Okay . Time to get over the boo-hooing . First I'd like to thank everybody for their comments . It's like having my own online support group . Anyway , I'll get over this little funk in time . Now , onward...
I'd like to expose a potetial urban myth . I've heard this story twice from two different people at two different times ....
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I feel like I'm stuck in a rut . The days all seem to run together and it's the same shit EVERY single day . I need some sort of catalyst to set the wheels of change into motion . I just don't know what that catalyst is . Hopefully it will reveal itself soon . I'm getting tired of waiting .
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darklis:
Mead. MEEEAD!! I'm yelling, cause I'm smashed. On MEAD!
(Pirate emoticon, cause there's no viking.)
sadiemae:
who the hell is this?!
dia is beyond gorgeous. and i don't doubt that an eyesore like that could be a prodigious talent in writing. too bad, i wasn't an SG member while she was still active. i just like to looky-loo the archives much too much. thanx for coming by my journal and saying hi!
UGGGGGGH!!!!
I have been working the 9:00pm to 5:00am shift now for three full weeks now , and I think I have officially turned into a vampire . Unfortunately I have NO vampire related super powers . No unkillability ( At least I don't think so . Nobody's tried to kill me within the last three weeks . ) , no ability to turn into...
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I have been working the 9:00pm to 5:00am shift now for three full weeks now , and I think I have officially turned into a vampire . Unfortunately I have NO vampire related super powers . No unkillability ( At least I don't think so . Nobody's tried to kill me within the last three weeks . ) , no ability to turn into...
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hastwothumbs:
I dunno. I'm no expert, either. But, since I also subscribe to the "radiation = superpowers" theory, I thought this was as good a reason as any to explain the transition from monkey to homo habilis.
The article said the explosion occured about 2.8 million years ago and homo habilis is said to have begun 2.2 million years ago. Sure, there's a gap of, what, roughly 400,000 years? But mutations only occur overnight in comics. And the early humans were walking around in soil that was layered with the radiation. I guess that would be kind of like living next to a power plant.
The article said the explosion occured about 2.8 million years ago and homo habilis is said to have begun 2.2 million years ago. Sure, there's a gap of, what, roughly 400,000 years? But mutations only occur overnight in comics. And the early humans were walking around in soil that was layered with the radiation. I guess that would be kind of like living next to a power plant.
tiamat:
aww so does this mean you aren't going to fly through my window and suck my blood tonight?
Went home to see the Mom on Sunday . The visit went well and all , but on the way back we got caught in a SNOW flurry . Nothing major , but it was a fucking SNOW FLURRY!!! I am not ready to deal with winter yet . Can't we postpone it...or just skip it all together???? Why don't we share some of our...
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linz:
maybe every three months or so we should make everyone in hawaii go to minnesota and everyone in minnesota go to hawaii. that would be fair. those lucky warm fuckers.
(australia is warm and sunny)

(australia is warm and sunny)
dusty:
to one TINFOILHALO: your comment on my set oh so many moons ago was greatly appreciated...from a one dusty suicide
I think I must've smoked about four packs of cigarrettes tonight...and I don't smoke . For my fellow 'Burgh folks , I went to Bar 11 on the South Side . For those of yinz who don't know what I'm talking about , Bar 11 is a tiny little bar that reminds me of having a party in somebodys basement . It's got crappy wood...
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aoife:
how funny.
well, you better let in bands from the red states, because i need my Lucero to survive, and they're from Tennessee.
well, you better let in bands from the red states, because i need my Lucero to survive, and they're from Tennessee.
darklis:
It's a greased midget catching contest. Those lil guys are slippery. I think I will propose some kind of a quiz, not sure yet, and of course there's room in Canada for all my pals.
Someone may have to sleep in the tub, tho.
It is a SAD day for America .
I think I'm going to move to Canada . Who's coming with me ?
I think I'm going to move to Canada . Who's coming with me ?
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kaela:
Yea, come to Canada!! We could have snowball fights and drink lots of beer. That's all we do, really. Government? We have a government?
hastwothumbs:
Hey, don't blame me. My state went to Kerry.
although i voted for spider-man...
although i voted for spider-man...
In honor of Halloween , a little spooky story from me to you . It looks long , but it's really only about two pages or so . Enjoy...
THE FINAL MOMENTS OF ARTHUR CULLEN
My name is Arthur Cullen , and this is the second time that Ive died . You would think that I would be comforted by the fact that I already...
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THE FINAL MOMENTS OF ARTHUR CULLEN
My name is Arthur Cullen , and this is the second time that Ive died . You would think that I would be comforted by the fact that I already...
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kaela:
Wow dude. That's a fucked up story.
ericj:
I need to come back with some time and read it.
Hope your Halloween was all sorts of fun, man. 
Okay . Since I don't have anything really planned for Halloween , I've got three options . 1) I could go to a party that's an hour drive away full of mostly people that I don't know , OR 2) I could just go downtown and find a seedy dive bar and hang out with a bunch of drunk people in costumes , OR 3)...
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hastwothumbs:
As long as there are dancing zombies, it'll be a cool night.
Oh, a friend of mine were recently discussing vampires and werewolves and the subject of killing them came up. We couldn't agree about whether or not blowing them up with rocket launcher or grenades or what have you would actually kill them or if they'd still be alive, just in a bunch of pieces. So as the only horror movie expert I know, I'm asking you to settle this.
Oh, a friend of mine were recently discussing vampires and werewolves and the subject of killing them came up. We couldn't agree about whether or not blowing them up with rocket launcher or grenades or what have you would actually kill them or if they'd still be alive, just in a bunch of pieces. So as the only horror movie expert I know, I'm asking you to settle this.
I FINALLY managed to put enough thought and foresight into getting a cool Halloween costume together , and now I might not have anything to do for Halloween .
I thought that I had to work on Devil's Night and Halloween , but I wasn't sure until just about an hour ago . I have BOTH days off and NOTHING to do . How sucky...
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I thought that I had to work on Devil's Night and Halloween , but I wasn't sure until just about an hour ago . I have BOTH days off and NOTHING to do . How sucky...
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obsidian_:
p.s. i have no pitty for you
norritt:
that sucks i was thinking of going to see black tape for a blue girl at the upstage or maybe go to this party in the south side but i only know one person there
I just picked up "Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas" today . Which means that my life will be consumed by it for the next few months . You laugh , but wait until you become addicted to the Boyz In The Hood style action . Stop frontin' beeyotch . You know you down .
I DID have to take a break to watch the...
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kaela:
Hey that package of fun you sent me arrived today. And believe me, I have been waiting. Thanks so much!!!
kaela:
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
I spent ALL day Sunday feeling like I was going to die . Actually I would have welcomed death at that point . You see , Saturday night after work I went out with a friend of Irish descent to an Irish pub . He tells me " It's an Irish pub , you should drink Irish drinks . " So I agreed . We...
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norritt:
you missed me as devo! whip it played from my speaker vest rawk!
darklis:
The Matt Damon puppet murder was the highlight of the film. I found the whole thing hilarious. It's not my husband's humour, and he looked at me like I was nuts. Fuck him, mirthless prick.
This is too fucking crazy to NOT share with everybody....
I just heard on the radio that a school district near Seattle has banned Halloween . Why you ask ? Not because they fear for the safety of their kids going out at night . Not because there's some poison candy scare . They banned Halloween because they feel that it's offensive to real witches...
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I just heard on the radio that a school district near Seattle has banned Halloween . Why you ask ? Not because they fear for the safety of their kids going out at night . Not because there's some poison candy scare . They banned Halloween because they feel that it's offensive to real witches...
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darklis:
Glad I cleared that up for ya.
nic:
Hahahaha. You crazy Americans. you.
*Kabloom!*
-me