Man, you're a high maintainance drunk. I hope you never drink when there isn't people around to carry you around or to tell you to quit scaring white people.
My mid-section looks like it's melting in that picture.
Uh... Heh, I'm not sure i'm ready for the anal sex, but that will go down in history as the comment that made me laugh until green tea came out of my nose.
instant? are you insane? and screw that Starbucks bollocks too, theres gotta be a thousand real barrista's in NYC.
i remember having a fantastic coffee in Soho somewhere,i think they even roasted the beans right there in the shop