You ever find yourself involved in a conversation like this...
Dude 1 : Dude , who do you think would win in a street fight between Tyne Daly and Bea Arthur ?
Dude 2 : Who????
Dude 1 : Bea Arthur was the main old chick on the Golden Girls , Tyne Daly was the short haired chick on Cagney and Lacy .
Dude 2...
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Dude 1 : Dude , who do you think would win in a street fight between Tyne Daly and Bea Arthur ?
Dude 2 : Who????
Dude 1 : Bea Arthur was the main old chick on the Golden Girls , Tyne Daly was the short haired chick on Cagney and Lacy .
Dude 2...
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kaela:
P.S. You always make me giggle 
hopey:
GIN MAKES A MAN MEAN
What is the fucking deal with people losing their damn minds over flu shots ? I just read that American citizens are actually jumping the border into Canada just so they can get a flu shot!!!! Not that I have any problem with Canada . It's just if you're going to go , go for the super hot girls and the more powerful beer ....
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hastwothumbs:
Seriously. I'd be more concerned with getting my ebola vaccine.
darklis:
Can you kick chickens and punch cows? That's usually how it goes. There's a job for you on my farm, but sadly it's only helping me guzzle the moonshine before the "fuzz" gets it! Thanks for your comment! 
I saw a man with THE most magnificent mullet I have ever seen today . Seriously , this was like Joe Dirt times TEN!!!! It was hypnotic . I caught a glance of it out of the corner of my eye and COULDN'T look away . Other people came by and asked what I was looking at , and then THEY too were mesmerized by...
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kaela:
We could start an Anti-Mullet movement. It would be great, and great it would be. I saw a mullet a couple months ago that blew me away, too. His wasn't as long as your aforementioned mullet man, but his was BLEACH BLONDE. The top was like 4 inches long and spiked to no end, and the back was all knotty and wild looking, but it was white. Like snow. My god. What are these people thinking?
I hate mullets almost as much as I hate zombies. Well, not quite, seeing as though there is some sort of crazy zombie outbreak on t.v. everywhere you look these days. Maybe it could be the Anti-Mullet-and-Zombie movement.
I hate mullets almost as much as I hate zombies. Well, not quite, seeing as though there is some sort of crazy zombie outbreak on t.v. everywhere you look these days. Maybe it could be the Anti-Mullet-and-Zombie movement.
Holy poop on a stick!!! Last night just plain ROCKED . The lovely and always dainty Ms.yebutz accompanied me to the Red Elvises show deep in the dark steamy jungles of Pittsburgh . Those crazy russian guys put on a damn fine show , let me tell 'ya . Funny thing was , their opening band was a bunch of black leather jacket wearing...
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destro:
you have to rsvp to me through an email, then kick a donation at the door....
clara:
Oooooh, did she splatter on you?
HOOOOOOO-RAYYYY!!!!!! It's Columbus Day!!!!!! 
I'll bet you'll NEVER hear somebody actually say THAT . You know , I was thinking about this today . COLUMBUS DAY???? I mean seriously . Columbus is just some goofball Italian guy who had a nutty idea about the world being round and Forrest Gumped his way into "discovering" the new world . Or should I say TOOK CREDIT for...
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I'll bet you'll NEVER hear somebody actually say THAT . You know , I was thinking about this today . COLUMBUS DAY???? I mean seriously . Columbus is just some goofball Italian guy who had a nutty idea about the world being round and Forrest Gumped his way into "discovering" the new world . Or should I say TOOK CREDIT for...
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nicolelee:
that was my first trip to Heinz Field too. and to take the ferry over.
our seats were 18 rows back at the 40. hot shit.
i need my jersey for sunday or else i'll die.
our seats were 18 rows back at the 40. hot shit.
i need my jersey for sunday or else i'll die.
aoife:
You can go to declareyourself.com and check info on polling places and absentee ballots. and watch the debate tonight at 9 and see for yourself if you think JK's worth voting for. PA's a VERY important state to win, so please vote.
Back from the SG Pittsburgh all ages dinner spectacular . Good times . We went to a place called Piper's Pub which is kind of an Irish/English bar and restaraunt . I had sheppard's pie . My blood is now 75% beef gravy . ROCK!!! 
I got to meet some new members in Atak , AlienDragon , and CremasterMuscleX . I got to see some...
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I got to meet some new members in Atak , AlienDragon , and CremasterMuscleX . I got to see some...
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nicolelee:
im jealous of everything. 
but look for me on TV. Browns/Stillers. Sunday. i'll BE THERE
but look for me on TV. Browns/Stillers. Sunday. i'll BE THERE
norritt:
yeah shepards pie try shepards double angioplastey
... if that makes any sense... i had veggies
im going to be the first on the chopping block when the veggie people of quarent nebula take over the earth
... if that makes any sense... i had veggies
im going to be the first on the chopping block when the veggie people of quarent nebula take over the earth
In honor of Halloween month...
Has everybody seen the movie Candyman ? It's about the spirit of a murdered man who can come back from the grave to seek revenge on people when they call his name five times while looking in a mirror . He shows up with a big-ass hook and a chest full of bees and just kills the shit out of...
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Has everybody seen the movie Candyman ? It's about the spirit of a murdered man who can come back from the grave to seek revenge on people when they call his name five times while looking in a mirror . He shows up with a big-ass hook and a chest full of bees and just kills the shit out of...
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hastwothumbs:
I did that Candyman thing, too. Only I guess I did it wrong because I channeled Sammy Davis, Jr.
hastwothumbs:
Okay, now I know you've seen the commercial for the Regis Philbin cd by now. What are your thoughts on it?
(Oh, and "futon torpedo" is my new favorite pun.
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(Oh, and "futon torpedo" is my new favorite pun.
)Not to be morbid , but have you ever stopped to think " What would be the COOLEST way to die ? " . I'm not suicidal or depressed or anything , I'm just saying . Everybody's gotta die . So what would be the most memorable and impressive way to go ? Well , the bar has just been raised people . Recently Justin...
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obsidian_:
dammit all the entertaining action filled news events happen after I move....
cherry:
I was thinking about this today. And the results were... see my journal...
Cherry xoxoxo
Cherry xoxoxo
I have Earth shattering news to report . I think that I have stumbled upon a conspiracy of EPIC proportions . A conspiracy so SICK and TWISTED it must have been engineered by SATAN himself or maybe even...MARTHA STEWART . 
A friend of mine and his brother went on a friendly trip to the local nudie bar the other night and were shocked to see...
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A friend of mine and his brother went on a friendly trip to the local nudie bar the other night and were shocked to see...
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destro:
they were filming girls gone wild shit at BASH nightclub in the strip saturday night, i didn't get to go, but according to some of the camers phone images that i was sent, it did get kinda out of hand....
.. so restore your faith, there truly are sluts out in the real world.
.. so restore your faith, there truly are sluts out in the real world.
norritt:
yes virginia, there is no santa claus... bitch
I am working on a theory that I'm going to present to the National Board Of Scientists later this year involving the direct correlation between the purchase of a mini-van and the dramatic decrease of common sense . This hypothesis stems from years of field research on the highways of America by your truly . I strongly believe , and have proof to back this...
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kaela:
*shudder*
I HATE zombies
I HATE zombies
clara:
I blame onboard DVD players and the wide availability of espresso drinks.
I finally got to go out and have some much needed fun last night . I also got to hang out with the always lovely and decidedly un-dainty Ms.yebutz and the husky and also un-dainty Mr. destro . I hadn't gotten to actually see them for quite some time . BIG FUN . I did learn a very important lesson as well . Drinking...
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tiamat:
yucky. jager is yucky. but then again i am not an alcohol tuffy like you 
cherry:
Love to you, Mr Halo. I'm sorry I've been so neglectful of your journal.
I saw some strange people walking around my neighbourhood the other day . I recognized them because they had stopped me on the street before to "spread their word" . They were missionaries . Funny how they always seem to come out more often after a natural disaster to preach about why God destroyed your town or something . 
Now I don't necessarily knock these...
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lillithvain:
Thank you for the lovely comments you left on my set. I really appreciated it and it was very wonderful of you!!!
clara:
Those Clocktower or Watchtower or whatever it is people deliver comic books about god. I'm pretty sure they're all telling me I'm going to hell unless I give them all my money, though.