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"It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away."

~ Abraham Lincoln

When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?

- Epictetus

So check it -

I'm in the left turn lane, stopped at a red light, I'm the third car in the lane. Minding my own business. When, all of a sudden, the asshole in the Hummer ahead of me inexplicably goes IN REVERSE and crunches the fuck out of my hood (bonnet to you Brits) and my grill! I get out of the car and...
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Since boredom advances and boredom is the root of all evil, no wonder, then, that the world goes backwards, that evil spreads. This can be traced back to the very beginning of the world. The gods were bored; therefore they created human beings.

- Kierkegaard

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Although I don't really like to use this space to talk about sports, I have two words I think you should hear:


PITTSBURGH.

STEELERS.





That is all you need to know.

OK. After a few days of being in a dreadfully dark space mentally, I'm gonna turn things around here a little bit.


The Benny Hillifier


That's right kids - it's the Benny Hillifier! Turns any YouTube video into a genuine Benny Hill-type comic romp!


Here's an example:


Zidane Headbutt - Benny Hillified


Have fun!

Don't believe in the promise of rock and roll, kids. It's a lie in its totality. Pick and choose the bits that work for you, add a grain of salt, and then consume.

I had a very powerful dream last night in which Pete Townshend said, in very direct terms, that I should stop playing the music of The Who completely.



I dunno, should I?

There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start.

- Baudelaire

I swear to God I am deleting my Facebook account. Too much drama, too small of a world, too much people knowing your business. Believe it or not, I'm actually a very private person and I don't want everything I do blabbed all over the place.

Why do I feel safe on Suicide Girls? Very odd.

At any rate, no more "comments" or "wall posts"...
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You don't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there.

- Unknown