theheathen

Oh Shit, I'm drinking again and listening to music; what the hell could come from this? I love how with medical science at it's almost peak, the best solution for my allergies is fermented red grapes from South America. Thank Satan I have two bottles. I also have QT soundtrack to Death Proof, which is so awesome I can't stand it!

This is creepy, the night before last I went outside at 3 to throw empty beer bottles away. Across the street I saw that someone finally rent out the house directly across from this one. The security door was closed, but the front door was completely open and I could clearly see someone sitting on the couch watching TV. I saw the same thing 18...
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Out of all the genetic quirks in my family, why the hell did I wind up with the finicky bowels.

Yeah, this here's a poop blog. This here's a poop blog.

Living in the Fast Food Nation is catching up with me, I've tried to introduce non-processed Brazilian Rain Forest depleting food into the my diet but a little to late. I had to take...
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Why the Hell didn't I use underscores when I decided on my user name? Why oh why? And why did the dentist give my Vicodin, why oh why? Thank Buddha for Frankie

Things seem to be coming together. At least financially. I wonder who I'm gonna fuck this one up. I hope it's after I move.

Bad Blood. Some time ago I let a friend get too close, way too close. We bedded down, so to speak and I got stupid. She hurt me in the worst way, the place I keep the most guarded. My goddamn wallet! She owes me big and I haven't been able to contact her.

Until now. (bless you, myspace)

My problem now is that I...
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Damn those crazy Fiends. You would think a guy wearing a leather trench-coat, listening to the Velvet Underground while reading a book at 10:30 at night on a street corner wouldn't be approached by any level headed person.

So there I was doing exactly that when I get approached by the Nicotine Fiend; I've been asked for a smoke plenty of times and if I...
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Oh god, this is too much pressure