Santa didn't bring me the rocket launcher and chainsaw that I asked for on my Christmas list this year . I DID , however , get a cold . Not right , fat man...not right . Next year I'm leaving some special treats for your reindeer chock full of animal laxatives . Enjoy the ride home ya' jolly a-hole . 
Actually , it wasn't a...
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aoife:
actually, Leo's company produced The Aviator and signed Marty as director. Marty was returning the favor from Gangs of NY.
sicily:
who says i'm a hard ass? 
It's about time the rest of the country got with the program . HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!! 
For those of you who DON'T celebrate Festivus...Merry Christmas , Happy Hannukah(sp?) , Joyous Kwaanza(?) , and have enjoyable miscellaneous holidays that I failed to mention .
Oh , and if I don't update by New Years...try to have a happy New Years even WITHOUT Dick Clarke . The Dick...
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For those of you who DON'T celebrate Festivus...Merry Christmas , Happy Hannukah(sp?) , Joyous Kwaanza(?) , and have enjoyable miscellaneous holidays that I failed to mention .
Oh , and if I don't update by New Years...try to have a happy New Years even WITHOUT Dick Clarke . The Dick...
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katya:
thanx for commenting on my set
merry christmas!
merry christmas!
sicily:
some creepy guy who makes home-made dentures
I forgot to tell you guys this magical story from a few weeks ago...
Whilst I was still working on the 9:00pm to 5:30am zombie shift I noticed a peculiar phenomenon on at least two seperate instances . Picture this if you will . You've been doing mind numbing and back breaking work all night , your ally caffeine has all but abandoned you and...
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Whilst I was still working on the 9:00pm to 5:30am zombie shift I noticed a peculiar phenomenon on at least two seperate instances . Picture this if you will . You've been doing mind numbing and back breaking work all night , your ally caffeine has all but abandoned you and...
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kaela:
Merry Christmas buddy!! Talk to you soon!
sicily:
yeah, i think that was santa.
I just watched the Henry Rollins movie critic show on IFC . Sorry , I forgot what the actual name was . It was very cool , if a little unpolished . The show started with Henry going off on a rant about how pissed he was that Bush got re-elected , but how he felt that it was a good thing because so many...
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kaela:
Yes, yes I am. Hurumph.
norritt:
have you heard the william shatner/henry rollins collabo?
you should i think you'd appreciate it
you should i think you'd appreciate it
The entire neighbourhood is COVERED with snow!!!! What a shitty" welcome back" for me . 
Florida was pretty nice . I didn't really DO anything . Just chilled out with the fam . The highlight was when my sister and I donned our Stillers jerseys and went to the local sports bar on Sunday to watch the game . We fully expected to get ,...
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Florida was pretty nice . I didn't really DO anything . Just chilled out with the fam . The highlight was when my sister and I donned our Stillers jerseys and went to the local sports bar on Sunday to watch the game . We fully expected to get ,...
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darklis:
Okay. That Empire strikes back story made me laugh, you win.
linz:
there's this old style diner in LA called Mel's where a bunch of famous people hang out and they have shitty kareoke. i saw kirk hammet from metallica there once and i tried to take a sneaky picture but just ended up with a picture of my friend stuffing a chicken sandwich in her face.
I'm off to sunny Florida for a few days . Goin' to visit the mom . Should be fun . If nothing else , should be WARM .
I'll leave you with a few of my favorite things...
Favorite "Q" word - Quandry : State of perplexity , difficult situation .
Favorite New Album - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Abattoir Blues /...
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I'll leave you with a few of my favorite things...
Favorite "Q" word - Quandry : State of perplexity , difficult situation .
Favorite New Album - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds : Abattoir Blues /...
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yebutz:
Favorite "Q" word - quagmire
Favorite New Album - i don't have a favorite new anything...i have favorite old albums...
Favorite Beer - yucka
Favorite Food That I Ate Today -gingersnap cookie from paddycake bakery in bloomfield
Favorite New Quote - "i like my job about as much as i like taffy. and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy."
Favorite Monkey - the one that does NOT fling poo at me
Favorite Place To Get Punched - side of the neck
Favorite New Video Game - i like fighting games. that's when i get kicked on the side of the neck
Favorite TV Show That I'm Watching Right Now - um, i'm hard at work...thank-you-very-much
Favorite Mollusk - the dumb oysters from the walrus and the carpenter
when you coming home?
-me
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 10:45AM]
Favorite New Album - i don't have a favorite new anything...i have favorite old albums...
Favorite Beer - yucka
Favorite Food That I Ate Today -gingersnap cookie from paddycake bakery in bloomfield
Favorite New Quote - "i like my job about as much as i like taffy. and i'm a man who enjoys his taffy."
Favorite Monkey - the one that does NOT fling poo at me
Favorite Place To Get Punched - side of the neck
Favorite New Video Game - i like fighting games. that's when i get kicked on the side of the neck
Favorite TV Show That I'm Watching Right Now - um, i'm hard at work...thank-you-very-much
Favorite Mollusk - the dumb oysters from the walrus and the carpenter
when you coming home?
-me
[Edited on Dec 13, 2004 10:45AM]
madison:
heres a hot thank you for the comment on my set!!!
To explain my last journal a bit...I am aparently a "Crazy" magnet . Seems like EVERY girl that I wind up trying to have some sort of relationship with has some monumental psychological issues hidden just below the surface . I am far from perfect , but at least I consider myself to be reasonably well adjusted . Some may argue that point , but...
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darklis:
Actually that DID make me laugh. I love your journals. I can almost see that guy with the necktie headband. For the record, I have never been in an abusive relationship, as anyone who has ever even come close to hitting me is buried in my backyard. (My mom included)
I love your journals. I can almost see that guy with the necktie headband. For the record, I have never been in an abusive relationship, as anyone who has ever even come close to hitting me is buried in my backyard. (My mom included)
obsidian_:
wait Pittsburgians like football? I never knew....
Relationships suck . I hereby officially "Give Up " . I'm going to go join a monastery . Maybe if I become a Shaolin monk . I can , at least , enjoy kicking people's asses with my Kung Fu powers instead of enjoying the goodness of the ladies . I declare shenanigans .
NO MORE . I QUIT . I'm going back to my...
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kaela:
Did you have a bad experience?
clara:
Oh, for god's sake. Just stick with the fuckin' already.
I recently witnessed a grave injustice my friends . A recent commercial has sullied the name of one of the truly great leaders of our time . I for one will not merely sit by quietly and let this terrible crime go unchecked .
Yesterday I saw a commercial for what I think was Pepto Bismol . I was so incensed by the travesty that...
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yebutz:
i'll hazard a guess...the rundown???
course you can come along for the ride to michigan, as long as you don't mind my singing real loud and dancing in my seat.
-me
course you can come along for the ride to michigan, as long as you don't mind my singing real loud and dancing in my seat.
-me
hastwothumbs:
Shenanigans!
Shenanigans, I say!
Shenanigans, I say!
ALL BOW TO THE HOLY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWITCH!!!!
TheBlessed Snack Treat will be your salvation .
Why doesn't anybody ever see Bhudda in a stack of waffles , or Ra the Egyptian Sun God in a bowl of oatmeal ? It's ALWAYS Jesus or The Virgin Mary . What...is their public relations agent a lot better than these other deities???? Can't Allah or Mohammed...
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TheBlessed Snack Treat will be your salvation .
Why doesn't anybody ever see Bhudda in a stack of waffles , or Ra the Egyptian Sun God in a bowl of oatmeal ? It's ALWAYS Jesus or The Virgin Mary . What...is their public relations agent a lot better than these other deities???? Can't Allah or Mohammed...
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linz:
have you seen the "brood witch" episode of aqua teen? wow. i attempted to spell "teen" like four times before i got it right. i must need a sandwich.
darklis:
That dog didn't pee on my leg, but he sure peed on my husband's work boots.
Thanks to my favorite SG, Cherry , I was reminded of my old habit of making lame-ass movie trivia contests when I couldn't think of anything worthwhile to say . So lock up your valuables and run for the hills . It is the dramatic return of...
SUPER MOVIE QUOTE CONTEST O' DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play at your own risk . Either impress your fellow nerds with...
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SUPER MOVIE QUOTE CONTEST O' DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play at your own risk . Either impress your fellow nerds with...
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tinfoilhalo:
Don't have time for a full update , so this is all you get . Astrosaurus came out of nowhere and won the thing at the last minute with his TWO correct responses .
The one that nobody got was Riddick from The Chronicles Of Riddick , which is quite a good movie by the way . Anyway , I gots to bounce . More later....
The one that nobody got was Riddick from The Chronicles Of Riddick , which is quite a good movie by the way . Anyway , I gots to bounce . More later....
kaela:
Yea I had no idea. Can you guess this one?
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
Pretty easy. It's the only one I could think of.
Anyway, I got that job. Yay me!! I'm a salary gal now. (Not to be confused with a celery gal. *Shakes fist* I *hate* celery gals.....) I'm pretty happy about it. And that Iron Fist thing? SO gonna be all over that!!! Grrr!
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."
Pretty easy. It's the only one I could think of.
Anyway, I got that job. Yay me!! I'm a salary gal now. (Not to be confused with a celery gal. *Shakes fist* I *hate* celery gals.....) I'm pretty happy about it. And that Iron Fist thing? SO gonna be all over that!!! Grrr!
Does anybody know where my car keys are????
Whoever tells me wins a prize .
Whoever tells me wins a prize .
whitewidow:
That is an awsome profile pic 
I wish I had your keys
Chow
I wish I had your keys
Chow