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togalosh:
Solidarity Reg!

..but the friends bit is not so much ranked as shuffled...

Good to see you around...gotta say I miss reading n guessing about ya.

..you neaping about on two wheels yet, looking super chic n sexy?
acidevangelist:
Happy Birthday!
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Alas, I fear I may be done with using SG for my journal. I've become a total sellout and decided to move my journal to my own site so that anyone, including my family, can comment (not that anyone has, mind.) I will still be keeping SG to post in the journals of others, and to play in the groups, but if you would...
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cest_la_mae:
in sync like whoa.
wink
allyn:
I just noticed that you're un-grey again...WB! smile
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A news piece I wrote for my travel writing class:

Take My Flight Please!

During the early days of air travel, only trained nurses qualified for flight attendant jobs. But judging from whats taking place in the air today, attendants are apparently spending more time at the Improv than any hospitals. Southwest Airlines flight attendants delivered these recent gems during a quick hop from Burbank...
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acidevangelist:
howyadoin'? kiss
cest_la_mae:
There's never not an all plane sing-a-long when we fly SW to Vegas - which is everytime.
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I am anchored to this world by the weight of objects I dont even want. My mind is the masthead on my own ugly ship, weather-troddled, barnacle ridden, slugging through storms only to be beaten.

I am tied to reality, waiting for imagination to cut me loose.

My feelings have been flattened and the crepe-like substance of my dreams break and blow away. While false...
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jj_r0x0rz:
maybe my bodys totally looney because caffiene makes me sad and alcohol makes me happy...
surlyclown:
Thanks for the kind words.
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Per bijoux's request:

1. Seven things to do before I die:

1) Visit all seven continents
2) Publish a book
3) Live Abroad
4) Own a pug
5) Buy my parents a really expensive vintage cappuccino machine
6) Operate and own a Vespa
7) Learn to Tango

2. Seven Things I cannot do:

1) Shoplift
2) Be really adept at the trapeze
3) Eat...
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togalosh:
Ha ! D'you have a preference for the sort of sweets? ...for me it would have to be Jelly Tots blush

..did you not immediately go n check out the links to see the infinately (yet so subtley) more stylish Lambretta..and the ones for sale near you??.

..there is even a fan club in C.A.

..you can lead a horse to water... blahblahblah..

They are far from the pinnacle of engineering so go easy scooter girl.

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togalosh:
Handsome??..moi?? ..awe-schucks blush
Tah very mooch biggrin
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Guess what? I have my first published piece in over ten years in this morning's Los Angeles Times.

And I'm actually being paid for it, too...
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surlyclown:
Congrats. Great news. smile
weirdunclebob:
Don't forget us humble SG members when you're rich and famous, will ya! wink

(P.S. nice one, sweetie kiss )



[Edited on Mar 02, 2006 12:49AM]
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melladoree:
so true! kiss
acidevangelist:
We can agree to disagree, I guess. As long as we share a mutual admiration for each other. kiss
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togalosh:
aw gosh.. blush
yushi:
Not exactly... see you around on AIM! smile
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"How I Spent My Saturday at Taschen's Sale"

Dear Taschen Books,

I have been an admirer of your creative and intriguing publications for some time now. I easily own dozens of your books, and as a book collector, you have always been one of my favorite publishers. This is why I was delighted to receive your postcard advertising a warehouse sale at your Beverly...
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beelzarob:
I'm itchin' for punk rock juke box,
margarita salt on my wrist from leanin'
too long on that bar. Think I'll venture
down the block for some.Ya know,
salty "rawk" a two dollar bottled beer
and a blank stare at the Miller Lite mirror.
Wanna join me?
beelzarob:
Honestly.
I scroll down through your writings looking
for something violent or sexual.
Call me...errr "American".
Either/Ither
I need sex!
Double cheeseburgers!
3-Ways!
Unfortunate traffic collisions!
Mongoloids and drool!
Ubpaid parking tickets!
Hash Browns with lots 'o Ketchup!