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Yet another change in plans! Strawbettie is coming down here to see me! YAY!

I got 50 bucks for hooking up an officer with a phat VIP escort... He got $600 in tips from this highroller...

It's my sleepy day today... A colatapin and a glass of the Dimple Pinch... I'll be able to sleep really well.. hehehe...

hooray for boobies!
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go_lately:
wow, look who's hookin' it up across the land! wink
stewd:
I'm bent on muthafuckin GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!
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Heading up to Maine to hang out with Strawbettie on Saturday...

Hoping she'll kidnap me and keep me tided to the bed ala Misery (minus ankle smashing... its ok i won't run, really!)...

How does a really seedy motel sound Emily? Vibrating bed or not?

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bettietwoguns:
listen, dipshit . . . if i get booty, you'll know!
stewd:
Like I said... the whole neighborhood will porll know... Should I bring the cuffs?
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I'm such a hot stud! (at least I've been told)

I love my new webcammy...

I have so many hot friends now... it's great...

It brings a tear to my eye... ::sniff::

Bailey & Isabelle's set brought me to my knees... ugh... my heart stopped... wow...

GO LOOK AT ME!!!!
http://www.spotlife.com/users3/tallgoofball54/webcam/
I'm not wearing a shirt! ::GASP::
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bettietwoguns:
hot friends? what the fuck? we're getting a divorce!

hehe. just kidding
stewd:
You are at the top of the list, dear... You were my inspiration for the post!
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Woo hoo! I finallty got my a lil web-cammy thingy. Picked up a video card too... so now im rocking 2 monitors... which is cool for working with dreamweaver and stuff...

I don't want to go back to work tonight... i know im gonna hear shit about being there all cocked and passing out in the bathroom... ugh...


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bettietwoguns:
meOw! mmmMMM! drive yer ass up here right now! no more foolin. really. can we start talking dates?
stewd:
Dates as in specific days? Or are we talking dates like "I'll pick you up a 8." dealies???
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I tied one on lastnight, oh, boy let me tell you... After not sleeping at all that day I decided to go to the bar. While waiting for my ride I had 2 beers and a scotch... At the bar I had about 6 pints... I decided to go check out "Lucky's", the new bar at the casino... What a hoppin' place that was... I...
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bettietwoguns:
you are too gross. the wedding is off. hehe
bettietwoguns:
okay. sorry. Joslyn and dan came up from ct. Al didn't come, as he has no car.
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I'm going to do a series of profile pics for y'all soon... I just wish I still had my digital, grrrr... I was thinking one of me as a hessian, death metalhead, greaser, lounge lizard, geeky emo kid, and a few others... any requests???
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london:
How about as a big blob of bubble gum? I did that one year on halloween with pink siran wrap and it was so hot wearing that thing I think I sweated off 10 lbs!
bettietwoguns:
well, husband. where are you this morning? i'll be out all day. poo.
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So, it's official... Strawbettie and I are getting married!!!
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bettietwoguns:
obnoxious.
stewd:
But that's why you love me so?
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I like Magic Hat: Humble Patience soooo much better than Killian's... But it's tought o find in the stores... I don't know what I'm gonna do when I move out west... no more Magic Hat fer me... ::le sigh::

I finally got around to watching Suicide Kings... good movie all in all... I like the fact that once it was revealed it was inside job,...
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stewd:
Did I mention I have to work tonight and I've already had 2?
bettietwoguns:
lush
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I am afraid, am very afraid...

I was told I have an IAM account on BMW... I remember thinking of starting one... but I don't remember if I ever did. It was when I went looking fo advice/horror stories about getting my nape pierced... anywho... If I do have an acct.. how can I check?
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bettietwoguns:
Oh!

thanks
littlegirllost:
I'll call you once these strange men leave for the day.
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I read ALL of the Vonnegut lastnight at work. NOw I'm deathly affraid of "inhaling and ingesting invisible Chinese communists" now. Hehehehe... I began to read some of Rushdie before I went to sleep thismorning and was amazed about the descriptivness of his writing. I read thru 8 pages of two men free-falling from 29,002 feet. Fter those 8 pages they still hadn't hit the...
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demolitionkitten:
she was lying. she is a compulsive liar.
I am not funny. I am insane and ridiculous.
I added you to my aim list anyhow and one day I will scare the wits out of you. Just you wait.

be afraid.
demolitionkitten:
heyheyhey.
I just went to your webpage right quick and I recognize you. You gots one of them bme page thingies. Right right? You best have signed Lisa's thread in the hook-up section then or else be prepared to be reeeeeeeally afraid : )
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In an attempt to stimulate my atropheed brain I bought some books and a blank journal today. I bought The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie and Kurt Vonnegut's Slapstick. Not too contrasting but different enough to keep me occupied and interested. The journal I bought so I can actually have "An Account of Private and Personal Thoughts and Feelings NOT to be Shared or Recounted...
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inkedgirl:
You censor what you put in your online journals? really??
stewd:
I find my self hitting the backspace button alot... I don't like pissing people off...
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YAY!!! Melissa called me today!!! Woo Hoo!!! Hehehehe... It was cool hearing from her. I'm thinking if she doesn't make out here for a visit.. I jusut might have to try and make it out there soon. hehehe... I'm in a great mood now!


Oh, i bought new shoes and... I LIKE 'EM!!!
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alyx666:
i like the pic, but which one are you?
stewd:
David definatly... you can be Gary if you wanna!