theheathen

Sweet Jesus, what am I doing up at this ungodly hour. Those of us with sensitive eyes shouldn't have to endure the suns abuse.

I'm a normal man. I deserve a little private dignity, now the sun is trying to take it away! I'll see what the pills have to say about that! I'm a working man and I need my sleep.

Good God. How...
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I have all this coffee and cake energy and no one to put it in so I guess suicide has to deal with it now. The things I do just to exercise my wanna be writer demons. I pray for a hard crash so I can get some sleep and later blog about the things my subconscious tells me about me in my dreams. The...
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I can still smell the fake plastic wood from my new record player. I would love to say it's adding some ambiance to the new Radiohead record, but in all honesty, I'm on the verge of a small headache. Unfortunately a small headache would be a small tick on my list of health woes. I woke from the litany of bad dreams to everything part...
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I had the brilliant idea of spending New Years in a dark theater today. And so did half the town. We saw I Am Legend which was okay. Will Smith can't really do alone and crazy just right yet. Also saw Juno. I'm afraid that the kids are gonna turn it into another Nap. Dynamite, except this one is good and funny.

Still hungover. Still. The only things I can do now are drink tea with mango juice on the side, listen to old R&B (the only R&B,iimo) and try not to chain smoke. And looking at naked ladies helps too! I really need to learn how to be creative without turning to the sauce or at least keep it down to one bottle a night. No,...
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It's raining, I'm blogging and all the cool kids are snogging. I think it's funny that I spend most of my time here reading articles than looking at boobies. Just goes to show how good the writing staff is or how much of a loser I am. Wow, I totally forgot I was blogging. I should leave now.

The first day it cools down and I can open the windows all I can hear is Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. The annual Jesus Freak Show is in full swing. The bastards even blocked off half the street.


I think my new goal in life is to become so famous that I can have movies released with my name before the title. Like: Josh Hayden presents:...
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Who knew Burger King of all places had good iced coffee.

My back stopped screaming bloody murder only a few hours ago and I couldn't be happier because I can actually leave the house. I haven't been to the movies in a while and Knocked Up should be a reintroduction.

Blew a crap ton of money on cds the other day. One CD I didn't...
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I think I fucked up when I put in for the assistant manager position. Yeah the money will be good and it's closer to him, but I'm gonna need to sacrifice a year to earn it. That sounds so stupid when I type it out.

If my company wasn't a 100+ year joke it would be worth the Hell. The store in question is renowned...
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Does this make sense: Myspace=poorly designed social bs site. time spent on myspace=tons
SG=beautifully designed site with boobies. time spent at SG= hardly any

I'm the biggest idiot in the world.

I spent some time at the library today....and it was actually book related Bukowski! Bukowski! Bukowski!

Had a nice, albeit brief, convo with the counter dude at Underground Sounds, which is why I still...
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