Damn you Eli Roth, making me feel all grubby and dirty. Hostel is a good film but you'll probably wanna shower straight after - its really quite gross. 
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4.657% of 5200 is NOT 100.
Either my bastard employers are trying to fuck me again or I need to burst into the office and throw them a fucking calculator.
Either my bastard employers are trying to fuck me again or I need to burst into the office and throw them a fucking calculator.
huw:
Oh so they did shaft you then 
The highlight of today's shift was crawling around underneath a counter. It was sorta like that bit in Alien when Dallas is crawling around the airvents.
Except i didnt have a flamethrower, just a phone and the guidance of a tech support guy from Camelot
Except i didnt have a flamethrower, just a phone and the guidance of a tech support guy from Camelot
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ellizza:
dark and scary?!! deary me. u should have been supplied with a torch and any other necessary safety equipment i think- complain!!!
huw:
Yeh it was those two, we walked into the lounge and she was lapdancing for Gaz, growler out and all
Things got a bit hairy at the end and thought the may have been fightin but my charm won out.
Elen seems fine today thankfully, I think I told her she was bein a knob
Things got a bit hairy at the end and thought the may have been fightin but my charm won out.
Elen seems fine today thankfully, I think I told her she was bein a knob
God I love Barry Scott.
For anybody who doesnt know, Barry Scott is like those guys you see at markets selling cleaning products and demonstrating their awesome power on an eerily detached car bonnet. The only difference with Mr.Scott is that he has incriminating photos of the managing director of Reckitt Benckiser (thank you Google) which has resulted in him getting a gig on TV....
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For anybody who doesnt know, Barry Scott is like those guys you see at markets selling cleaning products and demonstrating their awesome power on an eerily detached car bonnet. The only difference with Mr.Scott is that he has incriminating photos of the managing director of Reckitt Benckiser (thank you Google) which has resulted in him getting a gig on TV....
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huw:
In the style of Barry Scott
"COME TO MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY!!!"
"COME TO MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY!!!"
huw:
I dunno mate apparently we've hit moving cars with it before now 
Man im fucking addicted to these amazing brioche roll things that are filled with chocolate.
How can something French be so good?
How can something French be so good?
huw:
Yes we call it "The Cantona mystery"
That's probably over your head though mate.
That's probably over your head though mate.
the_new_scum:
I know who Eric Cantona is! I just dont like him or football in general.
Huw very kindly bought me a trial membership because I'm poor. Thanks Huw!
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sky:
thankyou for the friend request 
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elysia:
He's probably expecting something far more sinister in return ... I'd staple my butt cheeks together if I were you.
Erm, hi.
Erm, hi.
But I believe in the hook up page there's a page of todays birthday people.
I trust it went well?
Where in North Wales are you? My ancestral home is up there apparently.