thelibra

ahaha.....thats a good one. i know mine were lame but the onesi wanted to put up would probably have me hung drawn and quartered. I've got a couple more but i have to keep i tclean bc I'm at work...ugh

Two old drunks were drinking up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard."

"By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"