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4 day weekend, bitches. The liver abuse begins in about an hour.

Heh...the prank war I've been involved in at work is over. It was almost the entire crew vs. me, and guess who won, bitches!
The end came when I screwed the door to a porta-john shut while someone was in it, then lifted it with the forklift and left it hanging. When the boss stopped yelling, the rest of the crew conceded defeat and asked...
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As soon as I take over the world, I'm gonna make weekends longer.

Screw this, I'm going to the damn beach.

Yes, Batman Begins=awesome.
Going to the bar afterwards for the dreaded "one drink on the way home"=stumbling home at 4 am.

The day started with a tire blowout on the freeway, and ended with me letting almost all the air out of a co-worker's tires. In between, there was the rigging of water coolers to dump on people, various other acts of tomfoolery, and general mayhem around the jobsite.
I tried to warn them not to start with me, but they didn't listen.

Yes, it's gonna be an interesting week

One of my oldest friends, a girl that is basically my other sister, just had a baby girl this morning!
I'm a damn uncle!

I just got shot down so hard tonight, if it wasn't so funny, I'd probably be pretty bummed about it.
Time for my semi-drunk ass to go to sleep now.

Neck=fucked
I need a damn chiroprator. Or just need to chop off my head....either way
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Still in desperate need of a vacation.

I finally saw Star Wars Episode 3...can I get my 2 hours back now?
That was pure crap.

Hehehehe Other crews at work decided to start a little practical joke war with me. Poor bastards have no idea what they got themselves into. The next week or so will either be fun as hell, or get me fired.
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Just got a call...possibility of a very huge music thing. One-night gig, playing backup for a big name person. Still just a small possibility,...
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