Sunday Sep 01, 2013

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It's a shame that wiping your ass with a hot wash cloth never took off in the U.S.

Tuesday Jul 16, 2013

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Ass acne and bad breath is nature's way of warning you that a stripper is rotting from the inside.
elicit77:

Amen.

Monday Jan 28, 2013

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Eating a warm french dip on a rainy evening makes me feel safe and secure like I'm breastfeeding.

Friday Jan 11, 2013

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The world is at your fingertips when you have a clean ass.
kas:

wait. where did you move to?

kas:

totally! I'm in Rancho right off 50 and zinfandel. um, we could totally go get a beer sometime!!!!!!!!! neighbor

Monday Jan 07, 2013

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Tic Tac "Fruit Adventure" taste like an inner thigh after a brisk walk to the mailbox.

Thursday Dec 27, 2012

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"At the end of the day" is the verbal equivalent of flushing a toilet.

Sunday Dec 23, 2012

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I woke up Friday, October 5th 2012 and decided to quit my career and pack up everything I owned and move to a place where I know no one. Yes, technically, I only moved about 100 miles north of where I used to live, but it feels like a giant step away nonetheless.

I've never been the type of person who's had drama...
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Tuesday Jun 19, 2012

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Hey, my favorite people,

I will be back to SG in a few weeks. Going to let this thing expire and then come back with the discount.

See you soon...

Steve

Saturday Apr 28, 2012

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A Hilton hotel pillow is like resting your head on an angels foreskin. Fanfuckingtastic.
kas:

ah shucks mister ♥

Sunday Feb 19, 2012

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A woman used me for sex on Thursday and I've been wrapped up in the fetal position ever since.

Let me start out by stating that I have NEVER been a sexual conquest type of guy. My history with meeting women and having sex with them the same night has always been about a mutual desire to fuck each other. Because I travel a...
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massakre:

That end comment about the half-Italian pubes made me laugh in an extremely saddened sort of way. Hopefully she does it to someone else and gets a violent strain of genital herpes.

Friday Feb 10, 2012

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You should be able to dip your cock into some type of sealant to protect you from herpes. Even if it only lasts for 48 hours.
kas:

lol!