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Raleigh. The Capital. So glorious.

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Tuesday Oct 24, 2006

Oct 24, 2006
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Don't make me come over there.

c m r ducks?
m r not ducks.
o s m r. c m r wings?
l i b! m r ducks!

Fucked if I ain't tellin' the truth. Today I called this guy a mother fucker. Then he introduced me to his girlfriends daughter. I think I may have laughed my fucking ass off. My universe is wrapped in fever dreams. I saw concentric circles spinning ponderously about one another. Yo mamma is a SHREW!!! My shoelaces do NOT come untied!!! PREACH!! (I done slipped in pig fat today) Riddle me this, mother fucker, I called a kitten a cat and then made it into a shoe! (I done slipped in pig fat today) She loves goats, so I touched her butt.

Have you whacked off and picked your nose today?
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
necia:
Hey! Happy birthday! kiss
Nov 7, 2006
apostrophenow:
happy fuckin' tryptophan day

wish you were here, so I could throw a football at your head wink
Nov 23, 2006

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