's Satan, disguised as the "Hot Co-Worker", trying to lull you over to the dark side (wait, Dark Side, isn't that Star Wars or something?) with her/his R-rated talk of naughtiness, and then once you give in she/he chucks you into a hell where all there is are all these Hot Co-Workers seducing you while you're glued to your office chair in a serious state of discomfort while they prance around in all their Hot Co-Workerness just out of your grasp? And you're eternally doomed to sit there and watch, and wish, damn, if only I woulda taken a sick day....
Eh? Eh? Ever thought of that? Guys?
Or maybe she's Satan, disguised as the "Hot Co-Worker", trying to lull you over to the dark side (wait, Dark Side, isn't that Star Wars or something?) with her/his R-rated talk of naughtiness, and then once you give in she/he chucks you into a hell where all there is are all these Hot Co-Workers seducing you while you're glued to your office chair in a serious state of discomfort while they prance around in all their Hot Co-Workerness just out of your grasp? And you're eternally doomed to sit there and watch, and wish, damn, if only I woulda taken a sick day....
Eh? Eh? Ever thought of that? Guys?
clara:
*eye poke*
She's probably just amusing herself with the flirting. It's a fun thing to do and need not lead to anything.
She's probably just amusing herself with the flirting. It's a fun thing to do and need not lead to anything.
Well , on Saturday my employer is paying for me to return to New Haven , CT and witness the destruction that I wrought there a few months back . Hopefully I'll just get to sit back and bask in the chaos of the dreaded GRAND OPENING . I also hope to see one of the only cool , un-married girls that I met up...
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clara:
Groups are groups, not the boards. Silly head.
obsidian_:
oh my a birthday and no pittsburgh? this year nearly killed me to not be in my Pittsburgh home
My sunburn is starting to peel . I look like either an extra from a zombie movie or a giant lizard . BOTH of which are quite flattering .
I'm dead sexy , I am!!!!
I'm dead sexy , I am!!!!
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tinfoilhalo:
^ SEEEEEEE!!!!! Don't I look cute ? ^
^
clara:
I mean I'm mostly legs.
Cutie.
Cutie.
I am a straight up 'Tard . Send me some happy messages in EASY to read format . DUUURRRHHHH .
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nicolelee:
i would read books that were too advanced for me (at the time) and i would have my pocket dictionary nearby-- and learned a lot of words.
i use "sacrosanct" quite often, thanks to Anne Rice.
i use "sacrosanct" quite often, thanks to Anne Rice.
clara:
Per your motto I am about to kick you in the crotch. Was that easy enough to read?
Don't live in the past . Live in the NOW , man . 
I have returned .
Much fun was had on Drunken Beach-Fest 2004 .
Firstly , I must admit that i completely LOST my battle against the deadly rays of the sun . Yeah , I used sunblock , but it didn't block very much . I am a very pretty shade of pink now , and it ain't 'cause I'm blushing .
I also didn't...
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Much fun was had on Drunken Beach-Fest 2004 .
Firstly , I must admit that i completely LOST my battle against the deadly rays of the sun . Yeah , I used sunblock , but it didn't block very much . I am a very pretty shade of pink now , and it ain't 'cause I'm blushing .
I also didn't...
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ericj:
No, no they don't unfortunately. Right now I'm getting by on stubornness, which I have an abundance of. 
ericj:
Dude, that is just WRONG! You're on. 
Three days to VACATION!!!!!!!!
I only hope my sanity can hold out that long .
Things on my "to do" list for Drunken Beach-Fest 2004...
1 . Be drunk at least one day . It's a pre-requisite for DRUNKEN Beach-Fest .
2 . Do battle with the powers of the sun , so as not to wind up looking like a french fry . I...
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I only hope my sanity can hold out that long .
Things on my "to do" list for Drunken Beach-Fest 2004...
1 . Be drunk at least one day . It's a pre-requisite for DRUNKEN Beach-Fest .
2 . Do battle with the powers of the sun , so as not to wind up looking like a french fry . I...
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adora:
Thank you for the sweet comment on my set!! 
ericj:
Awww, Tina. More later, hopefully soon. uggh
More later, hopefully soon. ugghI heard somewhere that there was intercepted info that points to possible terror attacks on the fourth of July. This may be the STUPIDEST idea ever conceived . Honestly , why would you make some kind of attack on America on the one day of the year that EVERY man , woman , and child in the entire country is packing some kind of personal...
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hastwothumbs:
Don't forget that, along with being armed, those same Americans will also be drunk.
clara:
^^ That fella has a point. Except me. I'm not drunk at all.
Have you heard about the 23 year old Florida teacher who was busted for having sex with her 14 year old student ? If not read this .
Here's what I don't understand . Did this woman actually think that there was any chance in hell that she WASN'T going to get caught ? Serioulsy . I mean , speaking as a former 14 year...
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Here's what I don't understand . Did this woman actually think that there was any chance in hell that she WASN'T going to get caught ? Serioulsy . I mean , speaking as a former 14 year...
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clara:
We just had an 18 page thread about this very topic. It was... interesting.
clara:
I squash threads when they seem to be more about personal exchanges than the topic at hand. Basically, when they start to be a big pain in the ass for people who have to deal with such things.
I just got back from seeing a Spider-Man 2 sneak preview . My opinion ? IT KICKED ASS!!!!
Here's my spoiler-free review . When I saw the flick there was a LOT of people there . As we left , it seemed like the audience was kinda' divided in what they thought . I'll tell you why . This movie is more about Peter Parker...
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Here's my spoiler-free review . When I saw the flick there was a LOT of people there . As we left , it seemed like the audience was kinda' divided in what they thought . I'll tell you why . This movie is more about Peter Parker...
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tiamat:
nerdy but cute.
hastwothumbs:
The Spider-Man comic page actually has a dozen strips. If you hit reload you'll get a new one. Sometimes you'll get one you've already seen because the strips are generated randomly, so don't stop until you've seen the one with the truck and the one with Wolverine. Or the one where Jameson raps.
P.S. Never going to CT. Ever.