Thy flatmate has been stealing orange juice from thou. Thee fucker must pay or he shalt perish under the beatings from a large sticketh.
This is not a morning to fuck wit thee.
This is not a morning to fuck wit thee.
I found out I am from the 1700s last night, which greatly astonished thou 
Yes, much rejoicing was had when I saw the Chiefs last night, for it was a splendid evening and I met the beautiful maidens Nadine and Tilly.
I was there handing out flyers for the band to every poor soul who crossed my path on their way in last night....
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Yes, much rejoicing was had when I saw the Chiefs last night, for it was a splendid evening and I met the beautiful maidens Nadine and Tilly.
I was there handing out flyers for the band to every poor soul who crossed my path on their way in last night....
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_pauly_:
There was a gig? I think I might move beside you if you keep meeting SG's 
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I going to see them too at T in the park...I've probably said that before, but hey
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I hope your keeping well dude
I'm glad you liked the "P.O.I."
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I going to see them too at T in the park...I've probably said that before, but hey
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I hope your keeping well dude
I'm glad you liked the "P.O.I."
milky666:
someone's got the hots :giggles:
_pauly_:
Nice
october:
awesome!!
i'm really sorry i didn't make it the other night. i'm useless, totally.
i'm having problems getting out of bed before 1pm at the moment, then i try and revise, and by 8pm i always feel stupidly sleepy. i can't wait until these exams are over!
i'm really sorry i didn't make it the other night. i'm useless, totally.
i'm having problems getting out of bed before 1pm at the moment, then i try and revise, and by 8pm i always feel stupidly sleepy. i can't wait until these exams are over!
You Bastards! 
Nah, I'm only ripping on October and Wookey for outrageous bailing on me last night, you missed a good one guys. You can make it up to me in two weeks when I do my LAST EVER Open Mic at St Matts. It looks like it's going to be a good one too as I've got the emails of a few of my...
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Nah, I'm only ripping on October and Wookey for outrageous bailing on me last night, you missed a good one guys. You can make it up to me in two weeks when I do my LAST EVER Open Mic at St Matts. It looks like it's going to be a good one too as I've got the emails of a few of my...
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Admit it, my new profile pic is the cutest in the world.
My friend Fay is doing a biography of me as her final project for her sociology degree and she needed some photos, my parents found this one. I must say, it is probably my fav pic of me ever. So here it shall remain until you all get freaked out by a child...
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My friend Fay is doing a biography of me as her final project for her sociology degree and she needed some photos, my parents found this one. I must say, it is probably my fav pic of me ever. So here it shall remain until you all get freaked out by a child...
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october:
hey, sorry i haven't got back to you about the open mic night, i left my mobile charger at uni when i went home for easter so had no phone and only limited internet access the whole time. not good.
it might have to be after my exams now, things are atupidly hectic at the moment. sorry.
how are you?
it might have to be after my exams now, things are atupidly hectic at the moment. sorry.
how are you?
wookey:
Sorry I wasn't able to make it tonight, my internet went down for a while, and i couldn't get your number.
I'd only just got my work shifts through and had to work tonight, and no-one could cover for me.
I'll come again though mate, you can be sure of that.
C-ya
I'd only just got my work shifts through and had to work tonight, and no-one could cover for me.
I'll come again though mate, you can be sure of that.
C-ya
Yeah, it was me 
Got the book recommended to me by a very good friend whose advice I take as gospel. Saw it on your wishlist, knew you'd gone to Japan, 2+2 etc.
I bought a copy for myself actually, so if you ever want to discuss it consider me a book buddy.
T
Got the book recommended to me by a very good friend whose advice I take as gospel. Saw it on your wishlist, knew you'd gone to Japan, 2+2 etc.
I bought a copy for myself actually, so if you ever want to discuss it consider me a book buddy.
T
WARNING: RIDICULOUSLY LONG ENTRY AHEAD!
Man, it's been busy. I can't believe how involved I've suddenly become in my entries but it's doing great things in my non-virtual life. For one, I'm massively ego-centric, but by spouting all my self absorbed nonsense here I've become far more pleasant to be around. I listen more, I have no need to tell everyone every detail of my...
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Man, it's been busy. I can't believe how involved I've suddenly become in my entries but it's doing great things in my non-virtual life. For one, I'm massively ego-centric, but by spouting all my self absorbed nonsense here I've become far more pleasant to be around. I listen more, I have no need to tell everyone every detail of my...
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Just studied this in my poetry seminar. Thought I'd write it here and dedicate it to milky. Hope you feel better soon.
And You Helen by Edward Thomas
And you, Helen, what should I give you?
So many things I would give you
Had I an infinite great store
Offered me and I stood before
To choose. I would give you youth,
All kinds...
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And You Helen by Edward Thomas
And you, Helen, what should I give you?
So many things I would give you
Had I an infinite great store
Offered me and I stood before
To choose. I would give you youth,
All kinds...
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_pauly_:
Thats really nice dude. She'll like that
How are you keeping?
How are you keeping?
Oh. My. Goodness.
Monday was very interesting and eventful. That's obvious really as it's now Wednesday and I'm only just in a condition to write this.
Here's a rundown: Student Union (5); Van Dyke (2); Hatchet (2); Berkley (2); Mate's house (1); Quarterpounder with cheese; Coronation Tap (4); Clifton Wine Bar (1); The White Hart (2); Lloyds (2); Evolution (unknown); Potato wedges in gravy,...
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Monday was very interesting and eventful. That's obvious really as it's now Wednesday and I'm only just in a condition to write this.
Here's a rundown: Student Union (5); Van Dyke (2); Hatchet (2); Berkley (2); Mate's house (1); Quarterpounder with cheese; Coronation Tap (4); Clifton Wine Bar (1); The White Hart (2); Lloyds (2); Evolution (unknown); Potato wedges in gravy,...
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wookey:
i'm looking forward to when mine gets done.
Glad to hear it was interesting - Where's Van Dyke anyway? I'm assuming it's near your union, but then i don't know exactly where that is either.
Looking forward to Tuesday though.
YAY
Glad to hear it was interesting - Where's Van Dyke anyway? I'm assuming it's near your union, but then i don't know exactly where that is either.
Looking forward to Tuesday though.
YAY
_pauly_:
Glastonbury, Very nice. I'm going to T in the park
And you should have listened to my advice dude.
And you should have listened to my advice dude.
FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DISSERTATION IS DONE! I'M PRINTING IT OFF NOW! i HAVE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE DEADLINE! I AM FLYING ON THE SEAT OF MY PANTS! AND I'M LOVING IT!!!
There's nothing better than handing in a huge fucking project that has been the bane of you life for such a long period of time. I'm off to the Corrie Tap to waste my loan....
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THE DISSERTATION IS DONE! I'M PRINTING IT OFF NOW! i HAVE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE DEADLINE! I AM FLYING ON THE SEAT OF MY PANTS! AND I'M LOVING IT!!!
There's nothing better than handing in a huge fucking project that has been the bane of you life for such a long period of time. I'm off to the Corrie Tap to waste my loan....
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iris1:
YAY! Congratualations!!
_pauly_:
Congrats Sir , don't spend to much
, don't spend to much So how do you know Allison?
She's been my girlfriend for the past four years
And thus, my friendship with Tim, on the day of his girlfriend's birthday, is revealed as superbly superficial.
I've been doing acting with the guy every few months for the past three years and I've only just met his girlfriend and learnt her name. He must of mentioned her a...
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She's been my girlfriend for the past four years
And thus, my friendship with Tim, on the day of his girlfriend's birthday, is revealed as superbly superficial.
I've been doing acting with the guy every few months for the past three years and I've only just met his girlfriend and learnt her name. He must of mentioned her a...
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_pauly_:
What a suave mu'fucka!!!
Movies don't affect me either dude. Now if you'll excuse me, i've got this huge poop monster I have to destroy
have fun dude
Movies don't affect me either dude. Now if you'll excuse me, i've got this huge poop monster I have to destroy
have fun dude
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh 
I feel much better after last night. The dissertation got the better of me and I just had to escape my house as I was going stir crazy. It was a bit of a nightmare though as everyone else was working really hard and/or skint so I had no one to get drunk with. Thankfully I have friends in the first year who do...
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I feel much better after last night. The dissertation got the better of me and I just had to escape my house as I was going stir crazy. It was a bit of a nightmare though as everyone else was working really hard and/or skint so I had no one to get drunk with. Thankfully I have friends in the first year who do...
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iris1:
yes but if you start kissing all your friends then it wont be special anymore!
I know what you mean about the dissertation. Whens yours due in? i have under a month now. scared! I should be doing it now actually. Gah!
I know what you mean about the dissertation. Whens yours due in? i have under a month now. scared! I should be doing it now actually. Gah!