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madigan:
I would love to join but I'm not slutty at all -- people just assume it.
nerdboy2345:
im more of a manwhore
So, my brother and his partner had another daughter yesterday evening. (His partner did the hard work, as you could imagine.)
Everyone happy and healthy.
We're going to have to keep an eye on Daughter #1. She's already decided she doesn't like the new arrival's name.
Everyone happy and healthy.
We're going to have to keep an eye on Daughter #1. She's already decided she doesn't like the new arrival's name.
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sweetavenue:
PS. Congrats on the new addition to your family. 
misstyrios:
Hellloooo, you. Thank you for the congrats. I'm on my way to bein a real lawyer. And that's...hmm...slightly frightening.
And, uh, there are some secret lover duties that need to be fulfilled. So...get on it!
And, uh, there are some secret lover duties that need to be fulfilled. So...get on it!
Meh.
Fuckit.
Fuckit.
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michael_desade:
DUDE!!
An economist was just appointed Prime Minister of India. You HAVE to write a news article for this. I couldn't do it well enough.
An economist was just appointed Prime Minister of India. You HAVE to write a news article for this. I couldn't do it well enough.
siara:
Hope everything is ok!!!
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Hope everything is ok!!!
XXSo I arrived safely back from Italy @ 6am Sunday morning here. 
(I left Trieste @ about 1pm on Friday, local time. This is the joy of air travel between Australia and Europe.)
Alitalia went on strike on the Thursday, and the group of us who'd been meeting in Trieste were under the impression that things had been resolved by Thursday evening. So when I...
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(I left Trieste @ about 1pm on Friday, local time. This is the joy of air travel between Australia and Europe.)
Alitalia went on strike on the Thursday, and the group of us who'd been meeting in Trieste were under the impression that things had been resolved by Thursday evening. So when I...
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reprobate:
I don't know which is funnier, that he's copping out of talking to me because of something that Jakob actually said, or that he thought he was actually responding to me before.
I can think of a good dozen threads (including the one where I assailed his "sexuality") where he made glaring factual errors and promptly evaporated when I pointed that out.
I can think of a good dozen threads (including the one where I assailed his "sexuality") where he made glaring factual errors and promptly evaporated when I pointed that out.
sweetavenue:
any words on the slutpride?
thefuckoffkid:
silliness
Dear Lovely People
I am AWOL in sunny (forecast: rain) northern Italy from tomorrow, for a week and a bit.
Please play nice in my absence.
For the record too: my girlfriend's capacity for mis-hearing things (as previously discussed in this forum) has been the subject of much interested commentary.
Common response one: she must have serious hearing difficulties.
My reply: no, I wasn't as...
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I am AWOL in sunny (forecast: rain) northern Italy from tomorrow, for a week and a bit.
Please play nice in my absence.
For the record too: my girlfriend's capacity for mis-hearing things (as previously discussed in this forum) has been the subject of much interested commentary.
Common response one: she must have serious hearing difficulties.
My reply: no, I wasn't as...
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st_expedite:
Thanks for the support, TFOK. But it's my fault for getting into these pointless insult-a-thons. 
I have been ordered to update again. I know I'm slow.
My girlfriend likes it when I post about her. There's not a lot else interesting going on (although a week in Italy is looming), so maybe I could talk about her propensity to mis-hear things I say to her. I mean seriously mis-hear.
An entry from last year talked about this: how my statement...
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My girlfriend likes it when I post about her. There's not a lot else interesting going on (although a week in Italy is looming), so maybe I could talk about her propensity to mis-hear things I say to her. I mean seriously mis-hear.
An entry from last year talked about this: how my statement...
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misstyrios:
Dear Applicant,
I am writing to thank you for your recent application for the position as MissTyrios's Secret Lover. As I'm sure you're aware, there were only three available spots this season and applications were up by more than 30% from last year. This was by far the most qualified group of applicants that we have ever seen and careful consideration has been given to all applications equally. We appreciate your patience while we were deciding this matter, and are pleased to offer you one of the three positions as MissTyrios's Secret Lovers. Please let as know by May 1 if you are accepting or decling this offer, as the waiting list is signficiant and MissTyrios, quite frankly, would like to begin taking advantage of all Secret Lovers before the current school year has concluded.
Thank you again, and congratulations!
Sincerely,
The Committee For Promoting the Secret Sex Life of MissTyrios, 2004.
I am writing to thank you for your recent application for the position as MissTyrios's Secret Lover. As I'm sure you're aware, there were only three available spots this season and applications were up by more than 30% from last year. This was by far the most qualified group of applicants that we have ever seen and careful consideration has been given to all applications equally. We appreciate your patience while we were deciding this matter, and are pleased to offer you one of the three positions as MissTyrios's Secret Lovers. Please let as know by May 1 if you are accepting or decling this offer, as the waiting list is signficiant and MissTyrios, quite frankly, would like to begin taking advantage of all Secret Lovers before the current school year has concluded.
Thank you again, and congratulations!
Sincerely,
The Committee For Promoting the Secret Sex Life of MissTyrios, 2004.
runelateralus:
Ah...those good old hearing problems....
I should update.
Not sure what to say.
Big white space to fill, but there doesn't seem to be much to fill it with.
Drank and dined in the vicinity of the Opera House on Friday night. That's what Sydney's about, I guess. Such incomparable views, on a breezy autumn night.
Horrible hangover all day Saturday though
Like I said. Not much else to say....
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Not sure what to say.
Big white space to fill, but there doesn't seem to be much to fill it with.
Drank and dined in the vicinity of the Opera House on Friday night. That's what Sydney's about, I guess. Such incomparable views, on a breezy autumn night.
Horrible hangover all day Saturday though
Like I said. Not much else to say....
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smuffy:
Hello you big old tart!!!
Oh and I agree with something babygirl said recently---how the fukk are we supposed to have anything to say to you if you don't update your journal you crazy old loon? I know you are anything but short on words so daily updates are certainly possible for you.
Well maybe not that many but ffs you are like updating once a month...not cool.
Oh and I agree with something babygirl said recently---how the fukk are we supposed to have anything to say to you if you don't update your journal you crazy old loon? I know you are anything but short on words so daily updates are certainly possible for you.
Well maybe not that many but ffs you are like updating once a month...not cool.
koleeta:
well "get crunked up" is in this rap song...I think they say "crumped"...but I've heard people say "crunked"...and it probably means drunk or "get fucked up".
HI!
HI!
My girlfriend has been singing this song to me lately, very loudly, as we walk through the city. (To my, at least slight, embarrassment.)
To the tune of a well known Tim Rice/Andrew Lloyd-Webber song.
"Don't cry at me, little mansy...
The truth is, I've always dissed you...
All through your mild days,
Your sad existence,
I've got your ball sac...see my assistant..."
She thinks...
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To the tune of a well known Tim Rice/Andrew Lloyd-Webber song.
"Don't cry at me, little mansy...
The truth is, I've always dissed you...
All through your mild days,
Your sad existence,
I've got your ball sac...see my assistant..."
She thinks...
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doublec:
thanks, i might but..i'll probably just keeping adding pics to my profile for now
unravled:
Update!
At this point, I love you all.
Fickle little shit, aren't I.
Fickle little shit, aren't I.
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mariah:
hahaha. thanks.
(p.s. )
(p.s.
)
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desdmonia:
guitar is nice.
youre hotter though id have to say...
youre hotter though id have to say...
deucomatic:
Gotta love the strat!
A week away, and now I'm baaack!
Honestly, not quite sure why. Not having a huge big love affair with the site at the moment. And some people here truly, truly, suck. Passive aggressive arse-kissing suckholes.
But some of you are truly wonderful. I think that's why I'm still here.
Yeah. It is. Some of you fucking rock. So thanks.
PS: A brief "Why I...
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Honestly, not quite sure why. Not having a huge big love affair with the site at the moment. And some people here truly, truly, suck. Passive aggressive arse-kissing suckholes.
But some of you are truly wonderful. I think that's why I'm still here.
Yeah. It is. Some of you fucking rock. So thanks.
PS: A brief "Why I...
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evilwillow:
thanks! it didn't suck. but now.....I smell. once again, I am the queen of seeeexay.
once again, I am the queen of seeeexay.
evilwillow:
hey! are you trying to imply that I STINK??!!!! 