tuxy

You guys, you guys, you guys!!!

Can you believe I stayed in bed until 2? It's not jet-lag -- but pure laziness!!!

This is the best vacation ever. A morning of reading, sleeping, reading, nodding off.... Yesterday I met some cool new people (sandbender) and I'm learning the most interesting things. I mean, did you know that avocado and soy sauce are best...
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I wanna fuck like a man.

Jaidee got a phone.
Jaidee likes to play.
tuxy likes to play.
Jaidee calls tuxy to go play.

Jaidee and tuxy fuck shit up.

The end.



... or is it?...

Putting empty ice cube trays back in the refrigerator --- is there really a point?

Idiots.

))<>((

Forever.

Stop burning bridges.

Tell me a story, I know you're not boring.

If I was a building, I'd be the tallest building with the sharpest sides it would make your eyes bleed to look at me.

If I was a car, I'd definitely be a pickup truck. A Tacoma. Except I'd talk and say "yee-haw" lots.

If I was furniture, I'd be a bed with really soft pillows and amazing sheets. You'd never want to leave me...
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