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"YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A RED-CROSS AMBULANCE!!! OOOOH! AAHHH!"

Fuck me. Im tired like a hooker on New Year's Eve. Worked 11 hours today since i played hooky yesterday. God I hate my job. I'm fucking hungry too. I'm whining like a bitch.....and you love it.

Basketball started yesterday! Woo hoo! Yeah I know, how very "un-suicide girl" of me to be cheering for the...
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freaky_tiki:
yeah...I guess you are still cool
likittysplit:
tee heee he....
WEIRDO!!
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So i played hooky today from work. Didnt quite get enough sleep (1.5 hours) due to the usual late night hijinks of the cute sort. What was my excuse for calling in you may ask?

"I ate raw oysters last night and got really sick. I think Ive got food poisoning..."

Oh yes! My ultimate lying skills prevail once again!

So i slept in till...
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jasiri:
you are crackin' me up!!! LOL!!!! hee hee... i've got to remember that excuse for the future...and as for where i went...well...like i wrote in my journal, i was trying to stay off the bloody computer...so i thought that if i made myself incognito then i wouldn't be typing the hours away...well, that lasted all of two days...but oh well, hee hee...who needs self constraint anyway??? as for you...i am happy that you have found someone to stay up late with...sigh....it's nice to have an excuse to skip, isn't it wink take care cutie...and WOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!! halloween is right around the bend!!! biggrin
maelwys:
Ive so got to do a bunk, Im knackered and cant last til the weekend. I was up at 6 this morning and feel moolered. The excuse is a good un, gotta remember that one. Damn, with Man U youve got some good singalongs, me and mine have knees up mother brown and Im forever blowing bubbles. And blowing bubbles sounds like a Michael Jackson meets chimp sex video.
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Hey look...It's me!
Yup, finally got around to getting a pic of myself on here. I've been meaning to for awhile now but I hate taking pictures cause I always think I look like shit. Hope you dig it.

Ive got that feeling in my belly that makes me excited all about her. Ive got that yearning feeling once again that I couldnt quite remember....
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maelwys:
I too hate having my photo taken. Which is why I use that photo of Monkey as a cunning disguise.
maelwys:
And not a word about Everton either biggrin
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i hate orange juice with pulp in it. i dont know how that slipped my mind...

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last night got trashed. passed out packing a bowl on my couch. I guess i had a good birthday after all

listening to the dan the automator cd and drinking again. i dont think I have a drinking problem or that my problem is drinking. I just need to lay low and get wasted for a few days in a month, you know? i take...
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maelwys:
I missed all the footie today during my wanderhar. Had to catch up with it on teletext which aint the same. At the Gates are class, pity. Dont listen to that sort of thing myself that much nowadays, my girlfriend does and has half inched my old napalm/obituary/deacide (and so on) cds. Ive been listening to Maiden mostly the last few weeks, seventh son.... as to the combine harvester crew, we'll see. Im a pessimist, but I
maelwys:
be in a pub so I can drown any sorrows cropping up. Im langered and screwed up the post. bugger
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! WOO-HOOO!!!!!

Super thanks to everyone who left the love in typed-written form! The ale was pouring tonite! Too much Snakebite! End it all with a bottle of champagne and the Descendents Live at the most loudest of levels. Everyone at work forgot my birthday and I didnt get any cake, but fuck it..i dont want cake! I want money..and that '80's...
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randomdent:
Happy Birthday!
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Shit. Its my birthday tommorrow and Im going to be classified as "...in his late twenties" instead of "..in his early twenties". I mean it isnt such a big deal, but where did my youth go? No I'm serious. It just seems like I didnt get enough drugs and violence in my life. Maybe thats a good thing hahahaha

Im not doing shit tommorrow, being...
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indie:
THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISH!

I will be sure to say Happye Birthday tomorrow!

oh just in case

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
indie:
Oh wait how dumb am I... your birthday is today.. .I got confused and thought it was on the 26th.

Well....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Throatneedle!!!!
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I know it's been awhile since this album came out, but the new Flaming Lips record is so amazing I felt like I needed to talk about it on my soft-porn-site journal! I never really gave them much of a chance and considered them a trite band, although I did like that "She Don't use Jelly.." song of theirs awhiles back.... but then again, who...
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likittysplit:
hiya...... i need cheeze-its.............. and hunny i always mistype and misspell.... get use to it.....!!!!!
.... mwah!!
likittysplit:
wink
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fuck me is all i can say...

To off-set the fact that I made $125 dollars yesterday betting on football, drama and bullshit happened to me this afternoon. Maybe it's God's/Jesus's/Mr. Higher-Being's punishment for gambling on the sabbath. Well you know what...FUCK YOUUUU!!!!! How ironic that I've got my mp3's on random and Wilco's "Jesus etc" is on. It's just not my day...

Work was...
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likittysplit:
oooooooo yuko hun.... i'm sorry really i am.... and the phone thing relax its great....!!!! and i love that you laugh as much as you do....
likittysplit:
g*night south florida....
xo
likitty...
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so I've got...

$50 on the Bills getting 4 1/2
$25 on the Saints giving 3
and $50 on the Jets giving 3

yeah i know..how very un "punk-rock" of me to be betting on football but I dont give a shit. This is my journal bitch! haha

Last night made me feel great. I had lots of fun both on the phone and after....
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likittysplit:
yes i agree ....... parts of last night made me feel great as well..... the show was good...the pre party three way phone call.......actually the show was great ..... i took pictures....... i'm randomly sending them to EVERYONE on the ENTIRE internet.... ha.... sorry though, other parts of last night seemed to destroy the last part of spunk left ....i know this crap inside will go away.... it is just some life growth thing i am sure i will be a beter person once i have finished... that is how other dump times have always worked in my life... i just last night had some very weird encounters with people who always make me feel unsure of where life is going or where it has been.....i don't know if this all makes sense.... but if it makes you feel better your post helped..... and if it will make you smile i was being a silly fool screamin craziness all night*SGFL-A*..... real floridians remember the a....... hahaha... ok so i am smiling now...
xoxo~likitty...
freaky_tiki:
three way was great...sorry we didn't call you back later. Things got kinda wild last night. Not at all what we expected. But we survived...give us a call xoxoxo
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Woohoo! No more work till Monday!
That means I'm getting trashed tonite and staying up till 8AM!

Drink drink drink, smoke smoke smoke, foot ball football football, rock rock rock, dance dance dance, drink drink drink, laugh laugh laugh, break stuff break stuff break stuff!!

oh yeah and I rented Made, Deconstructing Harry, Bottle Rocketa nd Mean Machine. Lets see how good Mean Machine and...
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likittysplit:
should have gotten that oil change hun............
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I'm tired..and I have to work tommorrow. I think I'm getting that stupid cold again

What the fuck

I feel like driving to Orlando and fucking shit up and getting trashed with the girls.

Why is my car an old beat-up '90 Ford Tempo?! Why is my car so cool? hahahahaa..ehhhh *plop*
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likittysplit:
ok there was supposed to be a coma between fuck and you...... ok lets try this again FUCK,......... you and everybody else has come down with this freaking germ .....i don't want the damn thing ooo .....SGCOLD....
could we just make it a shirt and give it a beer... oooooo it was funny in my head..... of course there is wine in my head as well......... g'night
xo~
likitty...
freaky_tiki:
Oh no...I must have accidently passed you the bug! So sorry! ha ha I mentally projected this flu to everyone on SG! Part of my master plan to keep you all at home tied to your computers. Thinking of heading up here huh? WOO HOO!! We'll have our own SGFL party! Hell if the west coast can do it so can we! xoxoxo