Had the following conversation with a bloke at work today....
(I work in a factory which makes electrical switchgear equipment, just so you know. This must be read in your best Yorkshire accent)
Me: "Alright Steve"
Steve: "Alright Nick. 'Ere, we 'an't got no monoblocks 'on't shopfloor"
Me: *chortle* "Steve, if you haven't got no monoblocks, then you must have some monoblocks!"
Steve: "Eh?"
Me:...
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(I work in a factory which makes electrical switchgear equipment, just so you know. This must be read in your best Yorkshire accent)
Me: "Alright Steve"
Steve: "Alright Nick. 'Ere, we 'an't got no monoblocks 'on't shopfloor"
Me: *chortle* "Steve, if you haven't got no monoblocks, then you must have some monoblocks!"
Steve: "Eh?"
Me:...
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Went into town today & found a copy of 'The Collected Broadcasts Of Idi Amin' on vinyl. The new mixtape i'm working on is gonna get MAD Ugandan flavour, ya get meh?!!! 
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elysia:
That would be an amusing set idea but somehow I don't think it's going to happen ...
elysia:
Ha ha ha ... you should start a thread and see what entries you get 
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elysia:
Spaz tree ... excellent. I have enlisted help. Will add shortly
Isn't it great when other peoples misfortune cheers you right up!
I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick)...
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I've just had a real shitty couple of weeks culminating in a right twat of a day yesterday but i saw something which made me laugh so hard i almost crashed me car.
I was at traffic lights & was looking around at stuff when i noticed this guy (who looked like a prick)...
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elysia:
My dad is just an odball. I'm pretty sure that he's a child trapped in an adults body.
king_ruprekt:
My mate is one of these none practising Jew types. You know the sort, grandparents as Yiddish as you like, but the next generation moved to London, stopped reading the old Torah and started eating bacon butties etc...
Anyway, when he was a toddler he went for a piss by himself and the toilet lid fell on his cock! Had to get the snip anyways!
Now that's fucking funny.
The same guy went to see a 'lady of the night'. She told him to get undressed and left the room. When she came back he'd gotten under the sheets!
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Anyway, when he was a toddler he went for a piss by himself and the toilet lid fell on his cock! Had to get the snip anyways!
Now that's fucking funny.
The same guy went to see a 'lady of the night'. She told him to get undressed and left the room. When she came back he'd gotten under the sheets!
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Invented a new game at work today, it's called 'made up band names'. It basically does exactly what it says on the tin, you have to make up as many cool sounding band names as you can.
Ok, not much of a 'game' but it kept me occupied for fucking hours.
Here's what i came up with:
FRUITBOOT
CREAM DREAM
SUMP TEST
THE LOOSE STOOLS...
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Ok, not much of a 'game' but it kept me occupied for fucking hours.
Here's what i came up with:
FRUITBOOT
CREAM DREAM
SUMP TEST
THE LOOSE STOOLS...
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mck:
Thanks very much! I'll pass that onto Eric, too. 
king_ruprekt:
Yo! Check THIS SHIT out !!!
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elysia:
Thanks for that!
You don't see enough girls boxing in pubs methinks. Not in jelly anyway.
You don't see enough girls boxing in pubs methinks. Not in jelly anyway.
mck:
Hurrah! Hope you enjoy it.
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king_ruprekt:
Change your pic 
king_ruprekt:
Buzzin' ! Good Lad. Much more appropriate. 
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Christmas is over, thank fuck for that.
king_ruprekt:
I want my money back.
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allura:
Thanks 
and no worries at all
and no worries at all 
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king_ruprekt:
See you in msn friday afters'
apostrophenow:
You seem to have an appreciation for street photography, so maybe you'll like this:
_____'s Laundromat
Welcome and Thank You for joining the ________ group.
_____'s Laundromat
Welcome and Thank You for joining the ________ group.
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'Flavour of the month' band for December:
http:/www.screechingweasel.com
These guys rule. Isn't it great when you find out about a band you'd never previously heard of & it turns out they've been killing shit for 20 plus years & there's just an orgasmic mass of unheard dopeness waiting to invade your ears? They're like a cross between the Ramones, the Vandals & the Macc Lads:...
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http:/www.screechingweasel.com
These guys rule. Isn't it great when you find out about a band you'd never previously heard of & it turns out they've been killing shit for 20 plus years & there's just an orgasmic mass of unheard dopeness waiting to invade your ears? They're like a cross between the Ramones, the Vandals & the Macc Lads:...
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I had three goes, and scored: 569.29, 819.39 then 1555.51!!!
What do I win?
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My pet hate from Nottingham is their use of the term 'borrow you', as in;
"I'll borrow you my Season 4 DVD of 24 as you haven't seen it yet"
THE CORRECT TERM IS "LEND YOU", YOU STUPID INBRED MOTHERFUCKERS
Grrrrr