Despite the fact that I am personally "Grinching" Christmas this year , I understand that many of you actually enjoy this particular holiday . So to all of you I wish you a Merry Christmas . I hope that you all get many good things and catch a wicked eggnog buzz . Enjoy . 
I went back home last night for our annual Festivus party...
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I went back home last night for our annual Festivus party...
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When I have too much time on my hands at work I tend to let my mind slip into a REALLY bizarre place . It is this bizarre place that gives me most of my warped ideas that I share with all of you . Some people have their "Happy Place " , I have my "Bizarre Place" . It's but one of the many...
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hastwothumbs:
I'd start going to the beach every day solely to bet on people getting eaten by sharks.
little_mascara:
The angry mob is growing. But I will add that 3 of us all exclaimed in unison that we are ready to blow our heads off due to hearing Celine Dion belt out some rendition of some song about Jesus at like 4:00 today. This has been one of the longest days of my life!!!
Oh, brilliant idea about the shark detectors. Sorry, I have nothing clever to say. I am mush
Oh, brilliant idea about the shark detectors. Sorry, I have nothing clever to say. I am mush
I usually try to avoid the news because A) it's ALWAYS about something that makes me want to move to a different planet . B) I don't exactly trust the media to be unbiased and completely truthful . So , as a result , I go to "Alternate" news sources . I came upon this interesting little nugget of info . Man pulls truck...with his...
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kaela:
Great "alternate" news site!!
AN ASSISTANT kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle. What the hell kind of guy needs an assistant to kick him in the fucking balls? Yeesh.
And yes. Getting VS underwear is a much better present than those crappy Wal-Mart packaged ones. More sparkly, and well, they're just plain pretty.
Great "alternate" news site!!
AN ASSISTANT kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle. What the hell kind of guy needs an assistant to kick him in the fucking balls? Yeesh.
And yes. Getting VS underwear is a much better present than those crappy Wal-Mart packaged ones. More sparkly, and well, they're just plain pretty.
kaela:
Ahh, you know, I think I remember hearing about that! Well, you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.
I went to see the Peter Jackson remake of King Kong today . 
You know , I have never in my life....NEVER , not even once in all of my life , after all of the movies that I've seen ( And there have been quite a few ) , NEVER...said "You know what would make this movie better...an ice skating gorilla . " I...
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You know , I have never in my life....NEVER , not even once in all of my life , after all of the movies that I've seen ( And there have been quite a few ) , NEVER...said "You know what would make this movie better...an ice skating gorilla . " I...
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little_mascara:
When babe? Now?
Guess what - I don't even have to see King Kong to know that I wholeheartedly agree with you
Guess what - I don't even have to see King Kong to know that I wholeheartedly agree with you
little_mascara:
Woo hoo!! I can't wait- it will be like my very own private comedy show! let's talk about David Cross, and Bob Odenkirk, and Shaun of the Dead, beer, drunken shenanigans, and of course, MST3K, and your love of Cthullu. AWESOME!
Richard Pryor died today , and the world started to suck a little more . Richard Pryor was a truly great and incredibly funny guy . He's up in Heaven making angels piss themselves with laughter now . So if it rains tomorrow...it's angel piss . Here's to you Rich .
Now on to something completely different . Are there any folks out there with...
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Now on to something completely different . Are there any folks out there with...
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little_mascara:
I love the messages you leave me--Punching under the poison ivy hahaha! Classic Tinfoil. Classic! So you want some rock and roll cookies? Deal. I want you to sign on to IM once in a million years! 
Have you ever heard that ri- DIC- uluos xmas song, sung with a Philly accent? They make fun of Philly people- it's amazing.
To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland:
"You can make an ornament out of a beer can.." Ever heard it? I can't remember the rest of the words
VIVA LA FESTIVUS !
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Have you ever heard that ri- DIC- uluos xmas song, sung with a Philly accent? They make fun of Philly people- it's amazing.
To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland:
"You can make an ornament out of a beer can.." Ever heard it? I can't remember the rest of the words
VIVA LA FESTIVUS
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THIS IS MY OFFICIAL "GRINCH" POST...
I really do hate the holiday season for oh so many reasons . Let me count the ways...
1 ) I despise snow . I hate driving when there's snow on the roads because even if I am careful , there is a whole city full of dumb asses out there who think that their S.U.V.'s are snow mobiles...
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I really do hate the holiday season for oh so many reasons . Let me count the ways...
1 ) I despise snow . I hate driving when there's snow on the roads because even if I am careful , there is a whole city full of dumb asses out there who think that their S.U.V.'s are snow mobiles...
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kaela:
Holy Christ, I would if I could!!! You're gettin it pretty bad down there too? Man. It was SO FECKING COLD here yesterday. I think I got frostbite right under my eye. And I was outside for like 5 minutes all day. Urgh. Fucking weird weather lately, hey? I think it has something to do with the hurricanes.
kaela:
I am El Nino. That's Spanish for.... the Nino.
So I'm kind of torn about the new remake of King Kong that Peter Jackson is putting out . The original Kong is my all time favorite movie ever , so I don't want to see it bastardized by modern day Hollywood like so many others have been lately . In fact I can't think of a GOOD remake that has come out lately ....
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little_mascara:
Well, it's all in the way you ask...Plus, I'm a little easy when it comes to shit like that.I'm always showing my undies--never tits though. That was a first.Yay everyone!and thanks for the nice words 
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norritt:
lube has already been done i believe
although it might have been a porno-mirage
...i get those sometimes
although it might have been a porno-mirage
...i get those sometimes
SO...MUCH...TURKEY . Brain functions...slowing . Body...shutting down . Turkey coma...imminent .
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vrulovwrath:
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obsidian_:
at least these turkeys aren't attacking you...
You know what the only thing that's cooler than a skinny white kid singing "Ice , Ice , Baby " by Vanilla Ice at karaoke night is ? A skinny black guy singing "Strokin' " by Clarence Carter . 
Two words...KICK ASS!!!!
Two words...KICK ASS!!!!
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haden:
if you go to a social distortion concert with me and someone wants to pick a fight, i'd step in...as long as it was after the concert. i cant miss mike ness.
but im glad you liked the set.
your profile is hysterical, just the type of personality in a guy that i prefer.
but im glad you liked the set.
your profile is hysterical, just the type of personality in a guy that i prefer.
little_mascara:
boycotting christmas is awesome too! 
I gots a couple of things for 'ya...
Good News / Bad News for me - Good : I got a promotion at work and a meager raise to go with it . Bad : I was no longer allowed to go on my Boston trip that I had planned . I HAVE heard that it has sucked up in Boston though , so maybe...
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Good News / Bad News for me - Good : I got a promotion at work and a meager raise to go with it . Bad : I was no longer allowed to go on my Boston trip that I had planned . I HAVE heard that it has sucked up in Boston though , so maybe...
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kaela:
Hrm, if you could stop this winter business, I'd buy you a monkey. We've already got like 6 or 7 cm of snow. (2 - 2 1/2 inches). And this all came in the last week. We actually got lucky not getting any snow up until now. Usually we get some in September. Crikey. Fucking Canada.
That's shitty about your back. Back pain has got to be the worst pain. (well aside from other pain that hurts more, I guess.) No fun, mang. Hope it gets better soon!
That's shitty about your back. Back pain has got to be the worst pain. (well aside from other pain that hurts more, I guess.) No fun, mang. Hope it gets better soon!
norritt:
i think im going to stop winter by exploding the sun wanna help?
i was in ikea last week ... it's still there
i was in ikea last week ... it's still there
I am introducing a new segment in TinfoilHalo's Journal O' Doom . Here's the idea behind it...You ALWAYS hear about these "Unsung Heroes" . You know , people who do heroic things and take little or no credit for it . You NEVER hear of "Unsung Villains" . It's just as hard to do evil things in this big crazy world as it is to...
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pariah:
Thanks for the comment on my set.
And yes, more sets to come, hopefully
And yes, more sets to come, hopefully
I just tried to comply with this bullshit "Tagging" trend that is sweeping the site as of late , and the goddamn computer timed out and took my whole entry with it . So...tough shit . If you want to know any useless information about me , just ask . 
I'm gearing up to go to Boston for three weeks come Nov. 9th . Anybody...
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I'm gearing up to go to Boston for three weeks come Nov. 9th . Anybody...
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vrulovwrath:
I want to know useles information about you
I hate summer. I want the sun to faid away and eternal cold to reach our world
I hate summer. I want the sun to faid away and eternal cold to reach our world
annalee:
Thank you! ...and good plan!
I hate christmas. Their lame. Lets destroy christmas