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bastardo:


whoah is right. god damn thats some sick shit.
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Why French teachers have the blues

The predominance of English on the internet, the relative ease of learning basic English and the perception that English is "cooler" - thanks in large part to popular music and films - means French is becoming ever more restricted to older generations and the upper classes of many countries where it used to be the second language of choice...
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uptight:

French Tabloid Takes Aim at the U.S.

Forget about all that trans-Atlantic talk of kiss-and-make-up following the "Freedom Fries"-era disagreements between France and the United States. There's a new tabloid on Paris newsstands offering an alternate take:

"L'Anti-Americain."

The cheeky newspaper's editor-in-chief says Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice can have a free issue of the satirical monthly when she's in Paris next week.

She'll need to have packed her sense of humor. This month's issue features an entry in a bogus George W. Bush diary that reads: "Ask the CIA: Where's China?"

Rice and her French counterparts hope to rebuild ties bruised by disagreements over the U.S.-led war in Iraq. In Paris, a stop on her swing through Europe and the Middle East, she'll give a major speech in which she's expected to lay out her vision for American diplomacy.

But on French and American streets, mutual distrust still simmers.

On the day Bush won re-election in November, freelance journalist Frederic Royer decided to tap into the zeitgeist and start "L'Anti-Americain."

The French-language paper offers an unflattering, if tongue-in-cheek, look at America's perceived shortcomings from fast food to the U.S. detention center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Cartoons and editorials featuring sharp-edged critiques of American politicians mostly Bush are a fixture of mainstream French dailies. Royer's monthly strives to pack more punch. But he insists it's good-natured ribbing.

"We're so invaded by American culture, we can't resist," he said.

The first edition in December sold 7,500 copies, advertised only by word-of-mouth and its eye-catching cover, Royer said.

Its Bush re-election headline read: "France offers political asylum to Americans!"

The cover of January's issue features a voluptuous blonde clad only in an American flag beside a doctored photo of Bush as a paperboy, proudly pointing to his presidential seal.

"The name is 'anti-American' for laughs, but it's really anti-Bush," said Royer.

By ordering troops into Iraq over European protest and refusing to back international efforts to curb global warming, Bush looks to some Europeans like a cowboy thumbing his nose at the world.

Conversely, some Americans see France as ungrateful for U.S. help during World War II.

"These grudges will probably last a long time. They go deep beyond the White House and Washington, and out to Middle America," said political scientist Steven Ekovich of the American University of Paris.

Royer acknowledges the success of "L'Anti-Americain" rests on Bush providing good material.

"The danger is to do something too basic, too stupidly anti-American," Royer said. But he expects success "because of the ambient air maybe what I think a lot of French people are feeling right now."



but at least there's some good news - the L'Anti-Americain website reports:

Anti-Amricain (primaire) #3 edition will finally not be published!

It was supposed to be printed on Friday February 11th in the morning, then distributed to the french press shops on Tuesday 15th, but on Thursday 10th in the evening, a dozen men dressed in dark suits, with a strong accent from the United States brutally entered the editorial offices. Not only did they knock down the few people they found in the premises, but they also inspected every computer looking for files about the Anti-Amricain (primaire), copying then destroying all they could find, especially those containing #3s data, and which were likely to be sent to the printer. After two hours, and scarcely without a word, the men left, taking two computers with them. A complaint has been registered.





[Edited on Feb 27, 2005 10:44AM]

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I've said it before and I'll say it again;

the French are AWESOME!!

http://portal.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2005/02/14/expatfrance.xml
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fridgemagnet:
i was just kidding in the vodka thread, i like most of your posts. smile
drstinkypants:
but...
but...
i thought bigotry only existed in america!!
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Testimony Before Congress 2 described how intelligence estimates showed the War on Terror still expanding; that it was primarily an ideological war, a war of ideas. On that ideological battlefield, the Left is the most powerful ally of Sunni Jihadism, the fascism of our times. In that post I observed that "those being the stakes, it necessarily follows that the War ... will if it...
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gramnegative:
Saw this and thought it might make you happy wink
France National Library Attacks Google Book Effort
gramnegative:
They object because it will speed the demise of their shitty language
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviewed by the New York Times:

NYT: I see your album is up [for a Grammy] against one by Al Franken, as well as another by Jon Stewart.

Triumph: Forces to be reckoned with, yes? They sure took down the president. And Frankens liberal radio is really taking off. I own a conch shell with more listeners.

NYT: This happens...
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bpatrick:
What up ,pimp? How's life in the North?
uptight:
Stock - I am thinking of joining SG Conseratives again. Is it still how it was when Tannhauser got the zot?
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That was kind of interesting. Talked to the owner of my old work today. When his junior partner came down to check out the yard in Anchorage, my ex-supervisor was waiting for him with 5 legal sheets of complaints and grievances about him and the operation. Just berated him non-stop until J. just couldn't take it anymore. J. just got up and walked out the...
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dr_zoidberg:
Is it more money than you are making now? I go where the money is.
stockula:
Well, yeah. Better than what i'm making now. Which is nothing. But I am thinking whether it's a good deal to invest my time in a doomed enterprise. And I know it's doomed, having worked first hand ther for 6 months. Either take the easy cush job that'll inevitbly pan out into nothing? Or find something with a fututre for growth and advancement?

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My exciting day

Car is broken, and I can't work on it because there's a snowstorm (my garage is too cramped and dark to work in). I'm hungry and out of beer, but nearest store is 1.5m away, and they pile snow up on the sidewalks so you basically have to walk in the road. Dont want to do that, it's dangerous with such bad...
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uptight:
that thing we spoke about seems more optimistic now smile
loudog1:
OK, so you heard about this fuss down here in So Cal about the (hispanic) LAPD officer shooting the (black) 13 year old who just happened to be out for a 4AM jopyride in a stolen car.

Anyway, I was listening to the talk radio (KFI) and the host was taking calls. This one guy from watts called in and was going off about the rampant white supermacy in the LAPD and how none of the cops actually life in the community and how he's more afraid of the cops than of the gangs ect. ect.

Finally he says,"Even the word 'officer' is offensive and telling because it is a form of the word 'over seer' that was used on the plantations....."

Then it occurs to me.

It's "Conspiracy Brother!"
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Must fix car, but too lazy. Involves pulling the whole radiator out, soldering it, then putting it back in. I could pay someone to do it, but I'm not working at the moment. Cant really justify it.
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bpatrick:
I just put a comment on the Abu Gharib "torture" news
in CE..sure to make the lib-bots howl with fury. Such is life.
How goes it w/the vehicle?
bpatrick:
Yeah, people do that up North a lot. Sounds like you've narrowed the problem down. Let me know how it goes.
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Moore Digs at Gibson

Oscar-winner Michael Moore has taken a veiled swipe at Mel Gibson's controversial movie The Passion Of The Christ - his revenge after Gibson refused to back Fahrenheit 9/11. Moore was disappointed when the Australian heart-throb actor pulled out his financial backing of his expose of George W. Bush's regime and his reaction to the September 11 terrorist attacks.

The Braveheart star...
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pihka:
blush
raider17:
I assume Moore is making some reference to the perceived anti-semitism in the film, which cracks me up no end as most of the anti-semitism I hear these days comes from the left.
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General Buttnaked

By Daniella Carlsson

The Amazing and unbelievable tale of Joshua Milton Blahyi aka General Buttnaked, a story of macabre horror that would make even the worst feel sick, or maybe laugh..

The real name of this absurd character is Joshua Milton Blahyi known during the vicious civil war in Liberia as General Buttnaked, although his name wasn't so strange compared to other so...
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padme:
That has got to be the coolest thing ive ever read. I think Sanchez should change his name to Buttnaked.
koenigsegg:
i wonder if that would have made more sense or less sense if i hadn't read it while i was stoned
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What would Jack Bauer do?
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abevigoda:
Really weird, now the comments are off your comment list. I have a screen shot if you want to report the bug.
jeff_fries:
No, never been.

You like 24?
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Debra Egan: As a member of the military want to thank-you for all your hard work and devotion to helping the troops. Its too bad our government does not listen.

Michael Moore : Thank you for saying that and thank you for your service to your country . It has everything to do with lining the pockets of the benefactors of George W Bush and...
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uptight:
see - it was us kikes all along smile
levy:
Typical Moore! The guy might have some valid points but the brashness of Michael Moore sometimes make him a turn-off. I have never been a fan of the invasion of Iraq but sometimes the words used by liberals can be downright insulting and degrading to the troops who risk their lives.