My hopes are generally very easy to raise. Its also even easier to dash them.
Earlier today I was looking around the internet and saw a posting for a job. Graduate position, easy to get to, a decent wage of about 19k to start off and they said something about a company car too.
Thats fucking awesome, I thought....until i saw who the listing was...
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Earlier today I was looking around the internet and saw a posting for a job. Graduate position, easy to get to, a decent wage of about 19k to start off and they said something about a company car too.
Thats fucking awesome, I thought....until i saw who the listing was...
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the_happy_pig:
No, I Know exactly what you mean.
cheesy:
Yep, pirate knickers! I think I'll wear them tomorrow.
Goddam TV shows ending a season with a cliffhanger.
"You liked that, didnt you monkey boy. Oh you'll see what happens next....but not for 7 months. Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
Fuckers
That said, its not nearly as annoying as the fucking Frosties adverts I've been subjected to over the past few days. I need to mute that shit every time i see it; mostly...
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"You liked that, didnt you monkey boy. Oh you'll see what happens next....but not for 7 months. Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
Fuckers
That said, its not nearly as annoying as the fucking Frosties adverts I've been subjected to over the past few days. I need to mute that shit every time i see it; mostly...
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perdy:
Damn you!
jagg:
And now I've got that damn advert stuck in my head. Thank you SO much... 
I am a giant pussy.
Today in work I served a girl who judging by her clothes and piercings had at least a passing interest in decent music and film. Obviously thats a bit of a generalisation but I made it. Girls like this around where I live are more rare than a sober Irishman. So what did I say to her?
Absolutely nothing.
I...
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Today in work I served a girl who judging by her clothes and piercings had at least a passing interest in decent music and film. Obviously thats a bit of a generalisation but I made it. Girls like this around where I live are more rare than a sober Irishman. So what did I say to her?
Absolutely nothing.
I...
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sticks:
Crazy. huh? I mean, it's Liev freakin' Schrieber! Cotton Weary himself!
jagg:
Sorry, but you have the best damn user picture in the world. Ever.
"You're a bloody puppet!"
"You're a bloody puppet!"
Another weekend with the place to myself.
Hopefully this one should be a lot less annoying than last week because I've got piles of tasty junk food and plenty of things to entertain myself with.
I might well spend 2 days playing Hitman, listening to some David Cross standup, eating Pringles and drinking Tizer like the lazy fuck I am. If only i didnt have...
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Hopefully this one should be a lot less annoying than last week because I've got piles of tasty junk food and plenty of things to entertain myself with.
I might well spend 2 days playing Hitman, listening to some David Cross standup, eating Pringles and drinking Tizer like the lazy fuck I am. If only i didnt have...
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thequestion:
I'm a little suspicious of any film coming out about 11/9 this close to the event, I think you need to give it more time to get any real prespective on the event.
dauphine:
At the end I thought "What the hell...Thats the end?Thats bad.... 
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It wasnt logical...
Grrrr
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It wasnt logical...
Grrrr
So, I have the place to myself this weekend.
In days of yore that would mean I could have sex without worrying about the noise, but thats much less of a concern lately. Instead I find that I do all the same shit I do when there's people around - except now there's nobody here to cook for me.
With nothing even remotely snack-like in...
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In days of yore that would mean I could have sex without worrying about the noise, but thats much less of a concern lately. Instead I find that I do all the same shit I do when there's people around - except now there's nobody here to cook for me.
With nothing even remotely snack-like in...
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thequestion:
Actually your right, I forgot that it was a bank holiday week, she wasn't down there however. Oh well it just means I have an excuse to go later
cheesy:
So did they have Decemberunderground in town?
I love it. Some of the songs are really catchy and have been stuck in my head for days!
I love it. Some of the songs are really catchy and have been stuck in my head for days!
The following people can go to hell :
(1) Anybody who thinks Big Brother is "an important socialogical experiment"
(2) Wolverine
(3) Chris Pronger
(4) Anybody who goes to a supermarket everyday
(5) Anybody who thinks Robbie Williams is anything other than a cunt
(6) Anybody who has ever used the word "dawg" for something other than mocking Tim Westwood
(7) Anyone who says "yeah?"...
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(1) Anybody who thinks Big Brother is "an important socialogical experiment"
(2) Wolverine
(3) Chris Pronger
(4) Anybody who goes to a supermarket everyday
(5) Anybody who thinks Robbie Williams is anything other than a cunt
(6) Anybody who has ever used the word "dawg" for something other than mocking Tim Westwood
(7) Anyone who says "yeah?"...
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cheesy:
I have the Wham Rap stuck in my head. I heard it in a shop in Leicester. Wham! Bam!
Those cinema staff are evil.
Hey, you like AFI!
Those cinema staff are evil.
Hey, you like AFI!
cheesy:
I preordered it from Amazon. I can't wait to get it. It's been a long wait.
If I see it in a shop like Tescos I'll cry. Evil place.
If I see it in a shop like Tescos I'll cry. Evil place.
Finally, a day off. With any luck I'll be able to spend it just watching Lady Vengeance or reading old X-Men comics on the crapper. That is of course, dependant on Royal Mail and their competance.
Today I worked out that I've been learning to drive for just over a year. Its bad that I've failed my test 4 times but it sounds a hell...
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Today I worked out that I've been learning to drive for just over a year. Its bad that I've failed my test 4 times but it sounds a hell...
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mark_plus_beer:
I keep looking at the Lady Vengence dvd and thinking yes buy it but i never seem to get round to doing it.
I'm crap i've only just got around to buying the Firefly dvd set , i watched Serenity 4 months ago and loved it.
I'm crap i've only just got around to buying the Firefly dvd set , i watched Serenity 4 months ago and loved it.
pinklet:
Good luck with the test! I hope you get u nice testery type person. my first guy was mean, and i failed. but my second was a friendly lady and i passed!
Thanks for taking off my no.
Thanks for taking off my no.
God has sent me a stark reminder that I should never exert myself physically in any way.
For some reason on saturday night I had to run home from work because I was in a hurry, so imagine a 6ft 3" lanky nerd in a pair of Etnies Locuts and a Strung Out hoodie running across a high street and 3/4 of a mile home....
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For some reason on saturday night I had to run home from work because I was in a hurry, so imagine a 6ft 3" lanky nerd in a pair of Etnies Locuts and a Strung Out hoodie running across a high street and 3/4 of a mile home....
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huw:
Are you not on MSN?
The game was good and I paid my respects to a legend
Imagine how you'd feel if Harry Knowles went to an inferior and less bitter nerd site and you'll have some idea of how i feel
I also got to see a mouthy twat in a beret ejected from the ground by the police, with the entire east stand waving him off and laughing
The game was good and I paid my respects to a legend
Imagine how you'd feel if Harry Knowles went to an inferior and less bitter nerd site and you'll have some idea of how i feel
I also got to see a mouthy twat in a beret ejected from the ground by the police, with the entire east stand waving him off and laughing
huw:
I bet you run like a girl anyway
Well it seems I'm the only person in the world who doesnt cream their pants whenever that fucking Gnarls Barkley song gets played somewhere.
Have I missed a meeting?
Have I missed a meeting?
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signalnoise:
woot! you too love josie & the pussycats!
mark_plus_beer:
Unfortunatly i have heard that song due to a friend , who buys these songs now ? i blame the chav's , but thats always my exscue these days.
And you gotta check out Lost , it is one of those programmes where you watch one then two then realise you've been suckered in
And you gotta check out Lost , it is one of those programmes where you watch one then two then realise you've been suckered in
Jesus, the NHL playoffs are kicking my ass. Normally I only really bother watching Sharks games on TV, despite shelling out 12 a month for NASN. For some reason though, since its the playoffs I have this need to sit up until 6am watching the games live.
Then i wind up sleeping until 3pm and feel really guilty when I wake up. My only day...
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Then i wind up sleeping until 3pm and feel really guilty when I wake up. My only day...
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huw:
Sorry what was that....I fell into a coma 3 words in.
thequestion:
The worrying thing is that I'm already well into the daydream stage and there are a lot of hammers at work
I sometimes think about getting fit, then I think about all the better things to do with my time like watching DVDs in my underpants.
I sometimes think about getting fit, then I think about all the better things to do with my time like watching DVDs in my underpants.
Once again I've found myself enraged by shitty reality TV. Channel 4's "Beauty And The Geek" rounds up a bunch of sluts from the world of stripping, page 3 and best of all a "boxing ring girl" and pairs them off with some "geeks"
I think what gets me is that they show these shallow whores as being some bastion of wonder with their haircare...
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I think what gets me is that they show these shallow whores as being some bastion of wonder with their haircare...
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mark_plus_beer:
Yeah , get a crate of beer in , drink a couple then put on the Aristocrats then laugh and drink lots more. Thats a good night.
the_happy_pig:
Yeah, thanks for that... I think.
*shakes fist*
Bloody kids!!!
*shakes fist*
Bloody kids!!!
Anybody know a good lawyer? Today i bought Guitar Hero because it FINALLY got released here and now I think i have carpal tunnel.
Awesome game...but it hurts to play
Awesome game...but it hurts to play