the_sam

warmer weather. this means hikes at 1am around the falls. this means random road trips. this means roller coasters. this means hooker hearts. this means i need more roman candles.

i came out of the movie theatre and there was this ancient black woman with a fu manchu beard

so im driving down georgia ave, i stop at a light, look out my passenger side window, theres a matress warehouse, its night so the sign is on, it reads:
SS WAREHOUSE
i give a shout out to my homies and ash my cigarette

THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY GOOD SHOWS COMING UP IN MARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNEARTH/ NORMA JEAN ON THE FIRST
BANE/ WITH HONOR/ COMEBACK KID ON THE 8TH
7 SECONDS AT THE OTTOBAR ON THE 12T
ATMOSPHERE AT THE OTTOBAR ON THE 16TH AND @ THE 930 ON THE 17TH
GOOD CLEAN FUN @ ST ANDREWS CHURCH IN COLLEGE PARK ON THE 18TH
MURPHY'S LAW AT THE ROYAL ON...
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like many somewhat productive drug addicts, hunter s. thopmson was an extremely intelligent and talented individual. knowledge of his death saddens me deeply. his death does, however, disprove a common arguement that many active alcoholics and addicts tell themselves and others on a regular basis. this is the arguement that if everyone would just get off their back (parents, law, signifigant others, etc.), they would...
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nothing says "i love you" like being hog tied with your own hoodie and shoelaces by someone you care about.

i heard some new afi songs. and i laughed so hard i cried. the first song i heard started off innocently enough with normal qualities of hardcore music. then came the inevitable poppy shit that ive sadly learned to expect out of them these days. that started the laughter. i completely lost my shit when i heard the infusion of shit techno beats, or whatever...
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it finally happened. for those who have been around longer, this has occured many times. it will definitely happen again. they tell you early on that it will happen, sometimes to people for whom you have developed deep affections. watching someone struggle, seeing them come and go. i didnt know him, but i noticed him. i said "hello" on occasion. his face was familiar. then...
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im incredibly computer illiterate. i tried to download a pic onto this journal entry and failed. it was a picture of a company's sign that was translated into english. it was taken in what i can only assume is japan. the sign's translation read "american superiority warehouse". i thought to my self "hey, thats where it comes from."

tonight i learned that micheal jackson had his own video game that came out in 91. my friend has it and played it for a little bit while myself and a couple other people looked on. this was the most rediculous thing ive seen in a very long time. what was most amusing and ironic was the object of the game. micheal jackson saves young...
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alpacas, those things that look like llamas, have their own magazine