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Hello all you lovely little creeps and pervs...

I'm sorry it's been a while since I last posted an entry on here. Allow me to explain: I'm a lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy, lazy person. After coming home, doing laundry, cooking dinner, and cleaning (sorta) the apartment, I barely have the energy to masturbate 7 or 8 times before going to bed...
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delilahlove:
lol, i dont think i have many of those either.... i wear the boy shorts.... ummm, lets brain storm.... fruity friday? I could take pics with different fruit?!?! torso tuesday?? ill keep thinking...
tinkly:
Where are you hiding tongue
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Cold Water

Repitition kills the senses. The same routines, the same experiences, day in, day out, and the nerves go dull. You become accustomed to the minor joys, the little annoyances. You rationalize the situation. After all, there are those far worse off. What right have you to complain just because you have no cause to cheer?

Then, at the most unexpected times, random bursts...
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jena:
You're up next in the film group.
leib_:
Thanks for commenting on my set smile

kiss

i know this doesn't really have anything to do with your blog but cold water made me think of it...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

the water was so cold during my set that my vajayjay went numb eeek !



haha

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I think my manager can reproduce asexually, because he is both a DICK and a CUNT!

If you read my last post, you may remember that I was somewhat looking forward to getting a new manager to help alleviate some of the burden of running the store. But the guy is just an unbelievable CUNT! He looks like a cunt. He talks like a cunt...
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violetred:
pierced nips! that's hot love
prettymassacre:
awww thank you sweetheart smile
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It's nice to remind yourself everyonce in a while that you can still do something different and completely out of the ordinary for you. A couple of days ago I got both of my nipples pierced. Now, considering this crowd, I know it probably won't impress anyone. However, for me, this is a BIG step. No one who knows me saw it coming...
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burnt_halo:
ha ha ha! you should pitch them the idea. biggrin
fragilesong_:
that's the best thing ever.
except not.

what an idiot! he'll love that when he's 90.
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I'm sorry I haven't been around lately, my saucy sickos! I deserve a hard spanking. Anyone? Anyone?

I've been a little busy lately ever since my boss quit and I've been running things at work ("And there was much rejoicing. 'Yay'"). Perfect timing, too. When she left, we were right in the middle of hiring a lot of new people. Of...
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havilah:
Happy New Year!!!!!!
littlesherbert:
*spank* lol. happy new year. yeah it seems like men decide these things, like women blatantly decide to be wimpy complainers.. hehe. xx
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Salutations, my naughty little monkeys!

Did you think I left? Did you think I would abandon all of you twisted perverts? Did you really think I could ever turn my back on all the beautiful naked women? Ok, I have done that last one, but only cause lots of lube and a dildo were involved.

The reason I've been incomunnicado these past few weeks...
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havilah:
Thanks! biggrin
havilah:
Happy Halloween!
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To all of my devoted fans who have been following the ongoing saga of my car, here is another exciting chapter!

For the past year, I've been putting up with lots of measley little annoyances, several of which needed repairs. Struts, brake drums, exhaust pipe, oil pan, etc., etc. But a couple of weeks ago, my rear bumper decided that it had finally had...
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elleseven:
Thats my favorite heads song, too! I have never seen that youtube video though, so thanks.
squire:
Great idea for a group sir! You ever go to that other place that specialized in 'tails? It's called Bennetts or something like that. On the South side. DAMN I can never remember the name of that place. They'll kick you out for foul language though. wink
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So, I'm finally getting a new place to call my own. Yay! It's a one bedroom, hardwood floors, lotsa windows. It's kind of small, but that's okay since I don't have a lot of crap to put in it and if you've seen my pics, you know I'm a skinny skinny skinny boy. But I have so much...
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kinkykurlz:
Soooooo when you coming to seeee meee? hehehee
hornjock:
Congrats on the move to a new place. I always think that it's fun to arrange stuff differently.... until I remember how much shit I have to carry up (and/or down) however many flights of stairs, and then I want to throw out all my furniture and use cardboard boxes.

How'd the move go? Are you permanently drunk now?
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When you spend so much of your time scrutinizing and criticizing other people, it becomes so very easy to lose all perspective of yourself. You want to spend so much time being smart, being clever, being funny, witty, and wise that it takes some truly idiotic behavior on your part to shock you back to reality. And when you are there, and you look at...
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kaylaisobscene:
I really enjoyed that blog. Made me think.

Hope you have a great birthday!

Peace, Peace, and Love!
baby_squid:
no actually...just a real pet snake lol
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In science class, we were taught that if you wrap an iron core with copper wire and pass an electric current through it, you can create and electro-magnetic field. Today, I learned that if you put me in my store when it's a very hot and muggy day outside, I emit an asshole-magnetic field. Assholes exist in the world. There's no denying or...
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luh:
LOL I can't help it. I just like to spank people even people I don't know. ARRR!!!
neiha:
Thanks for the comment love! wink
kiss kiss