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Hurricane Ivan layed waste to most of Eastern Pennsylvania on Friday . I was unharmed and my place was undamaged , but a lot of other people suffered MAJOR damages .

We live in PENNSYLVANIA . We shouldn't HAVE to worry about goddamn hurricanes . If we don't get to enjoy the tropical weather , why do we have to deal with tropical storms ?...
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Is it just me or have there been WAAAAY more hurricanes this year than last ? It's like one runs its course and there's another on deck to take it's place . The only thing more disturbing than that little thought is the friggin' names that these things are being given . Okay , Ivan kinda' makes me think of Ivan The Terrible . That's...
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GAH!!!!! It's , like, EARLY in the morning . I shouldn't be up this early .

The worst thing about me being up this early is that I don't have ANYTHING that even remotely passes for breakfast food . Necessity being the mother of invention has brought me to this . A hearty and nutritious breakfast of Little Debbie snack cakes and grape Gatorade ....
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I just picked up a re-mastered version of my absolute FAVORITE album of all time . Mainly it was because my old CD was so scratched up from overuse that it wouldn't even play . Now most of you probably won't even know who the hell I'm even talking about , and those of you who do will probably laugh at me . My FAVORITE...
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A guy at work just told me one of the funniest offensive jokes that I've heard in awhile . Not "offensive" , as in racial or anything like that . Offensive in sexual terms . I don't know why I'm even bothering to give the "explicit content" speech 'cause A) It's not THAT bad and B) I'm telling you this joke on a friggin' porn...
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WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I just got my computer back up and runnin' after some much needed after market modifications . I got a new video card , some serious RAM , and some "17" inch spinnin' rims on the side . This sucker COOKS , now . After I paint some flames on the side it will be ready to show off and earn me some RESPECT...
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I had one of those days where I didn't really have ANYTHING to do . I did some laundry , cleaned my messy-ass apartment , and then...nothing . I just pretty much sat on my ass in front of either the computer or the T.V. , and ate ravioli out of a can . It was AWSOME!!!!

I AM a one man party . Bow...
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Has anybody seen the new PIKMIN(?) commercial by Nintendo ? The one with an army of midgets in multi-colored bodysuits running through the streets of New York chanting " Hot dog , hot dog , hot dog . " ? Then they swarm over a hot dog stand and grab some guy's weiner ( ) which they return to their master who dryly remarks "...
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Has anybody been watching the Olympics ? I watch every now and then . I am as patriotic as the next person , but there's just something WRONG with the events that they have . The Olympics are supposed to be about putting differences aside and bringing together people of all nations for some fun and games . That means ALL people . The only...
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Firstly , an announcement . ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WEEK is now officialy over . Thusly my regular universe favorite SG's are back where they belong . I would like to thank my A.U.W. Sg's for joining me last week . You will all be missed .


With the beginning of the Olympics , I have been struck with a deep sense of patriotism . Despite my...
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According to America's Funniest Home Videos...we as Americans find animals being silly , Celebrity's being silly , and grown men getting hit in the balls to be ABSOLUTELY the funniest thing EVER. As a result of this data that I have compiled I believe THE funniest thing EVER is as follows . Here is what it would be...Take Johnny Depp or somebody of equal celebrity...
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It's still ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WEEK , so my alternate univers SG's are stayin up until Sunday . Feel free to celebrate A.U.W. in your own special way . I've been threatening Boy Scouts and sending hate mail to Mother Theresa . .


Since I was in New Haven for my birthday , some of my Pittsburgh peeps are taking me out after work Thursday night...
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