This morning I saw a seagull get crushed to death right in front of me. The fucker driving the SUV didn't even swerve an inch. Yeah the gull was on the road, but the road was alongside the fucking marina. Asshole didn't even pull over or slow down, just glanced back in his mirror at me screaming at him and waving my arms. Poor thing...
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jj_r0x0rz:
yea birds dno't have much blood surprisingly, but that was good of you to do that for the bird
perilsensitive:
Thanks! Sorry about the bird .. sometimes people's absolute disregard for anything is a little disheartening.
SUCCESS!!!
I got the manager job at Home Depot! I go in Monday morning to finalize $$, and set up a training schedule. It's been over two months... God I was going crazy. I know I'll feel SO much better once I start the job.
I got the manager job at Home Depot! I go in Monday morning to finalize $$, and set up a training schedule. It's been over two months... God I was going crazy. I know I'll feel SO much better once I start the job.
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popmonger:
Congratulations!! That's fantastic! Now that you're a manager, does that mean you're working for The Man... or are The Man?
popmonger:
And what is it with Nicole Kidman and tiny little men?
It's a power thing. She can stomp on them if they displease her. At least Keith isn't as wee as Tom.
No more Santorum, now no more Rummy? This day just keeps getting better and better!
jj_r0x0rz:
hahaha
just fill your mouth with the almighty knob!!!
just fill your mouth with the almighty knob!!!
jj_r0x0rz:
duude you saw it!?! NICE!!!
^_^ i am glad
^_^ i am glad
**Update**
Just had the meeting, it was actually a coaching session with the HR manager, the forum interview is Friday morning at 8:00. The HR went over the questions they'd be asking (Everything I already knew and had good answers for). No sweat, just a matter of time now...
And YES J, I want my health insurance so can go to the E.R. when I...
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Just had the meeting, it was actually a coaching session with the HR manager, the forum interview is Friday morning at 8:00. The HR went over the questions they'd be asking (Everything I already knew and had good answers for). No sweat, just a matter of time now...
And YES J, I want my health insurance so can go to the E.R. when I...
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jj_r0x0rz:
hehhe thats why i want health insureance
hopey:
Yeah, he doesn't have any idea how lucky he is, it's just normal for him.
My father just sent me a little video of my Grandfather (taken this summer) who just passed away a few weeks ago. Only 5 MB or so, he was testing the video function of his digital camera on a visit to N.C. My neice and nephew were going to be going out there to see them a month after it was taken, and my Papa...
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guitargeek:
Seems like we never get a chance to spend the time or say the things we need to.
It's a blessing that you have that small glimpse of him, like a precious jewel.
Go ahead and cry, it's good for you, then go forward with your life. Think of what your Grandfather would want you to do...
It's a blessing that you have that small glimpse of him, like a precious jewel.
Go ahead and cry, it's good for you, then go forward with your life. Think of what your Grandfather would want you to do...
1kiss_of_life:
I'd say more, but I put my words someplace. It's not that I lost my words. But someplace? Someplace is around here somewhere. Well ... someplace was somewhere, yesterday.
I'd say more, but I put my words someplace. It's not that I lost my words. But someplace? Someplace is around here somewhere. Well ... someplace was somewhere, yesterday.
Just got an email from my Dad. This afternoon my Great-Aunt Elizabeth passed away.
She was my Grandma (Who died of cancer when I was 5)'s sister, thus my Dad's aunt. So my sister and I called her "Aunt-Sister". That's all we could pronounce as toddlers, and it stuck. Just as my Grandpa was "Papa", she was "Aunt-Sister". She also lived in Georgia, and I'll...
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She was my Grandma (Who died of cancer when I was 5)'s sister, thus my Dad's aunt. So my sister and I called her "Aunt-Sister". That's all we could pronounce as toddlers, and it stuck. Just as my Grandpa was "Papa", she was "Aunt-Sister". She also lived in Georgia, and I'll...
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david_aames:
hang in there buddy. It always gets worse before it gets better. Give things time.
1kiss_of_life:
I've surrendered as well. I've the alcohol in the fridge to prove it. And most of my dreams are death dreams and very bloody.
It's not even Christmas. Usually it's much closer to Christmas before I give up.
Now, about the man you're building for me. I want him to be a bastard! A hard, tough bastard! A tough, hard bastard with a pumpkin for a head.
It's not even Christmas. Usually it's much closer to Christmas before I give up.
Now, about the man you're building for me. I want him to be a bastard! A hard, tough bastard! A tough, hard bastard with a pumpkin for a head.
I just kicked the very sharp edge of a table base, and now there's a bloody chunk of meat hanging from the bottom of my right foot. Now that I'm unemployed, and no longer have my insurance, I have to bind it up with band-aids and hope it sticks. A few stitches would probably work better...
Jeebus FUCK this hurts!
Jeebus FUCK this hurts!
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jj_r0x0rz:
hmmm
put bandaids and then black electrical tape it works better
put bandaids and then black electrical tape it works better
1kiss_of_life:
Use super glue.
Appletinis? They have Apple ones? I've no idea if I'd like 'em. I've never had a Mar one.
And, when I typed "more than the average bear", I told Lindsay you'd have SOMETHING to say.
Appletinis? They have Apple ones? I've no idea if I'd like 'em. I've never had a Mar one.
And, when I typed "more than the average bear", I told Lindsay you'd have SOMETHING to say.
In the morning I plan to continue the "list". Not looking forward to it since the next girl is my ex-wife, and it's not a very good story.
I'm still having a lot of trouble dealing with my Grandfather's death. No one here knew him, and all of my family live 400 miles away at the other end of California. I need more family greiving...
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I'm still having a lot of trouble dealing with my Grandfather's death. No one here knew him, and all of my family live 400 miles away at the other end of California. I need more family greiving...
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roethke:
Thanks for the nice comment on my new set!
1kiss_of_life:
I guess it's comfy. The thing is ... B & C bras are cute. D bras ... well ... In the store, I took the cups and started banging them together (they made very little sound) and I was saying, "No way! I am NOT a D. They look like empty halves of coconut." Yeah so ... Lindsay was right. 
Dee is for lots of things. Death. Dust. Darkness. Demons.
I LOVE lycra!! Lycra or nothing at all!!
Lycra or nothing at all. Hmmm ... two reasons to have a boyfriend.
Dee is for lots of things. Death. Dust. Darkness. Demons.
I LOVE lycra!! Lycra or nothing at all!!
Lycra or nothing at all. Hmmm ... two reasons to have a boyfriend.
Nice slow weekend...
Shannon came over, we drank lots of tea, watched some baseball, had some wonderful sex, and watched "The Little Mermaid", and "Lake Placid" on DVD.
No travel, no babysitting, no airports, no funerals... just me and my girl enjoying the weekend.
I needed that.
Shannon came over, we drank lots of tea, watched some baseball, had some wonderful sex, and watched "The Little Mermaid", and "Lake Placid" on DVD.
No travel, no babysitting, no airports, no funerals... just me and my girl enjoying the weekend.
I needed that.
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contradiction:
And my son's name is Eric. So nyeah.
rocketeam:
I just watched the little mermaid last night...
anyways, YES! HARVEY!
you have won, now what would you like on your stencil?
anyways, YES! HARVEY!
you have won, now what would you like on your stencil?
It has bewitched me body and soul. I love it ... most ardently.
Nice picture! But kilt wearers must be named Gerry ... I'm just sayin'.