tinfoilhalo

wha? an atypical somber entree im all cryee now i wanted jokes an shtuff... ah well buck up kid! life sucks but then you get to die and torture people hey you like lovecraft? maybe you can think of a better intro for my new comic!

not a wife-beater, poopiehead...it's a vest-type thingy. jeez.

was this "SHAKERS" you went to?

yeah i was gonna ask destros ?
eh now i got nothing to say.....
um purple monkey dishwasher

eh im leaving my place too in the summer was planning on moving west but if i end up sticking around frsome reason i could use a better roomey

I'll adopt you. We gets lots of snow that stays for most of the year, but that also means that they know how to remove it. Hehe. Nah, I wouldn't make anybody move up here. I wouldn't wish this place on my worst enemy. Meh.

We used to live in an apartment that was full of people from Africa, as the town we lived in had a huge meat packing plant that advertised there. Our landlord called our building "Little Sudan". I called the cops so many times cuz our neighbors were the exact same, except it wasn't just one group. The whole fucking building was having a party all the time. Damn, did it suck. Was really, really happy to get outta that shithole.

Now we live in our own house in a brand new neighborhood. There used to be empty houses all around us, but people have been buying them up like crazy the last couple months. Well, the other day I was sitting here on the computer, and Herc starts going nuts. Then the doorbell rings. I was just in the middle of an exciting game of Collapse, so I tried to finish it before I got the door. Then the doorbell starts ringing over and over...someone was just laying on that thing. I'm like uh, ok... So I go see who it is, and this little kid has his grimy face all pressed up to the window next to the door and is waving at my dog. I go open the door, and this kid walks right in and closes the door. He's like "Your dog is cool!!" and starts trying to pet Herc. I was holding him, and he was just rigid and barking and growling, and his mohawk was STRAIGHT up. He asked if Herc would bite and I was like, "Well, yea, if you keep trying to pet him like that..." So this kid's just yapping away, and I was like "Is there something I can do for you?" As in, why the hell are you in my house you little freak? He's like "My mom and dad said I could come over and stya for a while!" So he takes his boots off and walks right up the stairs to the living room. What the hell? So I was getting kinda pissed cuz he just walks right into my house and expects to stay for a chat or somehting, so I told him to go home, which I found out was right next door. He leaves, then 5 minutes later is ringing the doorbell again. I go and answer it, and he pushes the door open, takes his boots off and does the same thing. He says "My mom said I could stay!" I was like "Listen, child, get out of my house! You don't just come walking into a stranger's house and want to stay! Go home!" Little focker. I don't know what the hell kind of person lets their kid go to some strange person's house all by themselves, but man. I hope his parents aren't like that. I hate people like that. Grrr. It wa sjust such an odd experience. I've never had anything like that happen to me before. Weird.

You are evil.

Hilarious. But still evil.

i declare today the day of the elvi...happy elvi day to you!
-me

I blame Valentine's Day.

I don't know. I just don't know.

Heh, I did yer little survey thingy. It's in my journal..

So, the price of tea in China, hey? Damn skippy!

I used to drink tequila all the time, and I was ok, but one night I had like half a 2-6 in about an hour and paid quite dearly for it. That was 3 years ago, and I am just now starting to be able to drink it again. I mean, I guess I can't drink it that well yet, but I can hold down a few shots....

How's the pile going? Have we had a "JENGA!!!" yet? I'm in suspense... how big will it get?!?!?!

Back from the dead, back from the dead. Things are ok. Crazy as usual.

Have more eggs.