Any of my Canuckian friends out there live near Windsor ? I am supposedly going to be up there on or around Friday or Saturday for my friend's bachelor party . I have never been to Canada , so I have absolutely NO idea what's gonna' happen . Apparently "STUFF " will happen . 
On a completely unrelated topic...I was thinking the other day...
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Usually at my place of employment NOTHING ever happens . It's boring as hell . All of a sudden today I have TWO funny stories that happened to me . Here goes...
Okay , now the building where I work used to be this big honkin' department store . There's an upstairs to it which used to be their office area . We only use...
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Okay , now the building where I work used to be this big honkin' department store . There's an upstairs to it which used to be their office area . We only use...
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kaela:
Hey, somebody get this guy a red cap and a
Speedo!
You shouldn'ta fessed up and said you was lying. It was a pretty sweet tale. I thought you could have done all that!!
Speedo!
You shouldn'ta fessed up and said you was lying. It was a pretty sweet tale. I thought you could have done all that!!
destro:
i decided i couldn't bring myself to pay money to see it. i'm waiting till someone either offers to take me, it comes to the drive in that only costs 4 bucks, or just wait to get the DVD for christmas.
i've made Lucas rich enough as it is.
i've made Lucas rich enough as it is.
A couple of random things for yinz...
1 ) I can't begin to tell you how overjoyed I am that Family Guy is back on the air . Funniest show EVER .
2 ) I had a relapse and my fucking cold came back . I stopped at the grocery store after work to get some cold pills , and got Tylenol Cold ( With...
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1 ) I can't begin to tell you how overjoyed I am that Family Guy is back on the air . Funniest show EVER .
2 ) I had a relapse and my fucking cold came back . I stopped at the grocery store after work to get some cold pills , and got Tylenol Cold ( With...
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yebutz:
who's this Elainael character? you gotta stalker? you need me to take care of them for you? *laces fingers and bends them backwards, cracking every one *
-me
-me
kaela:
Hehe lots of comments today! So what's new, what's shakin? I haven't been able to spend any sort of time on the computer lately, as all my staff quit (THANK GOD!), so I have been working more than I've been home. Catch me up. Catch any zombies lately? I thought I saw one walking down the alley the other day, but it turns out it was just a dumpster. I think I'm starting to see them everywhere....
Talk to ya later, G.
Talk to ya later, G.
So I'm on my way downtown to meet one of my friend's for happy hour . All of a sudden I'm sitting in a friggin' traffic jam for about a half hour . Why ? Because there was a car accident on the parkway . There's ALWAYS an accident on the damn parkway . Seriously , EVERY day . It's only a matter of "when"...
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mercurius_viv:
i'd vote for you, hands down.
hastwothumbs:
But what will you do for the average Joe like me who LIKES people dying in car accidents?
To explain my last journal...I couldn't think of anything to say , so I just busted out a Beastie Boys line . I'm actually not all that ill . 
Tomorrow night I might be a lot more ill . I'm going out for one of my friend's birthday , and we're travelling deep into redneck country for some drunken shenanigans . While in redneck country......
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Tomorrow night I might be a lot more ill . I'm going out for one of my friend's birthday , and we're travelling deep into redneck country for some drunken shenanigans . While in redneck country......
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vrulovwrath:
Its gona be grate as I see. Youre lucky. Have a blast 
annalee:
Thanks! I celebrated so well the night before that a couldnt drink a drop on the actual night! haha 
"I'm the illest motherfucker from here to Gardenia"...word .
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yebutz:
gardenia what??
avenue?
drive??
street???
i don't get it.
is it some sort of apartment or condo complex? subsidized living???
please explain yourself.
-me
avenue?
drive??
street???
i don't get it.
is it some sort of apartment or condo complex? subsidized living???
please explain yourself.
-me
vrulovwrath:
Where's Gardenia? 
Did you ever have one of those days that is just SO horrendously bad that you , at some point , just realize you're fucked and sit back and enjoy the ensuing chaos ? Yeah , that happened to me today . Nothing MAJORLY bad , just a really terrible day at work . I went through all of the stages of grief by about...
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mercurius_viv:
oh yeah, definitely had one of those days.
mercurius_viv:
oh yeah, definitely had one of those days.
It's all yebutz's fault .
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you talk to me a lot?
5. Am I fun to talk to?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that...
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you talk to me a lot?
5. Am I fun to talk to?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that...
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norritt:
1. Who are you? chess piece face
2. Are we friends? well wishers
3. When and how did we meet? through midgets
4. Do you talk to me a lot? does pseudo reality count?
5. Am I fun to talk to? if talking to a narcoleptic hippo is fun then yes
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. tinfoilhalo... wait cellophane halo because it was itchy
7. Describe me in one word. swedish
8. What was your first impression? you dont appear to control lightning
9. Do you still think that way about me now? yes
10. What reminds you of me? lawn gnomes
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? the annual rain fall of the amazon basin
12. How well do you know me? only as much as the night vision googles allow me to see
13. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? sherpa god parents
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
im a luchador
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
2. Are we friends? well wishers
3. When and how did we meet? through midgets
4. Do you talk to me a lot? does pseudo reality count?
5. Am I fun to talk to? if talking to a narcoleptic hippo is fun then yes
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. tinfoilhalo... wait cellophane halo because it was itchy
7. Describe me in one word. swedish
8. What was your first impression? you dont appear to control lightning
9. Do you still think that way about me now? yes
10. What reminds you of me? lawn gnomes
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? the annual rain fall of the amazon basin
12. How well do you know me? only as much as the night vision googles allow me to see
13. Whats one thing that we had and was only ours? sherpa god parents
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
im a luchador
15. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
darklis:
I have an itchy foot.
Hmmmmm... weird things have happened over the last few days . Well , weird may not be the exact word , but definitely out of the ordinary . First thing was , on Thursday , I went to see Red Elvises . They were spectacular as always . But it was what happened before the concert that was a little peculiar . I went to...
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vrulovwrath:
What hapened with those 3 girls after all? I hope you have the same good luck everytime you go out
norritt:
3 girls? i didn't bring enough chloroform
eh missed elvises *kicks dead grandma*
eh missed elvises *kicks dead grandma*
I was watching " The Empire Strikes Back " on TV and they showed the new trailer for "Revenge Of The Sith " . I kinda' feel the same way about this movie as I'd feel if I bumped into an ex on the street . I'd comment on how great they look . They make some hollow promises about "We used to have so...
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kaela:
Hey stranger! Long time no see! How's things been going? Well, I just thought I'd pop over and say hey. So, Hey.
Hey stranger! Long time no see! How's things been going? Well, I just thought I'd pop over and say hey. So, Hey.
mercurius_viv:
i am the 80s metal chick.
When I first heard who was nominated as the new Pope , I wasn't paying very close attention to the guy's last name . They said Ratzinger , but I heard Ratzenberger . I was like , "They nominated Cliff Claven from Cheers ? " What the hell????? All hail Pope Cliffy!!!!! Then I heard his REAL name and felt a little foolish . Last...
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nicolelee:
i thought that "Benedict" sounded too... strict, if you will.
out come the uniforms, Sister Mary.
the 28th? naw... unfortunately i'lll be trapped in Ohio.
out come the uniforms, Sister Mary.
the 28th? naw... unfortunately i'lll be trapped in Ohio.
summer:
Thankyou for your comment on my set 
I just saw the funniest thing EVER . I saw a dude wearing a black leather biker jacket and a tough looking black motorcycle helmet...riding a scooter . I'm not sure why it was so funny , but trust me , it WAS .
Hey!!!! We got a former Nazi for the Pope . That oughtta' go well .
Hey!!!! We got a former Nazi for the Pope . That oughtta' go well .
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clara:
Re: your offer
See my counter offer.
See my counter offer.
yebutz:
don't be that guy...
it's 1940-something, you live in germany, you're a kid. here are your choices:
be a hitler youth
or go visit the funny smelling 'camp' down the street.
you choose.
7 days.
yippie.
-me
it's 1940-something, you live in germany, you're a kid. here are your choices:
be a hitler youth
or go visit the funny smelling 'camp' down the street.
you choose.
7 days.
yippie.
-me
drink to that!