FUCKING RIGHT!
"Paul Scholes! Scores goals! He scores goals! Paul Scholes, Paul Scholes..."
2-0 over Arsenal and 3 points from the top of the table.
Fuck off Gooner twats!
Speaking of twat, last night was yet another interesting night of borderline fights and getting kicked out of the bar madness. Nick ended up hitting on this Jockboy's girlfriend and nearly getting his face bashed in...
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"Paul Scholes! Scores goals! He scores goals! Paul Scholes, Paul Scholes..."
2-0 over Arsenal and 3 points from the top of the table.
Fuck off Gooner twats!
Speaking of twat, last night was yet another interesting night of borderline fights and getting kicked out of the bar madness. Nick ended up hitting on this Jockboy's girlfriend and nearly getting his face bashed in...
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nudwig:
aah shit, this makes me miss my old friends.
joyrider:
an ex of mine was real big on queen's park rangers. it made for a laugh.
It's been a bloody stupid day...don't leave the light on baby. I'll see you sometime maybe...
Watching "King of New York" with the boys last night was sublime. I think Tim fucked up my insinkerator when he made spaghetti with butter and oregano during one of his typical stoned/munchies activities, but it's all good..yeahhhhh... RESPECT!
Going out with the boys tonight! Bring da Muthaphuckin Rawkus!...
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Watching "King of New York" with the boys last night was sublime. I think Tim fucked up my insinkerator when he made spaghetti with butter and oregano during one of his typical stoned/munchies activities, but it's all good..yeahhhhh... RESPECT!
Going out with the boys tonight! Bring da Muthaphuckin Rawkus!...
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maelwys:
A nice 2-0 win for your lot 
jovanka:
Yeah Leboswki, ve'll cut off your johnson Lebowski...
I almost ran over 3 old people today on the way home from work. You see, it was raining and their Blue-Blockers don't work when it rains.
Fuck Boca.
My contacts ran out and now I'm stuck wearing glasses till I get paid again come the 15th. My eyes needed the rest. Now I look like a Japanese reporter.
I feel like chicken tonite!
I'm...
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Fuck Boca.
My contacts ran out and now I'm stuck wearing glasses till I get paid again come the 15th. My eyes needed the rest. Now I look like a Japanese reporter.
I feel like chicken tonite!
I'm...
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mtlqueen:
3 - is the magic number
No more no less
It's the magic number
Now you got me all in a 1989 styleeeeeee, check out what i'm listening to on my journal....
you da best.
No more no less
It's the magic number
Now you got me all in a 1989 styleeeeeee, check out what i'm listening to on my journal....
you da best.
girlcatx:
*gasp* your glasses look like my new glasses!
i would love a mix. but i woudn't listen to it till i'm home.
and you are right, if i read your meaning. they should totally bring back "cop rock".
i would love a mix. but i woudn't listen to it till i'm home.
and you are right, if i read your meaning. they should totally bring back "cop rock".
The doo-rag is a kitchen wash-cloth.
The Nightmare Before XMas Jack mosiac was a gift to the ex I bought at the Disney store on her birthday. It hides a huge dent from a round candle that she threw against the wall in anger cause she came over while I was hanging with her best friend. We werent doing anything, but she was drunk. We...
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The Nightmare Before XMas Jack mosiac was a gift to the ex I bought at the Disney store on her birthday. It hides a huge dent from a round candle that she threw against the wall in anger cause she came over while I was hanging with her best friend. We werent doing anything, but she was drunk. We...
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mtlqueen:
i ain't goin' out like that, ain't goin' out like that (SHE ain't goin' aaaaaout!!)
yeah, so i had a little crush and i got crushed. big deal. i'm bouncing back already! i had three erotic thoughts already this morning, and two of them were NOT about redskull. its just a crush goddamn it, i'm fucking married!!!!! (actually, that was the scariest part, because it's the first real crush i've had since i met my husband five years ago, only been married a year tho) you ever had a crush when you been in a relationship way?
yeah, so i had a little crush and i got crushed. big deal. i'm bouncing back already! i had three erotic thoughts already this morning, and two of them were NOT about redskull. its just a crush goddamn it, i'm fucking married!!!!! (actually, that was the scariest part, because it's the first real crush i've had since i met my husband five years ago, only been married a year tho) you ever had a crush when you been in a relationship way?
earplug6947:
ONE CLASS ACT
also: this interview is not about me (said in christopher walken voice)
also: this interview is not about me (said in christopher walken voice)
I hate to say it, but I've been really depressed lately. Oh yeah, so emo, so tragic...fucking loser right? Nah, it's called lonliness. Sure, I have my friends and my pot and my beer and my cat, but I miss special times, the times you spend with those you esteem and love. Meaningful "inside joke while kissing and holding hands" type of times. I put...
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kamikazepilotgea:
i like your mask better than my hat
earplug6947:
you wants a grandaddy b-sides cd?
also, lou reed-me!
also, lou reed-me!
Lou Reed is severly depressing me. I don't know why I'm listening to "Berlin" after running 3 miles. I'm a fucking idiot..*fast-forwards to "Caroline Says Pt. 2"*
"Caroline Says..as she gets up from the floor...you can hit me all you want but...I don't love you anymore..."
Priceless.
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"Caroline Says..as she gets up from the floor...you can hit me all you want but...I don't love you anymore..."
Priceless.
So I got offered a raise. 80 cents. Fucking bullshit if you ask me. I must keep on...
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maelwys:
half a handjob, hahaha Have you hear any of VOD other stuff? I kept meaning to get around to it but never did
Have you hear any of VOD other stuff? I kept meaning to get around to it but never did
jovanka:
Yeah and the outtakes of Mugatu dressed as the little boy. My husjob is constantly quoting that.."I'm just a regular kid...do you collect comic books?" You gotta shrug your shoulders and raise your hands flat on either side of you face when you quote that one...
Infact, I think I am going to have to watch Zoolander AGAIN tonight....
BTW, we rented HOW HIGH last weekend and watched it twice..its really good too. "What? I failed women's studies? But I LOVE bitches!!"
Infact, I think I am going to have to watch Zoolander AGAIN tonight....
BTW, we rented HOW HIGH last weekend and watched it twice..its really good too. "What? I failed women's studies? But I LOVE bitches!!"
Woo hoo! Diego Forlan saves the day and shits on the Scousers! Manchester United 2 Liverpool 1 ! Fucking car stereo thieves are all fucking crying by the Merseyside tonight!
On another note, today is Football Sunday so I must go and take a shower and buy a 12-pack of Amstel Light to help me root for my Giants and Jets! Fuck all you who...
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On another note, today is Football Sunday so I must go and take a shower and buy a 12-pack of Amstel Light to help me root for my Giants and Jets! Fuck all you who...
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maelwys:
One bloody nil! Sod it.
jovanka:
Hellya! That's the way to make football more interesting 
I haven't seen that episode of The Osbornes yet (no time for t.v. right now) but if I did, I guarantee I would notice it because I am such a dork. I quote Zoolander (amongst many other movies) daily. STOP YER GRINNEN AND DROP YER LINNEN!!! (take a guess at that one..)
I haven't seen that episode of The Osbornes yet (no time for t.v. right now) but if I did, I guarantee I would notice it because I am such a dork. I quote Zoolander (amongst many other movies) daily. STOP YER GRINNEN AND DROP YER LINNEN!!! (take a guess at that one..)Work was draining. I hated staying there till 4pm cause it was month-end. Who's going to pay their car bill at 3PM on a Saturday? Fucking Slave-drivers.
Amy is leaving tommorrow. Yeah it fucking sucks, but what can you do. She made me promise her that I'd move back to NYC by the end of the year. I promised her but kept my fingers crossed...
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Amy is leaving tommorrow. Yeah it fucking sucks, but what can you do. She made me promise her that I'd move back to NYC by the end of the year. I promised her but kept my fingers crossed...
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jovanka:
I love your pic! You're cool cos you like Bladerunner, SLC Punk, Ninja Scroll and most importantly ZOOLANDER! "MirMAN!....MirMan....."
BTW, did you like Princess Mononoke?
BTW, did you like Princess Mononoke?
boxterjulep:
spiced rum is deadly! w/some Dr. Pepper, I had the worst drunk experience. I thought I was alone this one night years back, living in a downtown loft, sitting in the dark, listening to plastikman or something. Repetitive bass line thump and rum. more rum. ruuum, ruuuum, ruuuum, ruuuum i think the sound of the music went like that too. I vaguely remember wandering to a neighbor's place above me because I could hear some horrible dj record scratchin jam fest. Oh fuck, it was bad though. i ended up puking my guts out and then having girls and guys copping feels. poor fucking helpless me! ha, i stay away from that rum.
Look at my nostrils flare! Year of the Dragon!
Just so you know, my car will collapse anyday now.
I CAN'T WAIT! My stepfather is gonna co-sign for me. Yeah it seems kinda infantile and all, but thanks to Columbia House, BMG, my student loans, and my angel dust addiction, my credit is shit. At least I'm getting a car! YAY!
On a another note,...
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Just so you know, my car will collapse anyday now.
I CAN'T WAIT! My stepfather is gonna co-sign for me. Yeah it seems kinda infantile and all, but thanks to Columbia House, BMG, my student loans, and my angel dust addiction, my credit is shit. At least I'm getting a car! YAY!
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earplug6947:
deathcab?! what kind of throatneedle are you?
likittysplit:
so your pussy hurts, your ankle hurts, ........
poor baby
poor baby
Turkey Turkey every-fucking-where!
I'm tired. Must be that chemical (tripta..blah-blah) that has me by the nads. It could be the Pecan pie as well. Mmmmm...pecan....urghhh!
So my friend Amy is in town from NYC and Im having a blast. I missed her a lot. I'm glad she's down here till Sunday 'cause I've been pretty bummed out lately. She must be as close to "perfect"...
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I'm tired. Must be that chemical (tripta..blah-blah) that has me by the nads. It could be the Pecan pie as well. Mmmmm...pecan....urghhh!
So my friend Amy is in town from NYC and Im having a blast. I missed her a lot. I'm glad she's down here till Sunday 'cause I've been pretty bummed out lately. She must be as close to "perfect"...
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mtlqueen:
dude, do NOT belittle yourself for having an amazing dad that you miss and love! especially during the holidays...you're already missing your buddy amy, so you're in the mindset to be thinking about other people you miss, it's bound to happen. i am sending you a hug right....now. do you want me to grab my big blow up microphone and sing you one of my favorite descendants songs, "loser"? it's pretty funny, but moreso if you're completely baked. you just let me know if that would make you cheer up, okay?
earplug6947:
(in kevin mcdonald voice) can't fix the car...without a wholelotaamilka.
that is a fine fine simpsons. the one where homers mom comes back makes me teary...and i'm sure there are others, but my "simpsons episodes that make me cry" notebook is at the dry cleaners.
that is a fine fine simpsons. the one where homers mom comes back makes me teary...and i'm sure there are others, but my "simpsons episodes that make me cry" notebook is at the dry cleaners.
Smoking a bowl...
Drinking a leftover Sam Adams Light..
Stomach full of pizza...
Scary guy behind the dumpster...
Morris Day and the Time stuck in my head...
Watching Mulholland Drive...
Drinking a leftover Sam Adams Light..
Stomach full of pizza...
Scary guy behind the dumpster...
Morris Day and the Time stuck in my head...
Watching Mulholland Drive...
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mtlqueen:
morris day and tha muthafuckin' time? (*running man, on the spot*)
your evening sounds deeeeeeeelightful! (except for maybe the scary guy behind the dumpter part mulholland drive, that was very distrubing....hey wait, YOU might be the scary guy behind the dumpster, did ya check to make sure it wasn't you?)
your evening sounds deeeeeeeelightful! (except for maybe the scary guy behind the dumpter part mulholland drive, that was very distrubing....hey wait, YOU might be the scary guy behind the dumpster, did ya check to make sure it wasn't you?)
boxterjulep:
leftover beer? from how long ago?
So I tried to get a car today. It didnt work....
My credit is shit.
I think it might be time to join the life of crime and it sucks, 'cause I've been so good most of my life. I've never been arrested (well once..) and I've never been to jail or "booked". I'm thinking if I can stick out 3 or 4 months of...
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My credit is shit.
I think it might be time to join the life of crime and it sucks, 'cause I've been so good most of my life. I've never been arrested (well once..) and I've never been to jail or "booked". I'm thinking if I can stick out 3 or 4 months of...
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maelwys:
Ah, my credit is shite too, so I have to wait a while to get a replacement. I'll try a repair in the meantime.
Never heard of 8 Mile, I'll give it bash next time I'm renting.
Never heard of 8 Mile, I'll give it bash next time I'm renting.
likittysplit:
THANK YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! !