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i told my mom about the sg website tonight. she asked me if it has anything to do with suicide. she was relieved when i told her it was just a site of pics of naked chicks with tattoos and piercings. 
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joe_b_ruthless:
the autopsy part was just for shock value
overshadowed:
Heh I try to keep my mom's internet knowledge to gmail, flickr and epicurious. I've been bracing for the day when she googles my name, that's going to be an interesting talk.
i sent my ex the pic below and this was his response:
I'd say it looks like you're giving head...but the expression on your face seems more like you're getting it
i miss him
I'd say it looks like you're giving head...but the expression on your face seems more like you're getting it
i miss him
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joe_b_ruthless:
aint no thing but a chicken wing.... 
ampersandwich:
You know us men, we're deep 
Y~!
Y~!
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vitamine:
you're so right, there's immense power in a name. knowing someone's name is like having their voodoo doll in your hands... 
i mean to change this imbalance though, since we're over the power games, right? i don't do that stuff with friends i'm planning an event in williamsburg on the 23rd, and i want you to come. can i email you some info? it's a really cool improv night. do you do any improv?
i mean to change this imbalance though, since we're over the power games, right? i don't do that stuff with friends
i'm planning an event in williamsburg on the 23rd, and i want you to come. can i email you some info? it's a really cool improv night. do you do any improv?
vitamine:
my words.. they're such an unlikely accumlation of experiences and events, i doubt i can find a twin brother. i am flattered, very much. thank you 
but i do know quite a few people who know some people.. and my male friends are princes among men.
but i do know quite a few people who know some people.. and my male friends are princes among men. for such a smart girl, ive been pretty dumb. but i think i finally get it.
for so long now, ive just been trying to find a way to make myself happy. but i had the wrong thing as my focal point. im constantly looking for something to focus on to make me happy. it didnt matter if it was a person or an object....
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for so long now, ive just been trying to find a way to make myself happy. but i had the wrong thing as my focal point. im constantly looking for something to focus on to make me happy. it didnt matter if it was a person or an object....
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helper:
I'm missing something here. You are not the black hole at the center of this situation. you are skirting the event horizon. pull away, however slowly. I'm counting on you
vitamine:
you know, your profile picture smile makes so much more sense now.. 
hold on, im rethinking this one
with every possibility and opportunity
comes guaranteed loss and disappointment
comes guaranteed loss and disappointment
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ampersandwich:
.......but hey! Now it's sunny outside!
lolablu:
I guess by "normal" I mean we're going to stop with this separate bedrooms charade. We always just sleep together anyway.
R.I.P, Chipwich.
R.I.P, Chipwich.
forgive me father for i have sinned. its been 27 years since my last confession. i fucked up. i swore i would never willingly be with a man that was in a relationship. i have no one to blame but myself. now, i just wait for karma to get me.
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sophie:
OW!
it's such a crappy spot to be in. mostly because the guilt that comes with deception will torment you. guilt is such an evil monster.
plus, i suspect since you're able to feel guilt, you're actually a kind and loving person. and if you really are trying to put love out there, honesty is going to eventually have to come to the surface.
it's ok. these are the things of human experience. and they all work out in due time. especially if you put your head and your heart into finding a solution.
it's such a crappy spot to be in. mostly because the guilt that comes with deception will torment you. guilt is such an evil monster.
plus, i suspect since you're able to feel guilt, you're actually a kind and loving person. and if you really are trying to put love out there, honesty is going to eventually have to come to the surface.
it's ok. these are the things of human experience. and they all work out in due time. especially if you put your head and your heart into finding a solution.
things that plague my mind at 6 am
cats sleep all day. when they want something, they bitch till they get it. they allow you to love them only when they want it. they wait for you to leave the room to continue doing what you just yelled at them not to do. they trust nobody - especially their own kind. does that just make...
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cats sleep all day. when they want something, they bitch till they get it. they allow you to love them only when they want it. they wait for you to leave the room to continue doing what you just yelled at them not to do. they trust nobody - especially their own kind. does that just make...
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the_reverend:
Bitch can have male connotation. In a kinky kind of way.
That's a good thing
That's a good thing
lolablu:
I have always believed that cats are more intelligent than humans and that they conduct their lives in a much more sensible manner.
tonight i ate so much chocolate cake, i made myself sick. i felt like i was going to vomit, so i went to the bathroom. i figured a few fingers could help it along. i can still feel the scratches of my nail marks on my uvula, but nothing. couldn't get it back up. so tonight, i tip my hat off to the bulimics. man,...
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ampersandwich:
I think the chocolate cake may have been very intelligent & very stubborn. Sometimes you cant make up the mind of cake.
And for anyone who needs help understanding the visuals on this story, here's a diagram:
And for anyone who needs help understanding the visuals on this story, here's a diagram:
lolablu:
Next time try a toothbrush! Or, you know, just let that chocolate cake sit in your tummy where it belongs.
he called
for a date this weekend
and a project for me to work on
mixing business with pleasure?
oh well
for a date this weekend
and a project for me to work on
mixing business with pleasure?
oh well
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ampersandwich:
yeah, mixing, thats a semi-dangerous thing, eh?
at least youll get a drink & a project!
dont talk dirty about your pelvis to me...I may just call you everytime i wanna know if its gonna rain.
you're a pool shark! go girl, go!!
how HAS the work thing gone?
Y~!
at least youll get a drink & a project!
dont talk dirty about your pelvis to me...I may just call you everytime i wanna know if its gonna rain.
you're a pool shark! go girl, go!!
how HAS the work thing gone?
Y~!
skryche:
I hope he says...
"I've got a project for you... in my pants!"
"I've got a project for you... in my pants!"
ouch. i fell. and not in a good way. thank god it was my left hip, and not the broken one. thats gonna leave a mark. and to top it off, i was holding the cat. ok, i need some peroxide and band-aids.
if he doesnt call tomorrow, well, ill move on like i always do.
im in love, with the world
through the eyes...
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if he doesnt call tomorrow, well, ill move on like i always do.
im in love, with the world
through the eyes...
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ampersandwich:
if he hasnt called yet, he's an ass
and your hip is broken? eh??
did you bruise the cat's hip, too - matching hurtzones?
dont you have pool league tonite?
and your hip is broken? eh??
did you bruise the cat's hip, too - matching hurtzones?
dont you have pool league tonite?
overshadowed:
heh, yeah, that'd help me out a whole lot.
♥jess.
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