You should all go give quasi_sean some love. Because he is better than you or I. Plus I asked you all nicely. 
Stay tuned...
-TM
Stay tuned...
-TM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, KIDS!
Yes, I realize this is a little late, but I was a bit too drunk @the time to post it the same day.
Oops.
My New Year's resolutions:
- Quit Smoking
- Lose Weight
- Learn to budget $$$ better, and get a 401K
- Learn how to CALM THE FUCK DOWN when I'm stressed out @work (which'll be a teensy...
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Yes, I realize this is a little late, but I was a bit too drunk @the time to post it the same day.
Oops.
My New Year's resolutions:
- Quit Smoking
- Lose Weight
- Learn to budget $$$ better, and get a 401K
- Learn how to CALM THE FUCK DOWN when I'm stressed out @work (which'll be a teensy...
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jena:
Thank you!!!! 
I thought of you at work the other night when I played "Superfreak."
I thought of you at work the other night when I played "Superfreak."
tonkakatt:
yeah, when I have time I love to cook. I should've been doing other things but I;ve been dying to try the recipe and didn't think it'd take me 1/2 the night to make what turned out to be one huge batch.
Hey, kids! It's a post-Xmas update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
I hope everyone had a nice holiday, or (for those of you that celebrate Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) are having a nice holiday?
How did your humble narrator make out, you ask?
Let's make a little list, shall we?
- The Best of Gallagher Vol. 1 DVD
- Batman: The Movie DVD (who needs Christian...
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I hope everyone had a nice holiday, or (for those of you that celebrate Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) are having a nice holiday?
How did your humble narrator make out, you ask?
Let's make a little list, shall we?
- The Best of Gallagher Vol. 1 DVD
- Batman: The Movie DVD (who needs Christian...
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gothikai:
congrats on xmas goodies.
i bet you are a girl.
i bet you are a girl.
ataxia:
ty for the testimonial!!
ever since my page was hacked and everything deleted i havent been as motivated to go and update.....but i will be better!!
i got a dvd recorder
ever since my page was hacked and everything deleted i havent been as motivated to go and update.....but i will be better!!
i got a dvd recorder
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jena:
Oh fuck yeah. Except I never wear rings in the sack in case of a fisting request ever, you know? 
quasi_sean:
I got my monkey. He's a cute one.
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jena:
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas, bitch.
Merry Christmas, bitch.
voiddragon:
i work at Hyvee. it's a grocery store.
I have changed my profile pic for the time being in order to wage war on Nofi.
*ahem*
I'm Mister White Christmas...
I'm Mister Snow!
I'm Mister Icicle...
I'm Mister Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch...
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's Mister White Christmas...
He's Mister Snow!
That's right!
He's Mister Icicle...
He's Mister...
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*ahem*
I'm Mister White Christmas...
I'm Mister Snow!
I'm Mister Icicle...
I'm Mister Ten Below!
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch...
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's Mister White Christmas...
He's Mister Snow!
That's right!
He's Mister Icicle...
He's Mister...
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lostidentity:
What happened with your final?
nofi:
okay...it's time for round two. bring it on. 
Guess what, kids? Your Friendly Neighborhood Freak......is a retard.
Let's take a magical trip back in time......uh, to yesterday.
I'm @the college, ready and raring to take my final. Got a switch for a later shift @work, they were gonna cover my arse if I was late, everything was golden.
Then the plot twist, courtesy of my classmate Adam.
My final......
......was Wednesday.
That's right....
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Let's take a magical trip back in time......uh, to yesterday.
I'm @the college, ready and raring to take my final. Got a switch for a later shift @work, they were gonna cover my arse if I was late, everything was golden.
Then the plot twist, courtesy of my classmate Adam.
My final......
......was Wednesday.
That's right....
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toothpickmoe:
The Ringer is going to be so very, very wrong.
stasiss_levine:
mmmm ty hunni.. that was very sweet of ya talk to ya again soon
~MaryAnne 
talk to ya again soon
~MaryAnne
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yuriel:
hah i r hate updates
since i have no life and all.
-snicker-
since i have no life and all.
-snicker-
hotcurry:
Thanks pudin'.
Just a quick little update from your Friendly Neighborhood Freak.
There's been a lot of new faces on my Friend's List over the past few months. So, to show my appreciation, I've left testimonials!
Don't believe me? Go ahead, check. I can wait.
...
...
...
See?
Now, for those of you that already had a testimonial from me, you didn't get one. Because that...
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There's been a lot of new faces on my Friend's List over the past few months. So, to show my appreciation, I've left testimonials!
Don't believe me? Go ahead, check. I can wait.
...
...
...
See?
Now, for those of you that already had a testimonial from me, you didn't get one. Because that...
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sharona1881:
OMG that is the best avatar EVAR!!!!!!
quasi_sean:
fo reals.
when i quit pleasuring myself to that image, i'll think of something more poetic or even relevant to say.
when i quit pleasuring myself to that image, i'll think of something more poetic or even relevant to say.
Ah, how I ♥ it when good luck shines down on me from time to time.
My Pre-Calculus test, which was to be on Thursday (which made me proceed to run around like a maniac trying to get Wednesday off in exchange for my Friday, which was surprisingly hard. I mean, who doesn't want a Friday off?!? But I digress...) became a take-home test, which...
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My Pre-Calculus test, which was to be on Thursday (which made me proceed to run around like a maniac trying to get Wednesday off in exchange for my Friday, which was surprisingly hard. I mean, who doesn't want a Friday off?!? But I digress...) became a take-home test, which...
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bluevalentine:
sure did Thank you, paypal
Thank you, paypal 
xip:
I think I did a happy dance once. But it may have been just a very smooth stumble.
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Ah, how I ♥ it when good luck shines down on me from time to time.
My Pre-Calculus test, which was to be on Thursday (which made me proceed to run around like a maniac trying to get Wednesday off in exchange for my Friday, which was surprisingly hard. I mean, who doesn't want a Friday off?!? But I digress...) became a take-home test, which...
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My Pre-Calculus test, which was to be on Thursday (which made me proceed to run around like a maniac trying to get Wednesday off in exchange for my Friday, which was surprisingly hard. I mean, who doesn't want a Friday off?!? But I digress...) became a take-home test, which...
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walker:
But one of the things I have done is set my self on fire. And I meant to do it, worked well I didn;t get hurt and I scared the shit out of people.
Random Freak Factoids
( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(x) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love...
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( ) I've Never Been Drunk
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(x) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) I've Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love...
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walker:
Is it a good thing or bad that I haven't done most of the stuff on that list.
lostidentity:
You've never crashed a friends car? WTF? oh the disgrace!!!!!! lolololol
~MaryAnne