So I went out to the bike trail for the first time since last year . Man...my freakin' legs are KILLING me!!!!! Why is trying to be healthy so HARD ???? Why can't science just come up with a handy dandy little pill that I can take that counteracts all of the terrible things that I eat and drink ? I mean , COME ON...
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I had to go back to my home town for the weekend for a funeral . When I was growing up and that place was all that I knew it seemed so huge . Now I go back and realize just how small it really is . I saw almost as many people on horses as I did in cars . No bullshit . 
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nic:
I am always plotting something.
linz:
you want me to just now start pretending you're around buying me drinks? too late for that, chap.
I just had a random thought that I'd like to share with you .
How long have bra's been called bra's or brassieres ( I don't even know how to spell the damn word it's so old . ) . I'm thinking that knew terminology is in order . Would anybody be against calling them "Breast Dispensors" ? It sounds more high-tech and 2005-ish ,...
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How long have bra's been called bra's or brassieres ( I don't even know how to spell the damn word it's so old .
) . I'm thinking that knew terminology is in order . Would anybody be against calling them "Breast Dispensors" ? It sounds more high-tech and 2005-ish ,... Read More
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yebutz:
20 days
twenty
2*10
480 hours
and counting...
-me
twenty
2*10
480 hours
and counting...
-me
conxuela:
i prefer "breasticulators"
Oh well , I guess my last journal is now obsolete as the Pope has passed . Now at least we can see Pope services all over the world instead of that creepy-ass death watch . 
As of yet , I haven't received word from Vatican City that J.P. II left me his Pope hat , so I gues s I know what to ask...
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As of yet , I haven't received word from Vatican City that J.P. II left me his Pope hat , so I gues s I know what to ask...
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she has crohns disease and is a poop factory.
darklis:
I hope I spawn a child that looks like that. 
NyQuil popsicles ahoy!
NyQuil popsicles ahoy!
Okay , I went and hung out with some friends tonight . We watched "The Grudge" , which is pretty damn scary and not a half bad movie amazingly enough , and ate pizza . Oddly enough we got onto a discussion about the Pope and his failing health . My friend brought up a really good point . The Pope is arguably the most...
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vrulovwrath:
He just died 
The AntiChrist is among us , and he's NOTHING like we expected!!!!! 
CLICK HERE to see the most EVIL pet in the world!!!!
Man...the Devil's just not even trying anymore is he ? Do you really think The Prince Of Darkness is like " I shall show these pathetic mortals that my evil is ALL POWERFUL...with a TURTLE!!!!!! MWAH,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!"
Why do people ALWAYS insist that...
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CLICK HERE to see the most EVIL pet in the world!!!!
Man...the Devil's just not even trying anymore is he ? Do you really think The Prince Of Darkness is like " I shall show these pathetic mortals that my evil is ALL POWERFUL...with a TURTLE!!!!!! MWAH,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!"
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vrulovwrath:
Hehe I agree to all that you say 
And your pic is very impresive by the way
And why is it always SATAN and its never about an other demon? As if everybody in this world has seen Satan and knows exactly how he/she/it (whatever it is) looks like. It could be an other demon for example
And your pic is very impresive by the way
And why is it always SATAN and its never about an other demon? As if everybody in this world has seen Satan and knows exactly how he/she/it (whatever it is) looks like. It could be an other demon for example
hastwothumbs:
I bet he chose a turtle because turtles are the only animal with known potential for martial arts.
There's nothing like the misfortune of others to make your life seem less crappy . Nothing but A GAME based on the misfortunes of others!!!! Give this a whirl , kids .
Escape from Neverland!!!!!
Everybody can play...EXCEPT NicoleLee. 'Cause she'll get upset at me for picking on her buddy .
Escape from Neverland!!!!!
Everybody can play...EXCEPT NicoleLee. 'Cause she'll get upset at me for picking on her buddy .
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cherry:
If only everyone were as smart as you (-;
But you know, I don't have enough friendship for everyone so... I'm kind of glad they're not all like you !
That game is superrad.
Cherry xoxox
But you know, I don't have enough friendship for everyone so... I'm kind of glad they're not all like you !
That game is superrad.
Cherry xoxox
clara:
Oh god. That was horrible and delightful.
Guilt = $$$$$$ . An age-old tradition . So why should churches , charities , and homeless people get all the cash ? "Because they NEED it " is NOT a good enough answer . Check out this enterprising young scamster and his attempt to make cash through tugging at your heartstrings . BRILLIANT!!!!
SAVE TOBY!!!!!
SAVE TOBY!!!!!
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cherry:
Oh guilt money. Awesome. You rock Mister. But I'm always telling you that.
Ok, not so much lately. But I did once upon a time...
I added a discription to the photo, by the way.
Cherry xoxox
Ok, not so much lately. But I did once upon a time...
I added a discription to the photo, by the way.
Cherry xoxox
kaela:
So how much did you contribute?
I celebrated St. Patty's day by going to a Mexican Restaraunt ( Mad Mex ) and drinking Belgian beer ( Hoegaarten ) . I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO not Irish .
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conxuela:
haha, WHITEY.
darklis:
A clown suit and green jello?
Amateur.
Amateur.
I just finished watching "The 100 Scariest Movie Moments" on Bravo . Most of their moments were pretty good . The demonic little Excorsist girl spinning her head around. The shark eating the skinny dipper in Jaws . I'll even buy the shriveled corpse guy from Seven coming alive when the cop is examining him . What I REFUSE to accept is THE FLYING MONKEYS...
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linz:
yeah, uhm... not so frightening. the first time i watched the exorcist and she was thrashing around like a maniac on the bed for a while, i was like, "no biggie" but when her eyes rolled back and she started growling this hot jolt of fear shot right through me. it TERRIFIED me! i had nightmares for AGES after that. it's one of my favorite movies of all time. too bad not a single good "excorsist" movie has been made since.
nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set! I dunno, I have shot a couple of sets I'd rather weren't up for everyone to see. The Boxing one, for example, is ropey as fuck.
I have a really badass one in the pipeline...
I have a really badass one in the pipeline...
I think I have found my true calling . I'm going to start a martial arts dojo in which I will instruct people in a form of martial arts that I have created . It is a powerful fighting style that I have adapted from the teachings of the three human beings who were not only able to deal out swift and crippling attacks to...
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darklis:
When you said "Germans just look for reasons to start wars" I spit out my orange juice laughing.
I really needed that. Thanks.
I really needed that. Thanks.
kaela:
Amen.
Yeah . Things are a little better . At least my tax refund check showed up , so I'm not AS broke . I think I just have cabin fever ( NO . Not like in the movie Cabin Fever 
) . I need warm weather and snow free roads . Then things will be good .
As promised , I refuse to be whiny...
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) . I need warm weather and snow free roads . Then things will be good .
As promised , I refuse to be whiny...
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kaela:
JESUS : "..." CAP : "You can forgive me for not hiring you , can't you ? " JESUS : " I pretty much HAVE to . "
HA! HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was pretty kick ass, dude.
So, sorry I haven't been around lately. Been kinda busy seeing as how I am down to only one employee now. Hehe.
Anyway, keep on keepin' on mang. Talk to ya soon.
HA! HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was pretty kick ass, dude.
So, sorry I haven't been around lately. Been kinda busy seeing as how I am down to only one employee now.
Hehe.
Anyway, keep on keepin' on mang. Talk to ya soon.
Alcohol - you my only friend.
xoxo me