terrakotta

I will do my best to prepare the Quarter for your arrival lol *hugs*

If Jayla is as hot as her name, then your next year of work is going to be a real treat. If you want me to beat this other guy teacher up, just let me know. I'll hit him with my car to make sure he gets the point.

Glad i made your morning with the startbucks thing. Your not the first lucky lady to thank god for JakeyPooh first thing in the morning.

And my advice would be to stay away from the Care Bears lady. Teddy bears are fine, dancing bears are alright, grizzly bears are not fun, but the Care Bear is the most nefarious creature in the wild. keep your distance, or you'll end up scarred and shattered, like me...

Ha ha! In John's face, that ass.

Man...wish I got invites to sex toy parties...on the other hand, since my most of my friends around here are guys, maybe it's a blessing that I don't get invited. Oof.

unfortunaly that is my normal look

Quitin smokin sux i did it a year ago, just wait till you get stereoscopic-taste-o-rama.

But don't underestimate learnin curves, i sucked in french till Madame McGough turned up in the mediocre level class, my god i was fluent in a week, then i got promted to a high class lost interest, got demoted to the lowest class. Oh the irony.

by the by....
Cheers terracotta, you're cool. Nice to know there's hope left for mankind.
xs

"stereoscopic-tatse-o-rama"
He says it like it's a bad thing. Supertasting was my favorite part of quitting. Oh, that and having my firstborn--I quit a 2-pack-a-day habit the day I found out I was pregnant. 5 p.m. August 5, 1993.
4:30!! Ugh... Good luck adjusting.

Yep, Mel's got those Australian sun freckles that are really cute...dunno. I think people from the Aus haev a touch of the sun, and a hint of madness Don't see it much up here in the North...we just get cabin fever!

I'm glad that the McCarthyism links will help, but I should also say that they're good for preliminary overviews...dunno how good they are for really in-depth stuff, so just like a good breakfast, it should be balanced out.

As for us Canuck Superheroes...well, who am I to argue? You can be the Lois to my Superman anytime, baby

The edit is to add how deeply I acknowledge my cornball roots

[Edited on Sep 05, 2005 7:36AM]

Thanks for the props, TK. Indeed, you definitely have some lesbo cockblocking going on. . . so I think you should talk / and get her to stop rocking your flowing on / with fellas that you chum up to / what the hell she think she's up to / protecting you from dixie cups she thinks might try to fuck you . . . okay, enough pre-breakfast freestyle.

I haven't seen these Raisin Bran commercials you speak of, I don't think, but I would offer you the Red Stripe beer commercials on Spike TV. "Reggae and Red Stripe Beer. . . making our white friends funky since 1970"

Ambassador: "You sir. Would you say you are ugly?"

Man: "Well, I don't. . . "

Ambassador: "YOU ARE VERY UGLY!! Here, take this beer."

[Man takes beer]

Ambassador: "Now you are beautiful." [to camera] "Red Stripe beer. It's beer! Hooray beer!"

Man: "Hooray beer!"

Ambassador: "Says the beautiful man."

Boy, wait'll your doppleganger starts going to CVS and Einstein Arthur shows and gets mistaken for Jen's lesbian lover, huh?! Then again, I suppose that'll solve all your cockblocking problelms. Maybe you should track her down and introduce the two of them.

I will definitely never turn down teh sex

Heres another mental hug.

And a mental fondlewhile were at it.

As far as that John thing goes, I can see why you wanted that off your chest and agree that, that wasnt the best way to handle it (though I can empathize why it would end up that way).

Buton the other side of things there are both bad winners and bad loosers. Perhaps Mr. Smith was the aggrieved party.but he didnt handle it very well at all. Especially the, I had to discuss you at length in therapy. Sheeesh! His anguish is just a little too self indulgent to be completely genuine and he enjoys his pain a little too much to get much sympathy from me.

In my not-so-humble opinion, in the end, you handled it better than he.

Transporter 2 , is worth seeing if you like action films

DIXIE-CUP THIS ASSCLOWN WITH WRECKLESS ABANDON AND SEND HIM BACK TO HIS BOBBY KNIGHT COUCH JOCKEY ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACK SESSIONS!!!! Lil' punkass bitch.

Didn't he hear you say you didn't want a boyfriend? Okay, maybe the motor behind his drive was fueled by the "want what you can't have" gas (which, ironically enough, is still costlier than the shit we're paying this week), but he's the dickhead who could shift his foot from accelerator to brake, or steer away, rather than driving off a cliff, thinking there's a safety barrier or parking lot there (you) that'll prevent him from doing so. Therapy my ass -- JOHN-BOY, YOU WENT CUZ THERE WASN'T ANY FOOTBALL ON TV, YOU SELF-CENTERED PRICK!!!

Honestly, I don't even know that you did much wrong, other than nip it enough in the bud, which we're all prone to do anyway because we never want to be harsher on a person than we need to. Granted, the blow-off wasn't the caliber of emotional strategy that Gen. Patton or Dr. Phil would have signed off on, but dude, read the clue, it's not like you need a cereal decoder ring for it. He shoulda gotten it on the first bounce yo.

Although I gotta admit, it is kinda funny to read all this and then remember that you're teachers, not students. "I had a crush on him, but he had a girlfriend, then he started kissing me when nobody was looking, so I cornered him near the history books. . . "

you always know the right thing to say

While the comment may say like 10:30sumthin pm...it was more like.....1:30 I think. So let's pretend I made a complete and correct sentence shall we? Thanks.

I find it hard to believe that a book, one written by a WOMAN, no less, could teach me anything about sex with a woman that television has not already brought to my attention.

One of the things that most get me mad, women who complain that 'every man i've ever been with sucks at " "'. This tells me that she has never taken the time to teach/show her lovers what it is that she likes.


If a man isn't good at pleasing you, it is your responsibility to instruct him, if not for your own pleasure, then for all womankind.

Oh and I've been there before. Good store...but given my current condition it's not the best place to go. Better when you canbuy things to use with other people...though I suppose ladies have a better option.

I'm prone to propose the old adage "great minds think alike" as having proven true once again, as you and I clearly had the same Monday and Tuesday. But what do we do besides keep on keepin' on? All I know for sure is that nobody's gonna solve our problems but us.

Secondly, Wayne clearly was cockblocking, even if he didn't realize it (which I find surprising and suspect). Indeed, we do presume couples who are all hugged up together in public are a couple. You could have clarified for the masses amongst you only by running off screaming "I DON'T KNOW YOU!! YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!! STAY AWAY!!" But that probably would have taken the focus away from the band.

Granted, Wayne's cockblock was unfair, but think about how tough men have it -- we become instant chick magnets only AFTER there's a wedding band on our fingers.

It's the system and the new maths these days. It's gonna screw up the next generation so badly. . . .

thanks!!

yeah, i did the dixie cup thing until this one, looks like i am going back. at least my dixie cup boy is smokin hot, and never makes me cry. to think i gave him up for the last month over this ass. good news is, he's been calling the whole time. nothing feels as good as little revenge sex

i just saw your journal, i am sorry your feeling bad too, if you were here we could get really drunk and listen to lots of Alkaline Trio. i mean that always helps me.

so here's a hug right back at ya!!!

I actuelly have the bad habit of eyeing girls and talkin to them nomatter what unless I see some rocks on yhat left hand ...
But your buddy totally seems like he kinda digs you.
Unless you guys grew up right next to each other he probably would't mind some naked wrasln'
and school teacher man wanted you to come to his house,
Us guys a blatent "come to my house.Ha ha ha "
is code for come over
I don't know I am hitting on christian girls.

i know exactly what you mean!! that class sounds awful, but we do it because we care. you have to suffer the bullshit, in order to get to the real stuff. Meh, its worth it in the end, right? i think so.

happy belated birthday cutie!
um...i be lated cause i was at rollercon....sorry..

Hollywood?

Nah, Ill pass. Im too Mid-West for that West Coast bullshit.

But.

There are other places to become famous.