thedarkharlequin

My computer is fixxed
My intestines are fixxed

Repo was not quite as good as I had hoped it would be. It was better than the amount of money that it cost to make it. A lot of big name people felt that it was worth their time to do this regardless of pay, but it just didn't pan out for me. The effort to...
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GWAR was cool

I have food poisoning from BBQ

I want to die.

Just found out GWAR is playing within an hours drive from here tonight.
So, I'm gonna go do that.



Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing...
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So I'm balls deep in this karaboo right....

so now that I have your attention.
Cracked.com posted a surprisingly deep, thought out and well written article on "The 7 reasons the 21st Century is making you miserable"
It's very much worth the read, and funny to boot.

ugh, I am so fucking full.

me and my 2 other co-workers out here made thanks giving dinner. I made green bean casserole

so many left overs.
awesome.

oh yea....so full.....




sidenote: I was invited to attend a local Hellfire Club meeting. This should be interesting.

HELL OF A FUCKING NIGHT: RECAP

Awesome seedy dive bar in the industrial district. Met some cool people. Then I went with them to a huge multi-floor gay club named "Emerald City" and made out with a gay mans wife while counseling her about their marriage and what to do about the kids. Then drove home and puked. Age old rule, "Liquor before Beer."

So...
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Pensacola is boring.

I knew this, and you knew this, but I thought I'd reiterate since I am so fucking bored.

No bands, no clubs, everything is a sports bar and/or hip-hop "dance" club.

There has got to be somewhere in this town that it's only purpose is to house alcohol and music and people who like alcohol and music. And if there isn't, maybe...
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Know why netflix streaming on xbox 360 is so great?

because without it I never would have watched THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!

Primer

If you liked Pi and Donnie Darko, this one will fuck your mind till your frontal lobe cums out your eye sockets.
If you really liked the Transformers movie, I hope this movie gives you seizures till you bleed out your eye...
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Mirrors Edge is an awesome video game.
It's exciting and exhilarating. The controls are intuitive and unique. It's a game like no other.

IT'S ALSO FRUSTRATING AS FUCK
PISSES ME OFF TO NO FUCKING END
AND I'VE ALREADY BROKEN ONE CONTROLLER FROM AGGRAVATION!!!!

I need to see if they sell a stainless steel xbox 360 controller. Rugged, for those players with poor video game tempers....
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happy food in florida.
biscuits and gravy for breakfast
Sonic for lunch
Whataburger for dinner.
(these are important in that I grew up with them, and san diego does not have them. So they are a special treat to me now.)

Came home and watched WALL-E
One of the greatest movies ever
I'm that guy that tears up at movies, and this one did it...
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